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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Another coffee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Getting myself out of bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Bold girl ..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x"

This for me too. As well as a glass of juice and some breakfast.

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By *lastic.Mask.ManMan
over a year ago

Grimsby

A sunday roast. Just a bit early yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa followed by a shoulder massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee and a sausage sarnie with a little mayo served by Gerard Butler wearing nothing but a smile

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea, biscuits and spooning in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body massage....perhaps a happy ending lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another hour in bed

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Cuppa followed by a shoulder massage. "

Stick kettle on , I’ll bring some oil !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coffee and a sausage sarnie with a little mayo served by Gerard Butler wearing nothing but a smile

He’s yummy!!!

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tea and crumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a massage given by a woman in an Irish rugby top????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good hard fucking session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could really do with the kind of sex that starts lazily and ends hours later in a sweaty worn out heap.

I’m not holding out much hope.

Coffee and toast it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mila kunis to walk in to my bed room in lingerie and heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

I can offer all except for the bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

Aw bless, feeling poorly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could really do with a pep talk and some breakfast.

Or a blowjob, Im not really fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

I can offer all except for the bacon sandwich

Let me check flights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

Aw bless, feeling poorly?

Hanging! I’m blaming Stockdale and Scotland

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I could do with someone putting the heating on, it’s cold in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eva mendes with hair all rough curls and looking all sweet and innocent. Failing that a woman with curves in the right places and confident to know what she wants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy egg and bacon but all fancy, I also fancy a nice sex session!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with a pep talk and some breakfast.

Or a blowjob, Im not really fussy."

I’ve got my cheerleader outfit. Bit tight mind so quick... what we pepping you up for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really fancy egg and bacon but all fancy, I also fancy a nice sex session!

Geeky x"

I’ve been having egg and bacon cupcakes. Basically a muffin tin lined with smoky bacon (no fat), crack an egg in and bake. Lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm in the corner on my own again.

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Breakfast, forking, spooning sleep then forking again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 paracetamol, coffee, BJ, bacon sandwich... not necessarily in the order

Aw bless, feeling poorly?

Hanging! I’m blaming Stockdale and Scotland

Excellent excuses, to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with a pep talk and some breakfast.

Or a blowjob, Im not really fussy.

I’ve got my cheerleader outfit. Bit tight mind so quick... what we pepping you up for?"

Oh I don't think theres an issue with tight!

Silly old me decided a long evening of booze was a good idea after a gig last night.. Gonna be paying the consequences all day at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah - that would hit the spot for me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"coffee and a sausage sarnie with a little mayo served by Gerard Butler wearing nothing but a smile

That's disgusting

Mayo on a sausage sarnie, surely Gerard would only allow red or brown sauce or perhaps mustard if feeling spicey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to bring me tea, so I don't have to get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with a pep talk and some breakfast.

Or a blowjob, Im not really fussy.

I’ve got my cheerleader outfit. Bit tight mind so quick... what we pepping you up for?

Oh I don't think theres an issue with tight!

Silly old me decided a long evening of booze was a good idea after a gig last night.. Gonna be paying the consequences all day at work "

Ah. Down a Resolve. Drink plenty of water. Have a breakfast barm. You’ll be reet. Gooooooo You! *Shakes it, tries to do the splits. Ends up in a heap*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to bring me tea, so I don't have to get out of bed. "

We could help each other out with our needs, I’m sure.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A hand got way to much work on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to bring me tea, so I don't have to get out of bed.

We could help each other out with our needs, I’m sure.

Oh yes, come join me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to bring me tea, so I don't have to get out of bed.

We could help each other out with our needs, I’m sure.

Oh yes, come join me.

Excellent. I’ll bring the tea.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

A good massage on my lower back or some acupuncture please

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x"

Have to admit i've never done it in the cutlery drawer. Sounds terribly uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really fancy egg and bacon but all fancy, I also fancy a nice sex session!

Geeky x

I’ve been having egg and bacon cupcakes. Basically a muffin tin lined with smoky bacon (no fat), crack an egg in and bake. Lush. "

Ooooo they sound amazing!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A bacon sarnie and a brew wouldn't go a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painkillers that actually work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could really do with the kind of sex that starts lazily and ends hours later in a sweaty worn out heap.

I’m not holding out much hope.

Coffee and toast it is. "

This

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x"

A girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sleep a massage then some meat and veg xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x

Have to admit i've never done it in the cutlery drawer. Sounds terribly uncomfortable.

It’s kinky as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....spooning that leads to a thorough forking right now.

What could you really do with?

BG x

A girlfriend

I’m sure you’ll make a lovely boyfriend for a very lucky lady, Seeside

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

....a message from a man that I actually fancy who is available tomorrow or Friday!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

A cuddle and a nap.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Spooning kisses and a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage back acing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For my uni mate to come in wanting to have sex and not just be friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry up. Big mug of hot sweet tea and to be suffocated with physical love and affection from my lover. Quick nap nice food make love and sleep. Please! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spooning and forking, brillaint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some really hot passionate sex

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

A rare day off for me, my list of things I needed to do was sorted some time ago, right now for some reason I really fancy a curry with all side accompaniments with a bottle of something good and some company would be a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now could do with a massage, feeling a little battered this weekend.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Radox bath and a glass of Red wine. Hang on, it’s not 4pm yet...

Radox bath and a cuppa tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spooning and forking, brillaint!

I think so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A relaxing Sunday afternoon suck. But I guess that's bit selfish

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Massage and a sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep, exhausted as weekend in at work but won't sleep tonight if I have a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tub of ben and jerrys ice cream

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A hair brush and an idea of what to cook/order tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A life would be nice ...

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

A Solero.

Been ages since I had one of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tub of ben and jerrys ice cream "

I’ve got one in my freezer for later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some really hot passionate sex

Ooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think so!

Nothing like a good starter, main and dessert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new mattress....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A burger and chips

but I'm on a healthy eating and gym plan till the end of April

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble bath and my bed! I’ve suddenly developed a rotten cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A short brunette with nice legs and a big butt

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

A fire igniting kiss.... hands all over my boobs, my nipples teased until i can't think straight and then a fuck to rival most previous ones

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I could just do with a lot of food tonight and after the weekend I've had I can't be arsed with cooking, Just Eat is my saviour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A short brunette with nice legs and a big butt"

Cough cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A short brunette with nice legs and a big butt

Cough cough "

I said god damn!!! Your ass is gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa tea, some chocolate and someone to cuddle up to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A short brunette with nice legs and a big butt

Cough cough "

All I can say is yes, yes, and yes. This damn ocean is always getting in the way. Enjoy your night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could really do with a nice lassie to chat with. But doesn’t look like that will ever happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle don't know why just want to put my arm round someone and feel their warmth

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A beautiful lady to worm their way into my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could really do with having two hot women elbow deep on each arm. Wearing them like puppets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Currently, I’d love the guy who’s sending me WhatsApp videos to ruin me. Repeatedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently, I’d love the guy who’s sending me WhatsApp videos to ruin me. Repeatedly.

Im on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending someone over, forcing their head down and thrusting away, while I spank their ass red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bending someone over, forcing their head down and thrusting away, while I spank their ass red

To match their hair? Oooooh Ed

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