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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wen you fill up with so mutch petrol at a petrol station and the numbers go back to 000.000 ?

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Yes I'm bord

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anyone ?

Funny or serious arnsars

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If you get on a bus and don't get of till your back wear you started from have you gon anywear ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah round the block

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If a tree falls in the forest and thar is no one to hear it dus it still make a sound ?

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If you have a drink in a glars and drink harf of it is the glars harf fall or harf empty ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. The animals hear it. So do the tree's.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Yeah round the block "

Lol

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Yes. The animals hear it. So do the tree's. "

Lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I can do one better!

Back in the late 70's, I was working at a hotel very near to Heathrow.

I'd spent an evening out in London at the end of which, I caught one of the last Tubes back to H'row Central.

I awoke to find a Tube employee telling me the train was at the end of the line....in Cockfosters!

I'd only fallen asleep en-route to Heathrow and then remained asleep as it returned all the way BACK thru London to the opposite end of the Line!!

It was now close to 1am. Night buses then were not to the frequency they are now.

It took me 6 hours to get back to Heathrow! I was also late for work!

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I can do one better!

Back in the late 70's, I was working at a hotel very near to Heathrow.

I'd spent an evening out in London at the end of which, I caught one of the last Tubes back to H'row Central.

I awoke to find a Tube employee telling me the train was at the end of the line....in Cockfosters!

I'd only fallen asleep en-route to Heathrow and then remained asleep as it returned all the way BACK thru London to the opposite end of the Line!!

It was now close to 1am. Night buses then were not to the frequency they are now.

It took me 6 hours to get back to Heathrow! I was also late for work!"

Ok.

Wosount expecting that.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Wen you fill up with so mutch petrol at a petrol station and the numbers go back to 000.000 ?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FWThrc9fx7E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

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So wot is arfter 999.99 if its not 000.00

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

So wot is arfter 999.99 if its not 000.00 "

Depends on the display. Some stay at 999.99, but the price keeps going up or it continues on to 1,000 and beyond. Most digital pumps that are able to dispense that much in one go will count past 999, also most don't show the price, just the volume.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

So wot is arfter 999.99 if its not 000.00

Depends on the display. Some stay at 999.99, but the price keeps going up or it continues on to 1,000 and beyond. Most digital pumps that are able to dispense that much in one go will count past 999, also most don't show the price, just the volume. "

Lol so mutch for that joke but interesting to no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

So wot is arfter 999.99 if its not 000.00

Depends on the display. Some stay at 999.99, but the price keeps going up or it continues on to 1,000 and beyond. Most digital pumps that are able to dispense that much in one go will count past 999, also most don't show the price, just the volume.

Lol so mutch for that joke but interesting to no "

Oops, I thought it was a genuine question

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sadly not, used to regularly put in over 1,000 litres at a time, the numbers just got bigger.

So wot is arfter 999.99 if its not 000.00

Depends on the display. Some stay at 999.99, but the price keeps going up or it continues on to 1,000 and beyond. Most digital pumps that are able to dispense that much in one go will count past 999, also most don't show the price, just the volume.

Lol so mutch for that joke but interesting to no

Oops, I thought it was a genuine question "

Lol its ok

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