FabSwingers.com forum: Finish the sentence based on your experiences

By *J Statham OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Getting a message on here is like...

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Christmas

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Christmas

Is a distant memory , for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those emails that says there's news about your lottery ticket.... Exciting for a minute but you find you've only won £2.50.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Rocking horse shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claim your lottery winnings now, by phoning the hotline number on the back of your ticket. All calls to this number will be charged £5 a minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picked first for the footi team with your mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting post, lots of junk with the rare interesting item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."

Having sex with a porcupine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My email spam folder- full of wierd and wonderful randomness.

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Going to an eye rolling exercise class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to an eye rolling exercise class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."

Guys can't read a profile first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i nice surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i nice surprise

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*a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to an eye rolling exercise class

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like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."
waiting for the punchline at the best stand up act you’ve ever seen. A certain person has me in stitches. Funny as....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow miss a heartbeat

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Going to an eye rolling exercise class

like this

With a sigh thrown in or a tut for good measures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to an eye rolling exercise class

like this

With a sigh thrown in or a tut for good measures."
shall have too teach me at the social in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An every minute occurrence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."

Getting a scratch card for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uplifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder which guy it is this time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... a journey into the unknown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."

....a far more pleasurable experience when men are blocked

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By *J Statham OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

...walking in to mens changing room - it's either empty or full of men

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

....usually and regularly a pleasure, occasionally time for eye bleach and the delete button

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Getting a message on here is like..."

Confetti?

1,285 of them at the moment!

About 200 will ask how my day is going

200 will ask how I’m finding fab

200 will be a silhouette with no profile pic!

200 will only have cock pics on show, some dripping in cum.

200 will ask when they can come and fuck my arse

100 will be miraculously ‘in the area’ and do I fancy meeting up?

100 will be guys well under or over my preferred age range who are blatantly lying about their age

80 will be cringeworthy in their sycophancy - trying to convince me I’m the most beautiful woman who ever drew breath!

Five will be worth chatting to - and two of those might be worth meeting - though one will probably live in the arse end of the universe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like..."

snail mail,mostly chuff but occasionally leads to something good

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Getting a message on here is like..."

Panning for gold. You sometimes find gold, you sometimes just find nuggets.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Getting a message on here is like..."

.. Groundhog Day! Yet another man pretending to be a couple. Weirdos!

Lou x

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Sometimes disappointing

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Getting a message on here is like...

Confetti?

1,285 of them at the moment!

About 200 will ask how my day is going

200 will ask how I’m finding fab

200 will be a silhouette with no profile pic!

200 will only have cock pics on show, some dripping in cum.

200 will ask when they can come and fuck my arse

100 will be miraculously ‘in the area’ and do I fancy meeting up?

100 will be guys well under or over my preferred age range who are blatantly lying about their age

80 will be cringeworthy in their sycophancy - trying to convince me I’m the most beautiful woman who ever drew breath!

Five will be worth chatting to - and two of those might be worth meeting - though one will probably live in the arse end of the universe!

This sums up my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting a message on here is like...

Confetti?

1,285 of them at the moment!

About 200 will ask how my day is going

200 will ask how I’m finding fab

200 will be a silhouette with no profile pic!

200 will only have cock pics on show, some dripping in cum.

200 will ask when they can come and fuck my arse

100 will be miraculously ‘in the area’ and do I fancy meeting up?

100 will be guys well under or over my preferred age range who are blatantly lying about their age

80 will be cringeworthy in their sycophancy - trying to convince me I’m the most beautiful woman who ever drew breath!

Five will be worth chatting to - and two of those might be worth meeting - though one will probably live in the arse end of the universe!

I like those odds

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Getting a message on here is like...

Confetti?

1,285 of them at the moment!

About 200 will ask how my day is going

200 will ask how I’m finding fab

200 will be a silhouette with no profile pic!

200 will only have cock pics on show, some dripping in cum.

200 will ask when they can come and fuck my arse

100 will be miraculously ‘in the area’ and do I fancy meeting up?

100 will be guys well under or over my preferred age range who are blatantly lying about their age

80 will be cringeworthy in their sycophancy - trying to convince me I’m the most beautiful woman who ever drew breath!

Five will be worth chatting to - and two of those might be worth meeting - though one will probably live in the arse end of the universe!

I like those odds "

Well - you don’t have a silhouette or dripping cock pics - so that’s a good start!

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By *J Statham OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Hahaha amazing

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