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"can I braid it? mine is definitely my lovely popcorn socks... " I said it's soft, not long | |||
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"I have a vagina." Oh yeah that too. | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing " Bin man? | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing Bin man?" How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing Bin man? How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! " Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing " That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants I have a job that needs doing | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. " Double win for us. Age and a vagina | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing Bin man? How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away Elementary " Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator. | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. Double win for us. Age and a vagina " I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. Double win for us. Age and a vagina I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. " We should get a discount | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. Double win for us. Age and a vagina I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. We should get a discount " Just realised we both come into the Saga age range. Gulp. | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. Double win for us. Age and a vagina I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. We should get a discount " Years ago when typewriters were still a thing the woman who typed up my orders always mistyped discount as disocunt. I'm getting me one of them | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing " Gynaecologist | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. Double win for us. Age and a vagina I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. We should get a discount Just realised we both come into the Saga age range. Gulp. " Yeah it's 50 plus | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants I have a job that needs doing " Hmmmm... really Babs? | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing Bin man? How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away Elementary Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator." None of the above! | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing Bin man? How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away Elementary Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator. None of the above! " Window cleansing operative? | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " Those balloon animals can be a bit tricky at times though can't they. | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining " But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel? | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " How do you smile and suck at the same time? | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " I need more evidence of this | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel? " I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. How do you smile and suck at the same time?" I multi-task and smile with my eyes | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection " Where’s my cup then? | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Where’s my cup then?" Show me your cup and I’ll show you my kettle | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection " Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? " It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding " 9am tomorrow morning | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding 9am tomorrow morning" I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel? I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today " There's a lot of lovely women in London | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. How do you smile and suck at the same time? I multi-task and smile with my eyes " I've been sitting here trying to imitate sucking and smiling at the same time. I look like I'm in pain | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding 9am tomorrow morning I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane " You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it! | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding 9am tomorrow morning I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!" It has your name written on the side of it! | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding 9am tomorrow morning I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it! It has your name written on the side of it!" 5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am | |||
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"I'm a millionairess When's our wedding 9am tomorrow morning I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane You're making excuses aren't you! . I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it! It has your name written on the side of it! 5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am " 2 hour check-in?! Do you think with all my money I need to 'check in'. Tut tut | |||
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"I'm crazy. Everyone loves a crazy woman " Haven't met one that isn't.... | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol" Don't blame you... I don't share my wine either | |||
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"A cute smile apparently C" You're wrong. Nose kisses is the right answer...oh and abs under my fingertips too K | |||
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"A cute smile apparently C You're wrong. Nose kisses is the right answer...oh and abs under my fingertips too K" | |||
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"I'm not right in the noggin Pah your alright man " And I'm a man | |||
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"I'm not right in the noggin Pah your alright man And I'm a man " Your a tit | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield " Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze... | |||
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"I’m handy in a pub quiz. " Bet you’re handy at more than that! | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze..." Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze... Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club " If there’s money in it, I’m on! | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze... Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club If there’s money in it, I’m on!" It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze... Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club If there’s money in it, I’m on! It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions " | |||
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