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" Give me some tips please. " Intellectual, knowledgeable chat and banter | |||
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"Grope his buttocks to get him excited, then tie him to the bed and have your way with him XXX" this | |||
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"On here ? Just have a pulse ...." I can just about manage this. | |||
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" Give me some tips please. Intellectual, knowledgeable chat and banter " Is that a sock on your cock? | |||
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"You get a bouffant hair do, cake your face with make up (red lipstick), put on a leopard print, minidress with, plunging neckline, stockings, suspenders and 5 inches heels, then stand at a bar sucking on a cocktail cherry on a cocktail stick; all the while keeping eye contact with him. " Worked for me in the 80s | |||
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" Show some interest in them and what they're about?" That didn't work. | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Don’t look at their chest when you’re talking to them. That really annoys them. Don’t generalise and ask them to fix your car or tune in the television. If they’ve got a headache, then respect this. That should get you started on the seduction trail. | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective " Badkitty used cock suck, its super effective! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. Intellectual, knowledgeable chat and banter Is that a sock on your cock? " ... and if all else fails, comment on his cock (It’s an image of a scottish flag superimposed on to me - my Six Nations “can you guess who I support” avatar.) | |||
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"Beer, bacon sarnie and a flash of cleavage. I'm not being sexist..... honest " That works for me ! | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective Then this " That's an interesting angle in your avatar | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective Then this That's an interesting angle in your avatar " I have a long selfie stick ! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " It depends on the circumstances. Give us some background. | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective " By Jove, I think she's on to something! C | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective Then this That's an interesting angle in your avatar I have a long selfie stick !" I've heard that before | |||
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"Bacon and beer is a man's cryptonite, use this information wisely with great power comes great responsibility" 100% | |||
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"Lure him to your boudoire with a bacon sarnie..." You need to have a chat with Her for me | |||
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"Laugh at his jokes, look in his eyes, touch him during conversation, use your body language, subtle little things that just happen naturally when you fancy somebody. And use your pheromones, I’ve heard dabbing your own juices on your neck as you would perfume can send a guy crazy. Good luck x" Or use it as lipstick? | |||
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"Oh shit! Are *we* supposed to seduce *them*?" I'm always open to a novel approach | |||
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"Laugh at his jokes, look in his eyes, touch him during conversation, use your body language, subtle little things that just happen naturally when you fancy somebody. And use your pheromones, I’ve heard dabbing your own juices on your neck as you would perfume can send a guy crazy. Good luck x" Man, Oh you smell nice what you wearing ? Her, Myself Works for me | |||
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"Oh shit! Are *we* supposed to seduce *them*? I'm always open to a novel approach " I’ll start writing my book then | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective " I like you | |||
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"If he's over forty - cake. " hey thats ageist..lol..us under 40's like cake too...lol... | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Message me, you've already seduced me, I'm easily seduced. | |||
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"Lure him to your boudoire with a bacon sarnie..." mmmmmmm Bacon | |||
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"Oh shit! Are *we* supposed to seduce *them*? I'm always open to a novel approach I’ll start writing my book then " War and Peace | |||
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"Beer, bacon sarnie and a flash of cleavage. I'm not being sexist..... honest " This absolutely ! | |||
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"Laugh at his jokes, look in his eyes, touch him during conversation, use your body language, subtle little things that just happen naturally when you fancy somebody. And use your pheromones, I’ve heard dabbing your own juices on your neck as you would perfume can send a guy crazy. Good luck x Or use it as lipstick? " I like your thinking | |||
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"You get a bouffant hair do, cake your face with make up (red lipstick), put on a leopard print, minidress with, plunging neckline, stockings, suspenders and 5 inches heels, then stand at a bar sucking on a cocktail cherry on a cocktail stick; all the while keeping eye contact with him. " I don't think I can stand in the 5 inch heels. Can I perch on a stool or sit suggestively in a chair? | |||
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"Slap him with rump steak " Your Avatar pic just reached 4000 fabs missus | |||
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"Whack yer baps out . That useally works" Nobody notices when I do that | |||
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"Slap him with rump steak Your Avatar pic just reached 4000 fabs missus " Just noticed and friend said top of local fabbed pics .lots of boobie lovers | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Bring a pie, a pint, and a video of ladies jelly wrestling.... that will keep Jayne occupied and you can have your wicked way with me lol! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " send him a message saying what a great body he has, how handsome he looks, how his pic caught your eye and tell him you want to see more. Make him feel special. Get flirty and sexy and im sure he will soon be seduced and be begging you for a meet | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Promise to keep his belly full and his balls empty, and he'll be putty in your hands...... | |||
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" Give me some tips please. Promise to keep his belly full and his balls empty, and he'll be putty in your hands......" It's when they empty your bank account as well that you have to be aware | |||
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"I find sucking their cock rather effective " Does that Really work ? | |||
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"Steak. They assume the blow job follows and are immediately seduced. You’re welcome. " Steak you say mmmm. | |||
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" Give me some tips please. send him a message saying what a great body he has, how handsome he looks, how his pic caught your eye and tell him you want to see more. Make him feel special. Get flirty and sexy and im sure he will soon be seduced and be begging you for a meet" How shallow but true! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Turn up naked, bring beer.... men is easy | |||
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"See if you can get them to hold eye contact instead of looking at your breasts.... then you look down at your breasts..." Ooh I like this. | |||
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"See if you can get them to hold eye contact instead of looking at your breasts.... then you look down at your breasts... Ooh I like this. " Ooh you have eyes? | |||
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"Tits? Check Fanny? Check Looked at them once and they instantly assumed you fancied them? Check Job done! Easy. " You've nailed it! | |||
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"Although you got me with those boots ... " Thanks for the reminder, I need to get the pic back on. | |||
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"Just turn up naked, that works for most blokes." I'm never naked. | |||
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"Just turn up naked, that works for most blokes. I'm never naked. " Not even under a long coat lol | |||
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" come here loverboy I carried a watermelon!" With those spaghetti arms | |||
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"Just turn up naked, that works for most blokes. I'm never naked. Not even under a long coat lol" Never. | |||
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"Loose the sky remote, maybe you are hinting at something" That I want big cocks? Heck no! Never thought of that. Thanks. | |||
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"If it's someone who's like me - then blatantly obvious and obviously not joking is the only way - I seem to be blind to signals unless they're spelled out in 6 foot high letters that say "Come and get me" " More tuned in than me then. I need the messages in sky writing with a full 72 piece orchestra marching bands and a ticker tape parade. Or they can just club me over the head and drag me off to their lady cave. Even then I might still not get it | |||
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" come here loverboy And if he doesn't answer? " say it louder he may be hard of hearing | |||
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" come here loverboy And if he doesn't answer? " Oily bj | |||
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"If he's over forty - cake. " Oi! I resemble that remark! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " Admit that jaffa cakes really are cakes and you can't go wrong | |||
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" Give me some tips please. " -- Is it fair to say that the profile is a reasonable starting point? Apologies if I've missed additional information in the middle of this thread. Presumably there is something on or about their profile that you do like? If we are talking about someone on here? (Rhetorical question). Then just messaging them should start that implied interest. I know ladies and couples get fed up of "hi, nice profile / pics. Would love to know more about you so message me for more" messages. But I can't imagine many men wouldn't respond if they weren't possibly interested. Then (in my opinion) it's just a case of being yourself. Any show of interest from a lady will warrant attention. So just chat away, be as silly / sensible and you like (as long as it's who you are). Drop on little bits about yourself (of a slightly naughty / teasing nature). The cold weather we are experiencing is perfect. As.. "I could do with your arms or hands today around me to help keep me warm" I know I'm one of the worse when it comes to picking up signs! But even I would react to that flirting banter (either online or in person). Any level of playful banter that you can have online will also work as a follow up in meeting. Teasing someone is the best way to flirt. You can keep it to something you are happy within yourself about and just drop in playful comments. Being yourself and good conversation goes a long way. Remember that a lot of men can be terrible are reading the signs. Don't though, waste your energy / time if they don't react. Sadly they might not be interested? Main thing is, just enjoy yourself. (Then hopefully enjoy them) xxx | |||
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" Give me some tips please. -- Is it fair to say that the profile is a reasonable starting point? Apologies if I've missed additional information in the middle of this thread. Presumably there is something on or about their profile that you do like? If we are talking about someone on here? (Rhetorical question). Then just messaging them should start that implied interest. I know ladies and couples get fed up of "hi, nice profile / pics. Would love to know more about you so message me for more" messages. But I can't imagine many men wouldn't respond if they weren't possibly interested. Then (in my opinion) it's just a case of being yourself. Any show of interest from a lady will warrant attention. So just chat away, be as silly / sensible and you like (as long as it's who you are). Drop on little bits about yourself (of a slightly naughty / teasing nature). The cold weather we are experiencing is perfect. As.. "I could do with your arms or hands today around me to help keep me warm" I know I'm one of the worse when it comes to picking up signs! But even I would react to that flirting banter (either online or in person). Any level of playful banter that you can have online will also work as a follow up in meeting. Teasing someone is the best way to flirt. You can keep it to something you are happy within yourself about and just drop in playful comments. Being yourself and good conversation goes a long way. Remember that a lot of men can be terrible are reading the signs. Don't though, waste your energy / time if they don't react. Sadly they might not be interested? Main thing is, just enjoy yourself. (Then hopefully enjoy them) xxx" “Fancy a Hobnob? ” works for me! | |||
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" Give me some tips please. -- Is it fair to say that the profile is a reasonable starting point? Apologies if I've missed additional information in the middle of this thread. Presumably there is something on or about their profile that you do like? If we are talking about someone on here? (Rhetorical question). Then just messaging them should start that implied interest. I know ladies and couples get fed up of "hi, nice profile / pics. Would love to know more about you so message me for more" messages. But I can't imagine many men wouldn't respond if they weren't possibly interested. Then (in my opinion) it's just a case of being yourself. Any show of interest from a lady will warrant attention. So just chat away, be as silly / sensible and you like (as long as it's who you are). Drop on little bits about yourself (of a slightly naughty / teasing nature). The cold weather we are experiencing is perfect. As.. "I could do with your arms or hands today around me to help keep me warm" I know I'm one of the worse when it comes to picking up signs! But even I would react to that flirting banter (either online or in person). Any level of playful banter that you can have online will also work as a follow up in meeting. Teasing someone is the best way to flirt. You can keep it to something you are happy within yourself about and just drop in playful comments. Being yourself and good conversation goes a long way. Remember that a lot of men can be terrible are reading the signs. Don't though, waste your energy / time if they don't react. Sadly they might not be interested? Main thing is, just enjoy yourself. (Then hopefully enjoy them) xxx" Thank you. | |||
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" Main thing is, just enjoy yourself. (Then hopefully enjoy them) xxx Thank you." -- My pleasure and you're welcome. xxx | |||
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