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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't have a passport, dammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have a passport, dammit."

Reckon you’d fit in his suitcase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darn it I am booked next week ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ello, my names barbara, any chance?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Don't have a passport, dammit.

Reckon you’d fit in his suitcase "

This is quite true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ALSO I'll need someone to spend 6 days in NYC with me in August. It'll be roasting so pack your bikini and mentally prepare yourself for my speedos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull off a mini skirt no problem

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

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I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"I can pull off a mini skirt no problem"

Hahahaha this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pull off a mini skirt no problem"

I wanna see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroking a beard is my speciality

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

God damn it. Where’s my Annual leave when I need it

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning "

Whoop whoop

competition is now closed folks thank you all very much

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have a passport, dammit."

I'm the wrong sex, dammit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be able to grow a beard in 6 days, but I'll be able to stroke my stubble for you in that time

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

xx"

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I thought your profile was a good read.. I was thinking yep yep yep... then, blasphemy!

I've never met anyone who dislikes cheese!!! I. Just. Huh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my last trip to Miami, you won't need to take company.

A well spoken, polite English guy, on ocean boulevard is going to do very, very well.

Oh, and, late nights, there's an Irish bar called playrights, worth checking out.

Good luck.

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x"

Don't forget the chips

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Omg I thought your profile was a good read.. I was thinking yep yep yep... then, blasphemy!

I've never met anyone who dislikes cheese!!! I. Just. Huh?

Yeah

weirdo

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

xx"

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I can pull off a mini skirt no problem"

I need to see this! I'll be giving you a shot of my outfit

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within "

Minus the beard I'd be in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can pull off a mini skirt no problem

I need to see this! I'll be giving you a shot of my outfit

ahahaha seems like a popular demand

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx"

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within "

Greggs to South Beach in the space of two weeks is extremely progressive.

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

Greggs to South Beach in the space of two weeks is extremely progressive."

Cant accuse they guy of commitment issues i suppose lol...he buys gadgets he will never use....he gets a thumbs up from me

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx"

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx"

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

xx"

Oooooh spoilt for choice..can I please have ketchup or maybe mayo

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I can pull off a mini skirt no problem

I need to see this! I'll be giving you a shot of my outfit

ahahaha seems like a popular demand "

Do many women ask to see you in a skirt??

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

Oooooh spoilt for choice..can I please have ketchup or maybe mayo

xx"

You can have whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my last trip to Miami, you won't need to take company.

A well spoken, polite English guy, on ocean boulevard is going to do very, very well.

Oh, and, late nights, there's an Irish bar called playrights, worth checking out.

Good luck."

Nice, will check it out!

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

Oooooh spoilt for choice..can I please have ketchup or maybe mayo

You can have whatever you want

xx"

Wel in that case, I wil have a dip of ketchup first, *takes a bite* and now a bit of mayo..thank you kindly xx

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By *illionsandbillionsMan
over a year ago

Gwent

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

Oooooh spoilt for choice..can I please have ketchup or maybe mayo

You can have whatever you want

Wel in that case, I wil have a dip of ketchup first, *takes a bite* and now a bit of mayo..thank you kindly xx"

You are so welcome

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"And also..im looking for a lady to join me for 6 hours on cornwall beach in august..must be able to carry fish n chips back an forth...may the best man win

Hahaha u just want a skivvy to fetch things

Dammit cover blown

...ok ok ill carry my own cod haha x

Don't forget the chips

Now im just going to take a shopping trolley it be easier lol x

Hey why not..fill ur boots lol xx

So put my fish an chips on my bokts instead of a trolley?

... you seem fun..you can have a chip xx

Hahaha thank you, got any sauce to go with that xx

A variety of toppins...whatever your hesrt desires

Oooooh spoilt for choice..can I please have ketchup or maybe mayo

You can have whatever you want

Wel in that case, I wil have a dip of ketchup first, *takes a bite* and now a bit of mayo..thank you kindly xx

You are so welcome

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No friends?...

It's a long way to go with someone if she snores, or something less nasally. Stranger things have happened though. Good luck

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"No friends?...

It's a long way to go with someone if she snores, or something less nasally. Stranger things have happened though. Good luck

I don't snore it's all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No friends?...

It's a long way to go with someone if she snores, or something less nasally. Stranger things have happened though. Good luck

I don't snore it's all good

Get packed then girl

Oh, check he doesn't or there's at least a balcony haha

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"No friends?...

It's a long way to go with someone if she snores, or something less nasally. Stranger things have happened though. Good luck

I don't snore it's all good

Get packed then girl

Oh, check he doesn't or there's at least a balcony haha"

Will do

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Oi geezer do you snore?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning

Whoop whoop

competition is now closed folks thank you all very much

Easy tiger he said you're winning,not you've won

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning

Whoop whoop

competition is now closed folks thank you all very much

Easy tiger he said you're winning,not you've won

You say tomato and I say tomahto

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning

Whoop whoop

competition is now closed folks thank you all very much

Easy tiger he said you're winning,not you've won

You say tomato and I say tomahto

I'm still tagging along in the hand luggage

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

I like stroking a bead and I have a passport

Okay you're winning

Whoop whoop

competition is now closed folks thank you all very much

Easy tiger he said you're winning,not you've won

You say tomato and I say tomahto

I'm still tagging along in the hand luggage "

I'll allow it.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Just tuck me under your jacket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boring ! anyone want to come on my private helicopter , join the mile high club , land in Barbados at the villa , then cruise on the yacht , with full staff of Michelin chef's , unlimited alcohol , and a party of dancing girls and the harem ? must be better than freezing at home ?

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

"boring ! anyone want to come on my private helicopter , join the mile high club , land in Barbados at the villa , then cruise on the yacht , with full staff of Michelin chef's , unlimited alcohol , and a party of dancing girls and the harem ? must be better than freezing at home ?"

Oh now u put it like that..i want to join the mile high club

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Oh now u put it like that..i want to join the mile high club

xx"

Oooooopsy my bad, just realised I need to renew my passport

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Can you do a party of dancing men as well please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I should add that it needs to be someone comfortable with receiving lots of oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should add that it needs to be someone comfortable with receiving lots of oral sex"

You're going to have to do better than that. The Barbados option is a game changer that is taking the attention...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crew and captain are all ex marines !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey! I'll be in NYC in August. See ya there!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The crew and captain are all ex marines !"

How do I get an invite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Provided: Accommodation on Ocean Drive, South Beach

South American and Caribbean food

All the cocktails you can drink

Required: sex and the occasional beard stroking

Enquire within

Minus the beard I'd be in!"

I've been bearded for most of the last 10 years. It's non negotiable at this point

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