FabSwingers.com forum: How often do you masturbate?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Personally, I tend to masturbate once or twice a day, what about everyone else?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

When the urge strikes. I don't have a timetable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be every day but sometimes it’s a few days apart and then the tickle starts

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everday at least 2 times. Today is 5 so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I was in hospital for a sperm count last week and the Nurse said "Can you masturbate in the cup" i said "I'm good at wanking love but not sure I'm ready for competitions yet"

Boom Boom

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.

I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When the urge strikes. I don't have a timetable. "

I used to have one, but I can't read it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

Love that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.

I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*"

I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary

You never know do ya, sometimes ya fancy a judder, sometimes you think about it but can't be arsed. Sometimes Clitopatra gets a little twitchy and ya know it's time. Other times the only light of day it sees is sitting on the loo and you remember it's there when ya catch it wiping your tinkle dribbles. No rhyme or reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only when the day ends in a y

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.

I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*

I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary

Exactly this couldn’t have worded that better it did make me chuckle

Ms B

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Twice already today. Not even 8am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

More than most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I feel like it, certainly nothing like as much as I used to

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

We have sex most days, so not that often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 3 mornings a week at present XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.

I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*"

I thought that was just me!!! I think the cold snap is going to bring on a dose, gotta keep warm somehow!!!

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By *olentguy1956Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I’m just so glad it’s not just us men who enjoy a good wank. Must admit makes me really horny when I see a woman masturbating. Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 or 4 times a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as much as I used to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 a day minimum mostly about 4 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once maybe twice a day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every evening before going to sleep, and extra rubs when i have the house to myself and i get the urge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

Haha. I’m not sure I really want to know but what the hell is fanjo stink rating, is that what I’m hoping it isn’t?

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By *ntcovMan
over a year ago

Church Gresley / Swadlincote

Most mornings before I get up, and always good if I wake up and can't get back to sleep in the night...knocking one out is as good as a sleeping pill! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely. It does nothing for me, usually, if a man isn't watching.

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By *ndiansexguruMan
over a year ago

Surbiton, Germany

Once a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I was in hospital for a sperm count last week and the Nurse said "Can you masturbate in the cup" i said "I'm good at wanking love but not sure I'm ready for competitions yet"

Boom Boom

Lols

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Personally, I tend to masturbate once or twice a day, what about everyone else?"

twice a day

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Now. Then after 5 mins

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

As often as i can, its definitely a hands on sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some weeks rarely... other times I can make myself a hot mess several times a day... although this is usually down to somebody sending me messages that drive me a bit crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everytime in the shower

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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When I am allowed to.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sometimes I go weeks without other times several times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt need too but lately alot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot really. Depends what thoughts have been put in my head.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Recently not often at all, I need a reason, a thought or memory a feeling before even wanting to, but get me horny and I might loose count.

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By *rimaldesiresMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

most days once, but anything up to 4 or 5 times, or could go several days without, all depends how many how hot ladies catch my eye in the gym.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Daily at least once usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rarely, usually when mr is watching or ordering me too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to edge myself over a period of three or four days culminating in a huge orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not often enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably 1 or 2 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now and its the 4th time today.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

hardly ever. prefer the real thing -- if I do its more of a 2min job because I needed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a nice wank this morning though

Just thought I’d throw that out there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rarely, does nothing for me, rather wait until I have sex.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Most mornings before I get up, and always good if I wake up and can't get back to sleep in the night...knocking one out is as good as a sleeping pill! Lol. "

That is exactly how I am !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everynight before sleeping for sure , every morning for sure as i dont have to get up / start work till the pm, if i take a day off i'll have an afternoon one ..

i love it , cos im single and live alone i guess

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.

I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*

I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary

Exactly this couldn’t have worded that better it did make me chuckle

Ms B

Couldn't have put this better - smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most days. And about an hour ago before my flatmate walked in as she was asking if I wanted dinner. Mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love one before work!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When I'm horny... Which is quite often

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Night times... 1-2 times

Never at the weekend (Fri - Sat)

Sometimes all Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually at least once a day.

It usually hits after the morning gym. So a nice wee wank in the work toilets lol

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Love masterbaiting, I have THE best BOB X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as often as I used to when I was younger & even then & it appears not as often as some contributors to this topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

I nearly spat my wine out at fanjo stink rating..... That's the funniest thing I've read today.....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Rarely. Can't beat the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rarely. Can't beat the real thing

Well With a body like a 30yr old who's saying no!

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

At least 3 times a day atm..to much pent up

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Twice maybe more if I get sexy massage

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Never

Don't feel the need tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too often!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily 3 times a day...sometimes more on a weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuesdays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

Bloody brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only on days ending in a Y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depending on time etc,but up to 3 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Only on days ending in a Y "

*tuts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only when im awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like wanking other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Only on days ending in a Y

*tuts*"

Ok. Some other days too. But don't tell everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varies quite a bit. Some weeks only 1 day, other weeks every day. Have to admit that I love a cheeky wee day off work, house to myself and I find myself watching porn when I should be tidying up. Quick run round with the hoover and the febreeze before Mr gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how much sex I'm having. The more sex the more wanking. Counterintuitively. Also depends on the kind of sex. The more elaborate the sex the more elaborate the wanking

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "

I fucking

you Peach!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

about 5 times a day minimum

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"about 5 times a day minimum

You know this means I'll expect sex at least 5 times a day minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varies.... sometimes not at all.. other days i may as well just stay naked for the day and have porn on the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 5 times a day minimum

How's your eyesight? You must have specs like milk bottles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 5 times a day minimum

this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least once but mostly twice a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 5 times a day minimum

How's your eyesight? You must have specs like milk bottles!

20-20 vision here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"about 5 times a day minimum

You know this means I'll expect sex at least 5 times a day minimum

Absolutely i wouldn’t have it any other way

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

1.5 times a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On average about three times a week.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

Haha. I’m not sure I really want to know but what the hell is fanjo stink rating, is that what I’m hoping it isn’t?

Exactly that, the lady equivalent to sweaty bollocks. Have I been running around at work for 12 hours?

Did I laugh so hard I piss dribbled slightly?

Have I been farting pure evil that could be bottled and used as chemical warfare?

These are all questions that need consideration if you're tempted to let the waft grab ya by the throat

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

I fucking

you Peach!

Mwah

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.

I nearly spat my wine out at fanjo stink rating..... That's the funniest thing I've read today.....

I have plenty more where that came from

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By *hythmic DriverMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Not often. Haven't for about a week now. Last week when i did i had a 2 week "back up" so was quite a blast let me tell you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking and masterbation are two of my worst habbits, I'm a 20 a day man and I smoke like a chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never because it upset me

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Usually while I'm posting on the forums...

nnnnnnnggggggggggggguuuuhhg... aaaah.

Finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried to reframe and save my load for a grateful partner but sometimes my balls are to swollen.

Then it's just gotta cum out !!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Interesting... Not a scientific poll I grant you but seems generally overall, women do it as and when the need arises and men can't keep their paws off themselves

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By *atietvsheffTV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

At least 3 times a day and if I’ve night some new undies, high heels or a dress then could be even more!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly ever, even when younger. Thought that’s what a wife was for, always looks after me by hand or mouth, no penetration due to her ill heath, I look after her needs by tongue or finger. We have looked after each other’s needs for 40 years, the last few as above, and often invited others to help out too in the past.

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By *ieandteaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Lots. "

Not lots but most days. More in summer than winter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as much as i'd like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily usually, but I haven't for the last three weeks or so now

Obviously I can't wait to see Kitten again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as much as i'd like "

I'd always be willing to help, stunning x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times "

Release all over my mush

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Between 3/4 times a day to once every few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the urge strikes. I don't have a timetable. "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times

Release all over my mush

Am I able to gorgeous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times

Release all over my mush

oh i will when i next see you x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times

Release all over my mush

oh i will when i next see you x "

Just not in my eyes. I'll bring some goggles, PPE is the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times

Release all over my mush

oh i will when i next see you x

Just not in my eyes. I'll bring some goggles, PPE is the future "

absolutely iam a good shot mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tuesdays

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just did and I somehow forget how big my loads actually are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a good catholic boy

So never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends when I’m alone really, if I go to work the same time as Ads I tend to do it when I get home lol.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots.

Not lots but most days. More in summer than winter."

Does your dick go into hibernation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe once or twice a month. Sometimes less than that. I've gone 6months without masterbauting once.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of times a day

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times "

That's why it's called "having a number 3" in some circles. Need a wee, need a poo, need a wank.

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Only four or five times a day and three or four at night....need to up my game obviously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thrice a week, I've been eating a packet of cornflakes a day to try and stop the filthy urges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thrice a week, I've been eating a packet of cornflakes a day to try and stop the filthy urges "

This is where I'm going wrong...I'm more a porridge kinda gal.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Interesting... Not a scientific poll I grant you but seems generally overall, women do it as and when the need arises and men can't keep their paws off themselves "

There are some genuinely concerning (and some plain laughable) responses in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be daily but im trying to do it less now

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

I need a plumber my tubes are blocked

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