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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Apologies for the delay, as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought we might have had a snow edition...but no beasts from the easts

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

looks at ms pink any soup going

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"looks at ms pink any soup going "

Soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looks at ms pink any soup going

Soup? "

Glad you replied

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"looks at ms pink any soup going

Soup?

Glad you replied "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I can only have Soup.. he has tried to fix broken tooth but its definitely wobbly. No toffees! dammit think I will just get it taken out.

Sitting here thinking I will open the can of Caramel condensed milk as a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going"

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can only have Soup.. he has tried to fix broken tooth but its definitely wobbly. No toffees! dammit think I will just get it taken out.

Sitting here thinking I will open the can of Caramel condensed milk as a treat. "

Start putting water on tooth brush and rinsing

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

"

The artichoke or the wind?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

The artichoke or the wind? "

Both

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

The artichoke or the wind?

Both "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

The artichoke or the wind?

Both "

You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

The artichoke or the wind?

Both

You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well im freezing thought there might be some soup going

Aw what you asking pink for....I'll do you some artichoke soup...then you can keep us all warm

The artichoke or the wind?

Both

You only put a tiny bit of artichoke in...it's mainly celery leeks potatoes carrots and onions...Bloody lovely though a little windy

"

Away with you woman...you get your 5 a day in one sitting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Quiet in ere, innit

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in ere, innit "

ive had a nap

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in ere, innit

ive had a nap"

Yeah me too Voddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in ere, innit "

I thought the worms had eating you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you "

They'd soon spit me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out "

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn "

should have put some sauce on it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn "

Buggers get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn should have put some sauce on it"

Nah just follow it up with two slices of smoked chilli cheese....be the custard creams next

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn should have put some sauce on it

Nah just follow it up with two slices of smoked chilli cheese....be the custard creams next "

oh god zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

Buggers get everywhere "

Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

Buggers get everywhere

Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared "

looks at sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

Buggers get everywhere

Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

Buggers get everywhere

Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared

"

psssst the wrappers poking out ya bra

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight "

You got any of them creme eggs?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in ere, innit

I thought the worms had eating you

They'd soon spit me out

I think I got one in my apple last night....and just had another tonight. ...I never learn

Buggers get everywhere

Bloody last galaxy bar has disappeared

psssst the wrappers poking out ya bra"

*shit*

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight

You got any of them creme eggs? "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight

You got any of them creme eggs? "

I'll 'ave yours

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight

You got any of them creme eggs?

I'll 'ave yours "

your welcome

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Might have to break into a easter Egg tonight

You got any of them creme eggs?

I'll 'ave yours your welcome"

I've got some shortbread, if you wanna swap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conking out ....sent you

A all later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Conking out ....sent you

A all later "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

No snow here though I may have to scrape the car this morning. have a good day everyone. The sun is shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning "

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No snow here though I may have to scrape the car this morning. have a good day everyone. The sun is shining "

The pictures I took look lovely....but they were taking from my warm bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT "

I know the feeling eenie

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Looked like the fecking yeti walking to station it was coming down thick n fast get home to sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looked like the fecking yeti walking to station it was coming down thick n fast get home to sunshine"

So much for your blue sky's eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie "

Luckily it's gone now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now "

e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now "

What does Arnie say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99"

I haven't got a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning "

There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99

I haven't got a cat "

but your getting one

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope "

easy sami and me will move in with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99

I haven't got a cat but your getting one"

I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

There's Deffo more to come...how will you soft southerners cope easy sami and me will move in with you "

I think she's buggered off to granny to avoid it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning "

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm "

bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm "

Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold.

Time to get me tights on methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm

bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence"

He was in a powerful car but in those conditions it was still a fecking stupid thing to do... And that's me being polite... Plus he made a scary experience even scarier but hey ho, and least I got back safe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm bloody hell some people shouldent be allowed a licence"

It was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm

Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold.

Time to get me tights on methinks"

The cold I'm currently full of will probably send me under my duvet early anyway... Then I'll be getting too hot!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out light a fecking light last night... then woke up to fecking snow...good morning

Snow here... Fecking wonderful... NOT

I know the feeling eenie

Luckily it's gone now e thinks ile wake to lots in morning

I had to drive through a blizzard on the way back from work and I'm not kidding or being flippant but it actually scared me. I could barely see and some twunt overtook me (practically zero visibility) and almost ran head on into a lorry (which I didn't realise was a lorry until it passed me because of the low visibility)

Fecking glad I am home now... Just need the house to get warm

Thats will take some doing...my heating has been on for well over a hour and I'm still cold.

Time to get me tights on methinks

The cold I'm currently full of will probably send me under my duvet early anyway... Then I'll be getting too hot! "

You doing the change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant? "

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite "

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it "

It will go cold

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold "

I'll put it in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave "

Nutter

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter "

I must be. I'm on here!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter

I must be. I'm on here! "

knows who to blame for the nuttyness

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99

I haven't got a cat but your getting one

I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me "

Oh thats great! gotta book for Benidorm Hotel Solana now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter

I must be. I'm on here! "

True...true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter

I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness"

Yeah it started around thread two or three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating"

Hey...you're brilliant..could do that strictly ice d*****g thingy on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bargain buy O.M.G! Unicorn Cat Scratching Post Found At B&M 9,99

I haven't got a cat but your getting one

I dunno...I've got my passport now...a cat will hinder me

Oh thats great! gotta book for Benidorm Hotel Solana now then "

Oi are you getting me mixed up with another tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just had a idea sami let your pool freeze over then you can charge for the yokels to go ice skating

Hey...you're brilliant..could do that strictly ice d*****g thingy on it! "

Aw ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter

I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness

Yeah it started around thread two or three "

Nope....nothing to do with me...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Gonna get something to eat now..catcha later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! Just got back from London, cancer hospital with sis in law. Good consultation, she's doing remarkably well, bless her! No disruption on the railway, think a lot of people stayed at home, so not busy at all. Nice cup of instant now. Mistress can you do that pretty pattern on an instant?

Aw great news for your sis in law

Yeah I can do it on instant...but it will still taste like shite

Ah, thank you Mistress

I'd love a pattern on my instant, I could just look at it

It will go cold

I'll put it in the microwave

Nutter

I must be. I'm on here! knows who to blame for the nuttyness

Yeah it started around thread two or three

Nope....nothing to do with me... "

Your good at ducking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gonna get something to eat now..catcha later "

Laters enjoy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Gonna get something to eat now..catcha later "
save some for us

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sami where are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami where are you"

She's stuffed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami where are you

She's stuffed"

I wish

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders if sami brought our tea

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonders if sami brought our tea"

Had a busy day ,sweet, but what can I get you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8...."

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i conked out too but woke to another blue sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i conked out too but woke to another blue sky"

Smug fecker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again "

No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again

No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !! "

And a different social life eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again

No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!

And a different social life eh "

Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again

No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!

And a different social life eh

Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore! "

Will them diaries work on here too?

Got to get off...I'll see how that other thread goes later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Gosh, been a right thread killer tonight...8....

Good morning sami...sorry I fecking conked again

No problem Mistress Hubby had GP appointment this morning and I have blood tests this afternoon!! We're certainly getting our money's worthy out of the NHS !!

And a different social life eh

Tell me about it, we're going to have to have separate diaries soon, just as well we don't work anymore!

Will them diaries work on here too?

Got to get off...I'll see how that other thread goes later "

That'll be 3 diaries, I need to block out my Fab time!

Cya later Mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you need 4 one for shopping trips

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you need 4 one for shopping trips "

Ooh...yeah...I'll just do a bulk buy at the pound shop, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it good afternoon or good evening?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it good afternoon or good evening? "

Good evening now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it good afternoon or good evening?

Good evening now! "

Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it good afternoon or good evening?

Good evening now!

Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here"

Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it good afternoon or good evening?

Good evening now!

Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here

Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too "

I thought we'd been move to next door

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it good afternoon or good evening?

Good evening now!

Good evening _amiss. ..I'm taking refuge back in here

Yep good idea, I had to pull out of that one too

I thought we'd been move to next door "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room "

Stop fecking swearing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room "

Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen "

Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder

"

twirls the sexi sami around

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr paul xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Stop fecking swearing "

i didnt swear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Twirl me Voddy, but mind the shoulder

twirls the sexi sami around "

Oops....nearly tripped over me frock then!...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear"

Yeah..you did...you said dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/02/18 20:45:19]

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen

Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it "

Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"evening mr paul xx "

Evening miss _oddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear

Yeah..you did...you said dance "

Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen "

Lucky fecker

Used the wrong emoji first time

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear

Yeah..you did...you said dance

Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"grabs hold of mistress and dances round the room

Stop fecking swearing i didnt swear

Yeah..you did...you said dance

Stop it...your meant to use fecking stars

**************************************************************************************************************************"

You'll get sticky keys

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen

Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it

Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho "

Aah, sounds lovely, we could have a nice group snuggle, in our onesies

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Anything interesting happened in the last few days? (I'm too lazy to read threads)

We've had a severe weather warning here in hull, 10cm of snow expected... there's been 1cm! Fecking weathermen

Hey Paul, you keeping warm? Not great is it

Hey Sami, heatings set on 18°c, had a hot soak in the bath n sat in my onesie, could do with a snuggle buddy tho

Aah, sounds lovely, we could have a nice group snuggle, in our onesies "

no good for you sami

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all butties ready and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee "

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy "

you want sauce

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"morning all butties ready and coffee "

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please "

all in same sandwich ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce"

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please "

Marmalade?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon "

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....! "

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon "

Tomato ketchup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? "

Nah maybe egg yolk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk "

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush "

last time I had a meal in there had the shites

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? "

brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please all in same sandwich ?"

Yes please

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please

Marmalade? "

Don't knock it till you've tried it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please

Marmalade?

Don't knock it till you've tried iti"

i only like the lime one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush last time I had a meal in there had the shites"

Oh dear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Morning, sausage bacon & marmalade for me please

Marmalade?

Don't knock it till you've tried it"

Quite right Paul

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital"

Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital

Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital "

its for daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush "

Seen I knew you was posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush last time I had a meal in there had the shites"

Say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg"

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs "

like pepper on mashed swede with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter"

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze"

eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneezeeh"

Clunk clunk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"having brekkie in bills tomorrow on way to brighton hospital

Ooh lovely, good luck at hospital its for daughter"

I thought it was, Voddy, hope she gets on alright

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup?

Nah maybe egg yolk

Had a breakfast at Frankie and Bennies yesterday, it was lush

Seen I knew you was posh "

indeed!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze"

....Choo!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!.... "

I knew you'd get it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it "

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him "

nick his shoes so he cant get out

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over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him "

Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me

But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him nick his shoes so he cant get out"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him nick his shoes so he cant get out"

Ah bless him

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him

Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me

But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?"

Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus! "

I'm guessing that's happy st David's day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him

Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me

But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?

Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte! "

Them two cups would keep me in beans for 2 weeks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all butties ready and coffee

Do me a bacon and mushroom _oddy you want sauce

Nah just brown on sausages. ..nono on bacon

You have to have brown sauce on bacon....!

Nah it kills the taste of the bacon

Tomato ketchup? brown on bangers red on bacon n egg

A sprinkle of salt and pepper on bacon an egg ffs like pepper on mashed swede with butter

Ah a d*unken sailor...bet it makes him sneeze

....Choo!....

I knew you'd get it

Hehe You keeping warm? My dad's going stir crazy, he has to go out every morning. It was too dangerous for him to walk around so we took him for coffee in Tesco Costa and helped him with his shopping . He found lots of people to talk too, bless him

Yeah keeping warm...wrapping up a bit better for going out...fecking beast is not stopping me

But yeah I get your dad going crazy..as it is too dodgy to walk around in it as you get older...did you treat yourself to real coffee?

Had a lovely cappuccino, dad has his latte!

Them two cups would keep me in beans for 2 weeks "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok roast beef dinner here we come! cya later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus!

I'm guessing that's happy st David's day? "

Gold star for sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dydd Gwyl Dewi Sant Hapus!

I'm guessing that's happy st David's day? "

You been talking to taff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok roast beef dinner here we come! cya later "

Laters...and save me a slice of your posh beef

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Oh oh it’s the end of the thread, you need to sort this Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh oh it’s the end of the thread, you need to sort this Mistress "

The beast is in hand

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