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"can I braid it? ![]() I said it's soft, not long ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina." Oh yeah that too. ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() Bin man? | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() How uncanny!! How did you know?!!! ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() ![]() Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() Double win for us. Age and a vagina ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator. | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() ![]() I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits. ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() ![]() ![]() We should get a discount ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Just realised we both come into the Saga age range. Gulp. ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Years ago when typewriters were still a thing the woman who typed up my orders always mistyped discount as disocunt. I'm getting me one of them ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() Gynaecologist ![]() | |||
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"I have a vagina. Oh yeah that too. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah it's 50 plus ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hmmmm... really Babs? ![]() | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() None of the above! | |||
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"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Window cleansing operative? | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " Those balloon animals can be a bit tricky at times though can't they. ![]() | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining ![]() But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel? ![]() | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " How do you smile and suck at the same time? | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. " I need more evidence of this | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining ![]() ![]() I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. How do you smile and suck at the same time?" I multi-task and smile with my eyes ![]() | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection " Where’s my cup then? | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Where’s my cup then?" Show me your cup and I’ll show you my kettle ![]() | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection " Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? ![]() ![]() It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol | |||
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"I'm a millionairess ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane ![]() | |||
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"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() There's a lot of lovely women in London ![]() | |||
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"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. How do you smile and suck at the same time? I multi-task and smile with my eyes ![]() I've been sitting here trying to imitate sucking and smiling at the same time. I look like I'm in pain ![]() | |||
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"I'm a millionairess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're making excuses aren't you! ![]() | |||
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"I'm a millionairess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It has your name written on the side of it! | |||
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"I'm a millionairess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am ![]() | |||
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"I'm a millionairess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 hour check-in?! Do you think with all my money I need to 'check in'. Tut tut | |||
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"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage? ![]() ![]() Don't blame you... I don't share my wine either ![]() | |||
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"A cute smile apparently ![]() You're wrong. Nose kisses is the right answer...oh and abs under my fingertips too ![]() | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield ![]() Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze... | |||
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"I’m handy in a pub quiz. " Bet you’re handy at more than that! | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield ![]() Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club ![]() | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield ![]() ![]() If there’s money in it, I’m on! | |||
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"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield ![]() ![]() It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions | |||
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