FabSwingers.com forum: What's your Ultra Selling Point?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine has to be my silky soft butt hair

Ladies love it when squeezing my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have one. Still on the shelf unsold, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U.S.P?

Unique.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m at the bottom of the bargain bucket

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

can I braid it?

mine is definitely my lovely popcorn socks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cute smile apparently

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

My age it would appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My impeccable manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I braid it?

mine is definitely my lovely popcorn socks... "

I said it's soft, not long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a vagina."

That made me laugh

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a vagina."

Oh yeah that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got none as mine does not work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

My sweet, welcoming disposition.

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

I have a healthy hole ... or two ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?"

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly my laid back attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away

Elementary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing sense of humour

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants

I have a job that needs doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away

Elementary

Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I have nice lips..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.

We should get a discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have nice lips.."

I'll not be rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.

We should get a discount

Just realised we both come into the Saga age range.

Gulp.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.

We should get a discount

Years ago when typewriters were still a thing the woman who typed up my orders always mistyped discount as disocunt. I'm getting me one of them

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

Boudoir

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My silver hair....apparently

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I have a vagina.

Oh yeah that too.

Double win for us. Age and a vagina

I'm going to write to the Saga magazine and point out these benefits.

We should get a discount

Just realised we both come into the Saga age range.

Gulp.

Yeah it's 50 plus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

That’s not really because they have a job, it’s because they want to get in your pants

I have a job that needs doing

Hmmmm... really Babs?

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I’m house trained

And can cook pretty much anything that takes your fancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away

Elementary

Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator."

None of the above!

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

I'll pay for the hotel without complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot. My hairy pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once I tell someone my profession they always say there was a job they needed doing

Bin man?

How uncanny!! How did you know?!!!

Ours needs emptying, gave it away straight away

Elementary

Handyman, Sparky or painter and decorator.

None of the above! "

Window cleansing operative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Honesty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. "

Those balloon animals can be a bit tricky at times though can't they.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining

But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my USP is that, until you meet me you don't realise just how true my profile is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. "

How do you smile and suck at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it. "

I need more evidence of this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm a fucking amazing human being.

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining

But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel?

I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it.

How do you smile and suck at the same time?"

I multi-task and smile with my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection "

Where’s my cup then?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection

Where’s my cup then?"

Show me your cup and I’ll show you my kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection "

Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dodgy snake oil

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection

Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage?

It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told that it's my eyes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm a millionairess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twinkly eyes

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Well if you’re an arse lover - I’m your woman!

And if you’re into redheads - mine’s about 2ft long and very wavy!

So either I guess! ??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pay for the hotel without complaining

But, would you travel 200 miles AND pay for a hotel?

I mean I've put a meet up for March in London earlier today

There's a lot of lovely women in London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like giving blow job's. I even smile whilst I'm doing it.

How do you smile and suck at the same time?

I multi-task and smile with my eyes

I've been sitting here trying to imitate sucking and smiling at the same time. I look like I'm in pain

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane

You're making excuses aren't you!

. I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane

You're making excuses aren't you!

. I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!"

It has your name written on the side of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane

You're making excuses aren't you!

. I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!

It has your name written on the side of it!"

5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm a millionairess

When's our wedding

9am tomorrow morning

I don't think I would be able to make it even by plane

You're making excuses aren't you!

. I have a plane on standby,go to your nearest airport and you'll see it!

It has your name written on the side of it!

5 hour time zone difference 7 hour flight 2 hour check in, 1 hour arrival. I think I could make it by 3am

2 hour check-in?! Do you think with all my money I need to 'check in'. Tut tut

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I have lovely penmanship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-s said i have an amazing butt and shoulders.. but ex so ... make of what you want on that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a tongue like an electric eel and I can breathe through my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On first impressions it’s normal my bum that gets the attraction

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

I have a Philips airfryer AND a Tefal actifry.

Just bring potato.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crazy. Everyone loves a crazy woman

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By *ust Share xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

People usually comment on my laugh, I do it a lot and apparently it’s filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t have one. Still on the shelf unsold, me."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm crazy. Everyone loves a crazy woman "

Haven't met one that isn't....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I have a great personally apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to think it was my intellect, but on here it's definitely my looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongues it’s sharp and pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give amazing blow jobs apparently

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

My bum

So I’m told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum

So I’m told

Your bum is wonderful darling

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My hair and boobs and Dick big cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make amazing tea and have a vintage biscuit collection

Aren't the biscuits dry and stale if they're vintage?

It sounded better in my head. I have a vintage wine collection but, don’t share that lol"

Don't blame you... I don't share my wine either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both of my elbows are sexy.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Changed my mind my ironfist shoes

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Me, a rather dry sense of humour and a slightly assertive streak.

L is stunning and ever so flirty and cheeky fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentle giant apparently

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm not right in the noggin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not right in the noggin "

Pah your alright man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cute smile apparently

You're wrong. Nose kisses is the right answer...oh and abs under my fingertips too

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A cute smile apparently

You're wrong. Nose kisses is the right answer...oh and abs under my fingertips too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm not right in the noggin

Pah your alright man

And I'm a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not right in the noggin

Pah your alright man

And I'm a man

Your a tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m handy in a pub quiz.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Rushden Lakes

Bitch has a Twat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Rushden Lakes

"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m handy in a pub quiz. "

Bet you’re handy at more than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze..."

Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Rushden Lakes

"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...

Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club

If there’s money in it, I’m on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...

Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club

If there’s money in it, I’m on!"

It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Rushden Lakes

"If you have had 10 pints of beer and you squint a bit a can sort of pass as Philip Scofield

Lol...I’m Richard O’Brien presenting The Crystal Maze...

Lol we should start a swinging celebrity stand in club

If there’s money in it, I’m on!

It's gotta be better than working these nights in these arctic conditions "

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Sometimes I’m not choosy! X

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