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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Ive been "strongly advised" to work from home today by my boss instead of going into work. My boss is 26 year old 'right on' vegan and appears to be frightened off by snow and has "encouraged" the other, equally as young team members to follow suit.

So a big thanks to our British education system and wussy bloody schools for the last 15 years of closing down at the the mere mention of white stuff and for producing a bunch of absolute fucking pussies who cant even be arsed to try to get into work.

Fuck them all, im going to the office, because im not a soft cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You be careful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we’ve found that those who use public transport will always come to work, assuming said public transport is running of course, and those who normally drive will stay home, i found the roads to be earlly quieter than usual yesterday, and the snow wasn’t really that bad here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like your boss then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My office is the outside. I wish it was closed

Although no significent snow still

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Drove to work this morning and working outside in this white stuff

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone from work posted on FB saying ‘yay I’m on the train, go me’

Yeah you’re going to work cause you’re able. You want a pat on the back for it though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ive been "strongly advised" to work from home today by my boss instead of going into work. My boss is 26 year old 'right on' vegan and appears to be frightened off by snow and has "encouraged" the other, equally as young team members to follow suit.

Fuck them all, im going to the office, because im not a soft cunt! "
Round of Applause for this girl . Well said

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Deep snow here plus had thunder and lightning . the buses are all off here .in fact the snow plough has got stuck on the bank now

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

It boils my piss it really does! Imagine whats going to happen when these motherfuckers are in charge of the country!

Apols for the extra swearyness today...must be that time of the month!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It boils my piss it really does! Imagine whats going to happen when these motherfuckers are in charge of the country!

Apols for the extra swearyness today...must be that time of the month!

Noooo... let it out!! I think they could do with teaching some sort of work ethic in schools. Mind you I’m sure it’s a giant vicious circle of slackers cause some of them in my place are old enough to know better.

Lazy fucking wankers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in work, but if at any time I felt it was unsafe to travel I wouldn’t put my safety and well-being at risk.

I’d rather work from home (I know not all vocations can do this!) and be called a pussy than spend all day stuck in traffic jams in sub zero temperatures or spend the day in A&E or at worst, a morgue.

It depends on the severity of the weather, a light dusting and I see your point. A blizzard and I’m happy to be a pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angie,

A word when you are back at work tomorrow in my office..

Ps: your boss is 28 not 24.

Cheers

Boss

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I pointed out to her yesterday when she was shitting herself over the forcast that my former Community Nursing colleagues would be out on foot if they had to, to keep patients safe because they actually give a shit. Im thoroughly fucking ashamed to be working in this corporate twattish part of the NHS grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Couldn't agree more it my day off off and we'd planned a kinky play day.... Then school shut! Now all we have forward to is building a frigging snowman... Cue frozen music!!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm open

Hang on, that sounded bad.

I'm at work, no snow here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potty mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to drive to Manchester from Leeds. I have decided that if I work from home the world will be a safer place. Aside from that, at least this way when the apocalypse comes I am safe at home and prepared as I stocked up in 237 loaves of warburton’s and 16, 4 pint green top milks to go with the 5 space blankets I thought i’d better buy in case from the opportunistic convenience store I was purchasing the mandatory snow shovel from because the one from last years dusting is buried in the garage somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrendous here, not a single car has moved, no signs of any public transport moving. Snowfall was massive in the north causing a lot of major roads to be closed. I am not put off driving because in the snow but unfortunately alot of people do not know how to drive in the snow and I will not put the little peoole in my life at risk by putting them in the car. The weather is an inconvenience but I do love seeing and hearing happy children playing out and enjoying snow day. However I am not looking forward to playing catch up with my work load when I eventually get back to work.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

On my way to work. Bus, three trains and company shuttle. Will be late but should make it. Wearing a fur coat (say hello to your boss for the foxes that are keeping me warm today

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

"My office is the outside. I wish it was closed

Although no significent snow still

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my office is also the outside but alas last night it was closed for business as the cone monkeys could not install the tm due to the fact they couldn’t even see the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have to drive to Manchester from Leeds. I have decided that if I work from home the world will be a safer place. Aside from that, at least this way when the apocalypse comes I am safe at home and prepared as I stocked up in 237 loaves of warburton’s and 16, 4 pint green top milks to go with the 5 space blankets I thought i’d better buy in case from the opportunistic convenience store I was purchasing the mandatory snow shovel from because the one from last years dusting is buried in the garage somewhere."

Tbh I wouldn't go over the pennines if I could avoid it...or snake pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn’t help that it’s a slow news day. The press don’t appear to have anything else to bang on about.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Im driving into Leeds from Pontefract...fuck working from the office, im coming to yours for sarni and a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh, I lived in Bratislava for a while, it was like this from November to March, nothing stopped, no one dreamed of not going to work, we are so funny when it comes to snow, I guess it’s because we don’t get it regularly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Maybe she's just being sensible and considerate of your safety rather than expecting her staff to sit in traffic for three hour's trying to get into work!

Yeah staff you must come into work,I demand you sit on the M1 (for example) with all the other poor sods in poor visibility for age's in incredibly slow traffic due to ice and snow,because I don’t give a poo about your well being!

Can't flipping please some people,if you can work from home it's the intelligent thing to do!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I positively leapt at the chance to drive in today. Got to play with my new Chelsea Tractor was a great drive in as the roads were more or less empty.

It would be exaggerating to say we have had an inch of snow but come 08:30 the excuses came flooding in. I am thinking of offering to go round picking people up in order to hear the horror.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Maybe she's just being sensible and considerate of your safety rather than expecting her staff to sit in traffic for three hour's trying to get into work!

Can't flipping please some people,if you can work from home it's the intelligent thing to do!"

Nah, shes just a soft cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no choice then to go into the office.

My boss is an arse !

And a tight arse when it comes to having the heating on at work ....

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"I positively leapt at the chance to drive in today. Got to play with my new Chelsea Tractor was a great drive in as the roads were more or less empty.

It would be exaggerating to say we have had an inch of snow but come 08:30 the excuses came flooding in. I am thinking of offering to go round picking people up in order to hear the horror. "

Do it!! I had a boss that did that years ago and went around picking everyone up in his four wheel drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I positively leapt at the chance to drive in today. Got to play with my new Chelsea Tractor was a great drive in as the roads were more or less empty.

It would be exaggerating to say we have had an inch of snow but come 08:30 the excuses came flooding in. I am thinking of offering to go round picking people up in order to hear the horror. "

The company I used to work for did that, much to some people's annoyance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I positively leapt at the chance to drive in today. Got to play with my new Chelsea Tractor was a great drive in as the roads were more or less empty.

It would be exaggerating to say we have had an inch of snow but come 08:30 the excuses came flooding in. I am thinking of offering to go round picking people up in order to hear the horror. "

Can you pick me up?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’m in work, but if at any time I felt it was unsafe to travel I wouldn’t put my safety and well-being at risk.

It depends on the severity of the weather, a light dusting and I see your point. A blizzard and I’m happy to be a pussy! "

Pretty sure we can all apply some common sense though... like I wore my jeans to work just in case I have to walk home.

I’m not suggesting people put themselves in danger but apply a little bit of savvy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My office is the outside. I wish it was closed

Although no significent snow still

my office is also the outside but alas last night it was closed for business as the cone monkeys could not install the tm due to the fact they couldn’t even see the road

they could have had a guess

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I pointed out to her yesterday when she was shitting herself over the forcast that my former Community Nursing colleagues would be out on foot if they had to, to keep patients safe because they actually give a shit. Im thoroughly fucking ashamed to be working in this corporate twattish part of the NHS grrrr"

I'm a community care worker. I have to be out in it.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDo OP Woman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Right im going to brave the motorway...and if i end up parked on the M62 i have my laptop and will work from there

Have a good day everyone...and take care

PS: PrivateParts, if i dont make it back alive, please gain entry to my house via crazy Sue and remove all the sex toys so my kids dont happen upon them when clearing out the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck them all, im going to the office, because im not a soft cunt! "

I love a strong minded woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(in Glasgow accent)

Get your wee coats and hats and go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My office is the outside. I wish it was closed

Although no significent snow still

And what job is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had no choice then to go into the office.

My boss is an arse !

And a tight arse when it comes to having the heating on at work ...."

sounds familier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe she's just being sensible and considerate of your safety rather than expecting her staff to sit in traffic for three hour's trying to get into work!

Can't flipping please some people,if you can work from home it's the intelligent thing to do!

Nah, shes just a soft cunt"

A boss that worries about the well being of her staff. What a cunt she sounds!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Makes me laugh, I lived in Bratislava for a while, it was like this from November to March, nothing stopped, no one dreamed of not going to work, we are so funny when it comes to snow, I guess it’s because we don’t get it regularly "

I lived in Russia for 34 years. I worked 90km from the Polar Circle for a year. I am still alive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in Russia for 34 years. I worked 90km from the Polar Circle for a year. I am still alive."

Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Maybe she's just being sensible and considerate of your safety rather than expecting her staff to sit in traffic for three hour's trying to get into work!

Can't flipping please some people,if you can work from home it's the intelligent thing to do!

Nah, shes just a soft cunt

A boss that worries about the well being of her staff. What a cunt she sounds! "

Indeed

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

I lived in Russia for 34 years. I worked 90km from the Polar Circle for a year. I am still alive.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing?

That I am alive?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

How times have changed!

When I was at school back in the late 60's / early 70's, schools remained open in towns and cities and Pupils made it in to school.

Yes, the playgrounds were sheet ice but that made for more fun and games in breaks and lunch times.

Nowadays, head teachers or school authorities are so scared of H&S that at the sight of a snow flake 100 miles away, up go the shutters and schools are closed

What an example of grit & responsibility to show to impressionable young minds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right im going to brave the motorway...and if i end up parked on the M62 i have my laptop and will work from there

Have a good day everyone...and take care

PS: PrivateParts, if i dont make it back alive, please gain entry to my house via crazy Sue and remove all the sex toys so my kids dont happen upon them when clearing out the house

Are they still in the same place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I worked in corporate world I found it more productive to work from home on snow days. The technology was there to do it and it seemed better to be getting on with my work, having telephone calls etc. than sitting in my car for hours listening to the news about all the problems. If the option is there, use it. But I appreciate not all jobs allow for this. At least it lightens the road traffic chaos for those who do need to travel on reduced rail and bus services or try driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real men and women of yesteryear will be turning in their graves, every school is my area is shut too as well as many businesses. Pathetic over a bit of snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking snowflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It boils my piss it really does! Imagine whats going to happen when these motherfuckers are in charge of the country!

Apols for the extra swearyness today...must be that time of the month!

Yeah imagine that generation was in power, but made the sum total of near zero effort to invest in keeping infrastructure open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How times have changed!

When I was at school back in the late 60's / early 70's, schools remained open in towns and cities and Pupils made it in to school.

Yes, the playgrounds were sheet ice but that made for more fun and games in breaks and lunch times.

Nowadays, head teachers or school authorities are so scared of H&S that at the sight of a snow flake 100 miles away, up go the shutters and schools are closed

What an example of grit & responsibility to show to impressionable young minds!"

I was also at school in the late 60s and 70s. My schools closed when it snowed. The teachers were often unable to get into work and some pupils (me included) lived on a very steep hill and struggled to get anywhere.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I am with you on this OP. Gone are the days when kids walked to school in all weathers and teachers would stay within a short distance as well. Giving us work to do while a teacher popped her head in now and again if our teacher was absent. Maybe we were just more well behaved kids. No phones to distract us.

Today I know other NHS workers have been told to stay at home. I know there will be nurses who can’t get home so will either work an extra shift or try and sleep in the hospital. Others close enough to walk will offer their services if wards are short staffed.

We have 5” of snow here. Trains and buses are affected. If it wasn’t for the fact that I’m off work anyway I wouldn’t have made it. Everyone used to make more of an effort to clear roads and paths. Now we just hibernate.

I too fear for our future. They are called the Snowflake generation for a reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah

And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I've driven 40 miles to work in deep snow this morning, I enjoy it, it's proper driving weather! We all drive like drones every day in normal weather conditions, it's not often you get to really test yourselves and your skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its snow joke now.. Its gone to defcon 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck them all, im going to the office, because im not a soft cunt! "

Well said.

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