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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

.... toenails on fabs?

Come on out you curly claw footers and show us your talented tootsies talons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feeling queasy just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep me toenails trim and neat, but I got a hunchback, curly teeth and a gimp leg I'm willing to show you. Will that do?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

.... toenails on fabs?

Come on out you curly claw footers and show us your talented tootsies talons.

"
no putting up pictures of fungal nail infections either ive not long had my lunch!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I keep me toenails trim and neat, but I got a hunchback, curly teeth and a gimp leg I'm willing to show you. Will that do? "

In a word.... no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep me toenails trim and neat, but I got a hunchback, curly teeth and a gimp leg I'm willing to show you. Will that do? "

ohhh....you tease

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

gross...your mad...surely you'll get no takes...I remember once watching a Fu Manchu film that the bad guy had long finger nails that was bad enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep me toenails trim and neat, but I got a hunchback, curly teeth and a gimp leg I'm willing to show you. Will that do?

In a word.... no."

There's gotta be an ism for this. You're prejudiced against curly-toothed hunchbacks with a limp. Fookin outragious!

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over a year ago

Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!"
i feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long flaky cheesy toenails...?

uckkkkkk!

mind you, they do need a trim

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!"

...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!"

you're safe for now, Soapy's at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!

...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious! "

no one tosses a dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!

you're safe for now, Soapy's at work "

When did they start filming Lord of the Rings 4 then?

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over a year ago


"Dons goggles and fires up angle grinder in preparation of any hobbit feet pics that may pop up!

...and just what have you got against hobbits? Nice furry little critters if lord of the Rings is anything to go by. Ok, so they can be annoying irksome little twats sometimes but in the main they ain't so bad. My precious!

no one tosses a dwarf"

Unless you're an England rugby player on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread, its something different from the norm, we could encompass whose got the biggest hemorrhoids, biggest chin, nose, the lot.

I don't have long toenails or fingernails. Some people have acrylic toenails, im not keen on it really. Though of course I do paint what I have (toenails, never fingernails)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I hate feet full stop. Long curly toe nails yuckety yuck.

But thanks polo cause this will put me off eating for the rest of the day

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think you’re all closet hoofers and that’s why you came to the thread.

Come on , don’t be shy…. Don’t be afraid to be the first to dip your talontastic toe in the water.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"... we could encompass whose got the biggest hemorrhoids...."

Great idea!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My toenails arent too long .. my fingernails are very long tho blessed with good natural nails. ewwww fungals soooo ugly.

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