FabSwingers.com forum: Last text

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a bit of fun. Post the last text message you received on your phone.

Don’t explain it just post it word for word on the thread.

I will get things started.

Ok, make the most of it while we still can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was:-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m coming now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound gd to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pay you 50 to fuck me. That was a bi guy.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I'll ask him when I see him. Thanks

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What time do o start tonight? I forgot hahaha x

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

don't worry. see you soon.

... yes I was running late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your grocery order is booked for tomorrow between 7pm-8pm. If you would like to make any changes, you have until 11.46pm to amend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're so purrfect. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'll ask him when I see him. Thanks

Oops that was the last one I sent. The last one I received was:

Done it and can you give us a rating on yell

That reminds me I need to do a yell rating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, it's here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi - are you ok? do you need a friend? Someone to vent to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha!

And no, i hadn't just shown her my gentals in case you're wondering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

these are all good ones. Keep it going

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How did you get on?

My life is so mysteriously exciting.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

If we're talking direct to phone text, it was a confirmation of an Air BnB. Yay!

If WhatsApp counts it was I bet it gets booked up a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't be surprised if they close that campus down completely to be honest. They already took the accommodation away so it's only a matter of time that they make it just for the collage. I hope work goes ok today lovely. Have fun and enjoy the sunshine while you're out"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Xxxx

Or if messenger counts:

Yep! I'M IN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pick up a pint of milk (blue).. xx

49p for a home cooked roast dins.. bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you busy? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Can you do 7am this morning

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I know you know (*text)

Then hurry up and head down (whatsapp)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Will be late as the game has gone to penalties. Put the kettle on at 4'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx"

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My last text message received was ‘Lol’ (thanks to my inspiring other half) *rolls eyes*

Last Whatsapp was:

(Christ, that’s even worse!)

Last Kik was: I’m glad you enjoyed it. (That was regarding Jonathan Pie on Friday night rather than a steamy liaison!)

I need some new friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Haha, damn! I wanted to see...'

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By *ullBodiedVixenWoman
over a year ago

Sawtry

Last text:

No worries

excited!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Hi- . darren still not well so have asked robert to be the man ! with you on wed x“

Sounds saucier than it actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half an hour then bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so now your mind has been wandering! I am thinking with a smile on my face now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooh and what was the verdict on the possible taste lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disgraceful!... I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time will you be home ? Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to warn you it's freezing out ...don't forget your gloves xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to bend you over the work desk now with my hands pushing you onto the desk as i fuck you hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh. "

Haha yes

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

On the bus

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

on my way xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm still on the loo got bad belly

from the wife... who says romance is dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yeah. I forgot about that was supposed to dig it out ages ago weren't I....

Top of my list buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh.

Haha yes

Care to give a translation to all the non welsh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll talk with me... you'll be fine! Then I'll take you up to ***** (girls name) !

My last received text.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

... ok ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh.

Haha yes

Care to give a translation to all the non welsh? "

Lovely, is everything okay? Are you free next Wednesday? I was thinking of coming by for a coffee

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Will be home just after 5 and do we have any blutak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/02/18 18:20:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry they'll never find the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your test results are negative. No action required.

Pretty self explanatory really, received text results Wednesday of full std test, mouth swabs, fanny swabs and full bloods!

No one ever texts me, always Viber

or WhatsApp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh.

Haha yes

Care to give a translation to all the non welsh?

Lovely, is everything okay? Are you free next Wednesday? I was thinking of coming by for a coffee

Welsh is just more confusing to me now.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Yodel have delivered your wines.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No. I like it!!!!

It was actually a kissy face emoji, but there isn't one on fab so I had to substitute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No clueless

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss bending you over

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

15% of at ee

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Come back henry!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Just seen your FB post, why didn't you call me you twat. I have a spare key"

My eldest son, on me locking myself out, twice today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£20 too! "You'll not see penny one from me you slllllaaag! Etc etc"

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By *orgotten_93Man
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Got milk

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I know you will x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad I passed my exam today (made a lump appear in my throat) yay

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes, it's unbelievable! Thanks, I'm sure we will Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are pretty fucking special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll email them when I get back from the gym, fucking idiots, for a big company that's a massive fucking up xxx

From maid this morning after she popped in with an early birthday present, a scuff controller, they sent a ps4 instead of xbox one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows your day going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack had a nosebleed on the way home.

Riveting stuff right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are home now actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dad I passed my exam today (made a lump appear in my throat) yay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re fab x

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

On-Demand Tokencode: 39241592 Expires after use or 60 minutes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

There isn't enough coffee in the world

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By *orkshire ladyWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Call me in the morning when you horny!

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By *lastic.Mask.ManMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

Yup

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ahaha I’m sorry

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By *ea AmorisWoman
over a year ago

My Boudoir

Your engineer is en route

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By *orkshire ladyWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Your engineer is en route "

Time to go get ready for him lol

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By *ea AmorisWoman
over a year ago

My Boudoir

"Your engineer is en route

Time to go get ready for him lol"

He's here to check the wiring...

Alrighty then mate... Check away haha + he's pretty handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She treated you like shit. Recognise people by how they treat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, my favourite breakfast x

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Answer the phone you twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cariad, popeth yn iawn? Wyt ti'n rhydd dydd mercher nesaf? O'n i'n meddwl am dod draw am goffi

xxx

I was just thinking the fuck. Then realised you was welsh.

Haha yes

Care to give a translation to all the non welsh?

Lovely, is everything okay? Are you free next Wednesday? I was thinking of coming by for a coffee

I used to have a welsh friend who called me Cariad. It's a beautiful language.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

It's just one side of a story conveyed to get the reaction they require.

Ignore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol who gave you a black eye you soft c*nt!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's just one side of a story conveyed to get the reaction they require.

Ignore "

Followed by.

Just another day at the office, 2 down, such fun, so doing her job and mine but she will reap the praise as per

Come back soon.

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt i have his number I'm dying to ring him and bollock him lmao

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Based on your recent interaction how likely are you to recommend EE to friends or family

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By *wansfeetCouple
over a year ago

Guisborough

Congratulations on your new job - hope it's going well. TOY and sending love X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Outside yours’

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

No, was kinda waiting for him to contact me but will this afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-4 weeks, it’s snowing here.

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

The kettle is on

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good on ya, bed is best. Stay strong gorgeous, you are better than this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am about mle away xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye lit bandit??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun ya lying x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

You're welcome. Yeah I'm staying off tomorrow. Xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Fucksake that was quick! X

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

Closure cancelled, get on the piss,,

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Dear Parents/Carers - School will be closed tomorrow due to adverse weather conditions. We will contact you again once we know when the school will re-open.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Hi **** the college is closed tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, great news. We've given the £18 goodybag a boost. When you purchase your next goodybag it will now include unlimited minutes. Winning.

More info: giff.ly/2FkToq4

Stop Msgs: giff.ly/stopmsgs"

Good old giffgaff

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Pick me up from work I'm finished now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave her in the Dunnes while we ride the camels x

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Oh bless you. Get well soon hun xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Last what's app

Rather than light hearted? X

I need more exciting texts haha

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Hello my beautiful babes how’s your Day been xx

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I carnt post all of it cos its work related.

####### work SAturday 3rd March, 2 x people over age of 18 for ######## Bar work 37.50p/h 7pm-1am. Please call ###### if interested on #fone number#

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