FabSwingers.com forum: how to make a woman truly happy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

sorry was going to but its making my fingers hurt just thinking of all that typing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

ha ha fucking ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ha ha fucking ha"

well maybe not truly happy, but it made you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry was going to but its making my fingers hurt just thinking of all that typing

Just keep it simple and put in the first 100 "bullet points".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

there was a guy who figured it out, but he died with laughter before he could pass the info on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we could make a start!

nice tea

shoes

chocolate

daily massages

3 orgasms a day xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im easily pleased. I must be im in a relationship with a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im easily pleased. I must be im in a relationship with a man

good one

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

Points scoring basis....

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

"Points scoring basis....

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem:

You listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+5)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+100)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-20)

sorry what did you say?!!! . . . i was busy watching tv!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on a bit ladies, footy has only 45 mins left, then I'm all ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolates and i am happy.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"Chocolates and i am happy."

Bugger i was going to say a big bar of chocolate and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely what makes us happy changes every second/minute/hour!

Right this minute I am on lunch at work, I'd be happy to slip of to the loo for a lady wank, better still to fuck a stranger but alas I will sit here and drink my fizzy water and laugh at the forums lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a man who is happy in himself, clean, well presented, sexy and available for cuddles and sex at every opportunity.

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"be a man who is happy in himself, clean, well presented, sexy and available for cuddles and sex at every opportunity."

Result

Thats me and i have a big bar of chocolate

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"we could make a start!

nice tea

shoes

chocolate

daily massages

3 orgasms a day xx"

oh NO. Not always.

I was upto three oragasms and day and the wifey was so pissed she demanded to know who this Ms Duracell was and what she looked like.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Are diamonds off the top ten list these days

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"be a man who is happy in himself, clean, well presented, sexy and available for cuddles and sex at every opportunity."

.... is a fantastic kisser and makes me laugh

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"be a man who is happy in himself, clean, well presented, sexy and available for cuddles and sex at every opportunity."

If only someone like that existed!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

shoes.... shoes... chocolate.. shoes... soaps... shoes.... shopping... shoes...

oooh... did i forget shoes?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

lets me watch the footie in peace and the only time I hear the man is when he gets me another beer!!

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"be a man who is happy in himself, clean, well presented, sexy and available for cuddles and sex at every opportunity.

.... is a fantastic kisser and makes me laugh"

I am up for practicing

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What makes a woman truly happy?

Simple.

Fuck All.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being at peace with who you are makes a happy person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my legs off and sew them onto her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we could make a start!

nice tea

shoes

chocolate

daily massages

3 orgasms a day xx"

Only 3???

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Is the preferred ratio 5 orgasms to 1, i.e. five for her, one for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh I like those ratio's

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"Is the preferred ratio 5 orgasms to 1, i.e. five for her, one for you?"

+1,00000000000000000000,00000000

HSM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find the only way to make a woman truly happy is ta divorce her xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to make a woman happy is to find one you don't like very much ...and buy her a house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her your credit card.

....What..... I just said what you were expecting someone to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind blowing sex, fantastic food, a candlelit bubble bath, the occasional glass of wine/cup of tea, chocolate and a kiss and a cuddle.

Simple really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lets me watch the footie in peace and the only time I hear the man is when he gets me another beer!! "

Women watching footie AND drinking beer??? Freak.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Buy her shoes ...sexy ones!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To really please her and keep her happy, give her something rock hard - a diamond

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By *DSRMan
over a year ago

leicester

Buy her a new ironing board

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Buy her a new ironing board"
ooooooooh errrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new ironing board"

To use to bat the men off with presumably

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Keeping a woman happy?

Just don`t give her a choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a new ironing board"

n fuck her brains out on it!

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