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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oooops seems I broke the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it cold."

Nah

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Woo hoo Mr sexy is in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubs eyes...where am I?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rubs eyes...where am I? "
narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia"

You'll never guess what happened to me last night?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Isn't it cold."

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it cold.

Yep!"

I agree....and good morning Jim and ignite

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Isn't it cold.

Yep!

I agree....and good morning Jim and ignite "

Good morning to you too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooops seems I broke the last one "

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?"

Weekend off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

Weekend off "

Well enjoy

I've just hiked up the heating and sat with my wake up latte...going fecking nowhere in a hurry this morning

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? "

you conked out

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

Weekend off

Well enjoy

I've just hiked up the heating and sat with my wake up latte...going fecking nowhere in a hurry this morning "

fecking guard shut the doors now have 20 fecking mins to wait in the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out"

You got it in one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night?

you conked out"

I know I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

Weekend off

Well enjoy

I've just hiked up the heating and sat with my wake up latte...going fecking nowhere in a hurry this morning "

Heating on full here, first day of holidays, won't be venturing far today, Steaming coffee in hand ATM. Mrs Easy x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooops seems I broke the last one "

Morning PP

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out

You got it in one "

So, no change there then!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

Weekend off

Well enjoy

I've just hiked up the heating and sat with my wake up latte...going fecking nowhere in a hurry this morning fecking guard shut the doors now have 20 fecking mins to wait in the cold"

Tut...bugger

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night?

you conked out

I know I did "

Morning Eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooops seems I broke the last one

And good morning pp. ..are you still up?

Weekend off

Well enjoy

I've just hiked up the heating and sat with my wake up latte...going fecking nowhere in a hurry this morning

Heating on full here, first day of holidays, won't be venturing far today, Steaming coffee in hand ATM. Mrs Easy x "

Yep just done sudoko and second latte time here...just wish I didn't have to go out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out

You got it in one

So, no change there then! "

Not a lot but slept like a log which was good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out

You got it in one

So, no change there then!

Not a lot but slept like a log which was good "

That was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out

You got it in one

So, no change there then!

Not a lot but slept like a log which was good

That was good "

Well it's other and brave the weather for me...catch you later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Rubs eyes...where am I? narnia

You'll never guess what happened to me last night? you conked out

You got it in one

So, no change there then!

Not a lot but slept like a log which was good

That was good

Well it's other and brave the weather for me...catch you later "

Just been for a lovely walk. See ya later Mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Makes sami a hot instant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Makes sami a hot instant "

You're a treasure

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Got any biscuits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits.... "

Custard creams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't "

Stick to fruit eenie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes sami a hot instant "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't

Stick to fruit eenie "

They all had greasy bacon and egg rolls yesterday morning but it didn't bother me at all... Even tho they tried... Bit silly if you ask me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't "

Good girl...gis um here!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams? "

Yes please, I can dunk them ones

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Makes sami a hot instant

"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't

Stick to fruit eenie

They all had greasy bacon and egg rolls yesterday morning but it didn't bother me at all... Even tho they tried... Bit silly if you ask me "

They should be encouraging you not tempting you, naughty people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams?

Yes please, I can dunk them ones "

Dunk and get d*unk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams?

Yes please, I can dunk them ones

Dunk and get d*unk "

Not on instant I wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams?

Yes please, I can dunk them ones

Dunk and get d*unk

Not on instant I wont "

Wait until you've dunked them fecking custard creams in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams?

Yes please, I can dunk them ones

Dunk and get d*unk

Not on instant I wont

Wait until you've dunked them fecking custard creams in "

Aha...got you now...there them spiked ones that make you conk out, aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

Custard creams?

Yes please, I can dunk them ones

Dunk and get d*unk

Not on instant I wont

Wait until you've dunked them fecking custard creams in

Aha...got you now...there them spiked ones that make you conk out, aren't they? "

Only to be eaten at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can have the biscuits I keep being offered at work sami... They want me to break my healthy eating but I won't

Stick to fruit eenie

They all had greasy bacon and egg rolls yesterday morning but it didn't bother me at all... Even tho they tried... Bit silly if you ask me

They should be encouraging you not tempting you, naughty people "

I prefer those who are trying to get me to fail... Cos I love proving them wrong

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got any biscuits.... "

I've got chocolate fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers "

You sure it's chocolate

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers "

white or milk chocalate

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers

You sure it's chocolate "

Trust you to lower the tone

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate"

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers

You sure it's chocolate

Trust you to lower the tone "

I don't let you down eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday "

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there "

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week "

hope they dont make you conk out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week "

Eat at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week hope they dont make you conk out"

They will if he follows my instructions

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers "

Love chocolate fingers

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week

hope they dont make you conk out

They will if he follows my instructions "

I'll be following my docs instructions as my happy pills are changing next week, hopefully they will work better than what ive been on for the last 18 months and help me sleep too!?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got any biscuits....

I've got chocolate fingers white or milk chocalate

Milk chocolate... 75p from Jack Fulton, I bought 4 bags yesterday

Last week's fecking sell by date from there

Best before Oct2018, they'll all be gone within a week

hope they dont make you conk out

They will if he follows my instructions

I'll be following my docs instructions as my happy pills are changing next week, hopefully they will work better than what ive been on for the last 18 months and help me sleep too!?"

Hey Paul, let's hope so xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Oh well, killed another thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, killed another thread....."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

"

No stamps on passport yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think _oddy must have been on the custard creams

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

No stamps on passport yet"

Haha, don't think they do them anymore unless you go to see obscure country. You won't get one in grannies canaries, or a stamp

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

No stamps on passport yet

Haha, don't think they do them anymore unless you go to see obscure country. You won't get one in grannies canaries, or a stamp "

*some, not see*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think _oddy must have been on the custard creams "

Tut.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

No stamps on passport yet

Haha, don't think they do them anymore unless you go to see obscure country. You won't get one in grannies canaries, or a stamp

*some, not see*"

It's the "one" that worries me...I got the other bit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985 "

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985 "

I think I slept through 1985

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP "

Why wet your pants?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oh well, killed another thread.....

No stamps on passport yet

Haha, don't think they do them anymore unless you go to see obscure country. You won't get one in grannies canaries, or a stamp

*some, not see*

It's the "one" that worries me...I got the other bit "

Haha, you never know what you'll pick up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants? "

She does all the time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants? "

You jumped in and startled me Eenie, I'm of a nervous disposition

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time "

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well "

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

You jumped in and startled me Eenie, I'm of a nervous disposition "

sorry

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap "

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

You jumped in and startled me Eenie, I'm of a nervous disposition

sorry "

You're forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! "

Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams "

I'm hungry....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry.... "

I've got some galaxy bars here

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i did a mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did a mistress "

All them custard creams you bought...I warned you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here "

You still got them galaxy bars?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i did a mistress

All them custard creams you bought...I warned you "

didnt have any they were for madam

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? "

think of the waistline sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami "

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? "

Still on offer in tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i did a mistress

All them custard creams you bought...I warned you didnt have any they were for madam"

You got your reply to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami "

Thats the bugger of them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco"

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then..... "

Have a terrys orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos "

Fecking closer the I am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange "

Ooh, never thought of that!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos

Fecking closer the I am "

True, I suppose...I'll send hubby...he's dressed!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! "

Thats still chocalate

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos

Fecking closer the I am

True, I suppose...I'll send hubby...he's dressed! "

tell him ile have kettle on for when he gets here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos

Fecking closer the I am

True, I suppose...I'll send hubby...he's dressed! tell him ile have kettle on for when he gets here"

You live in tesco

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars?

Still on offer in tesco

Can't be arsed to go to Tescos

Fecking closer the I am

True, I suppose...I'll send hubby...he's dressed! tell him ile have kettle on for when he gets here

You live in tesco "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

"

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it"

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it.... "

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day "

No, best avoided

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day

No, best avoided "

have a muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day

No, best avoided have a muffin"

Chocolate chip?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day

No, best avoided have a muffin"

Love muffins but they have to have bacon in them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"BOO!! Helloooo, been out with a female friend tonight and now home drinking cold milk and watching Totp 1985

OOH you devil, I nearly wet my pants! Love old TOTP

Why wet your pants?

She does all the time

I know and I haven't stocked up..Oh well

Try jack fultons...they have a long sell by date and may be cheap

What they do fivers? Every day's a school day! Paul will tell you tomorrow...in the meantime I'm tucking into some custard creams

I'm hungry....

I've got some galaxy bars here

You still got them galaxy bars? think of the waistline sami

Yes, you're right Voddy....I'll have an apple then.....

Have a terrys orange

Ooh, never thought of that! Thats still chocalate

Yeah but it's got real orange oil in it

Tut...don't know what to have now...I'll make an instant whilst I'm thinking about it....

Well whatever you do...don't have custard creams at this time of the day

No, best avoided have a muffin

Chocolate chip? "

Chocolate chip muffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all "

Afternoon Eenie! How's dad and how's your weekend been, so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon you two

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two "

Afternoon Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress "

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea "

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother "

Doesn't he do lattes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother "

Two....I'm the baby of family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Doesn't he do lattes "

Don't even get offered a instant ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Doesn't he do lattes

Don't even get offered a instant ffs "

Got to get back in now...it's fecking freezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Eenie! How's dad and how's your weekend been, so far? "

My Dad is a bit down still, thank you for asking.

Last night I had a belated birthday meal with my friend which was nice and done chores today... So mundane but no real drama thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea "

Afternoon Mistress x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Two....I'm the baby of family "

Gosh!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Doesn't he do lattes

Don't even get offered a instant ffs "

That's not good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Doesn't he do lattes

Don't even get offered a instant ffs

Got to get back in now...it's fecking freezing "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all

Afternoon Eenie! How's dad and how's your weekend been, so far?

My Dad is a bit down still, thank you for asking.

Last night I had a belated birthday meal with my friend which was nice and done chores today... So mundane but no real drama thankfully "

Ah, bless him. That's not a bad weekend then,with your meal and no drama is a good thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Two....I'm the baby of family

Gosh! "

Fecking gosh? Did you think there could be no fecker older then me ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Two....I'm the baby of family

Gosh!

Fecking gosh? Did you think there could be no fecker older then me ffs "

Haha! Not at all, I just thought you were unique...in a nice way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Two....I'm the baby of family

Gosh!

Fecking gosh? Did you think there could be no fecker older then me ffs

Haha! Not at all, I just thought you were unique...in a nice way! "

Nah not unique.. as Peter pan was here before me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon you two

Afternoon Mistress

Just at brothers having a quick fag outside....drinking a fecking cup of tea

Ooh, didn't know you had a brother

Two....I'm the baby of family

Gosh!

Fecking gosh? Did you think there could be no fecker older then me ffs

Haha! Not at all, I just thought you were unique...in a nice way!

Nah not unique.. as Peter pan was here before me "

Haha, he's still here, somewhere

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?"

only tuc ones with pate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate"

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat "

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one "

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami "

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala "

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie "

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one "

bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her"

You are naughty, Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

You are naughty, Voddy "

me naughty never not my fault if the twunt walks into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one "

Yeah always black...makes me look slimmer at my age I've got to use everything that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her"

Who

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one

Yeah always black...makes me look slimmer at my age I've got to use everything that helps "

Know the feeling

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

Who "

cow at work ive said dont put her on with me ive even changed shifts this tuesday to avoid it bloody 18 thinks she knows it all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Keep conking our...must be the gala....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

Who cow at work ive said dont put her on with me ive even changed shifts this tuesday to avoid it bloody 18 thinks she knows it all"

Bloody kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

Who cow at work ive said dont put her on with me ive even changed shifts this tuesday to avoid it bloody 18 thinks she knows it all"

Oh I see trouble ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep conking our...must be the gala.... "

I've moved onto the galaxy bar now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

Who cow at work ive said dont put her on with me ive even changed shifts this tuesday to avoid it bloody 18 thinks she knows it all

Oh I see trouble ahead"

damm right cant stick her only worked with her once too looks like miss piggy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Keep conking our...must be the gala....

I've moved onto the galaxy bar now "

Tut....tease....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw you can feck off with the emoji game ffs.....you been eating biccys today?only tuc ones with pate

I've had a 2 finger kit kat

I've just had a nice and healthy gala apple....anyone want one

Thats if you've got the teeth tonight sami

No but he's asleep with his mouth open...so think I can manage to get them out.... yep, would love a gala

There's you go....I've just give it a shine on me nightie

Is it your black negligent? . Ooh thank you, that is a shiny red one bit like someones hooter when ive hit her

Who cow at work ive said dont put her on with me ive even changed shifts this tuesday to avoid it bloody 18 thinks she knows it all

Oh I see trouble aheaddamm right cant stick her only worked with her once too looks like miss piggy"

So is she very pink looking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've od'ed

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I think I've od'ed "
what on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think I've od'ed "

Oh dear...you feel sick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've od'ed what on

"

Apple and pear 2 galaxy's and 5 custard creams. ..I'll be conking soon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think I've od'ed what on

Apple and pear 2 galaxy's and 5 custard creams. ..I'll be conking soon "

God, I keep conking, just hit myself on the head with my tablet and knocked my glasses off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I've od'ed what on

Apple and pear 2 galaxy's and 5 custard creams. ..I'll be conking soon

God, I keep conking, just hit myself on the head with my tablet and knocked my glasses off! "

Just opened a massive bag of skittles...I'm fecked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I think I've od'ed what on

Apple and pear 2 galaxy's and 5 custard creams. ..I'll be conking soon

God, I keep conking, just hit myself on the head with my tablet and knocked my glasses off!

Just opened a massive bag of skittles...I'm fecked "

Bloody hell, Mistress....you got worms?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Think we've all conked now Na night all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodmorning one and all

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Goodmorning one and all "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Goodmorning one and all

Morning "

We have snow trying to come down...how's it in Chelmsford?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Afternoon trying to snow here hope it don't as have work in morning

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

We have had a few flurries but the sun is shining and it isnt settling at all. Bloody cold though.

What have I missed this week whilst I been coughing in my lonesome bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon trying to snow here hope it don't as have work in morning "

You'll get it overnight I should think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have had a few flurries but the sun is shining and it isnt settling at all. Bloody cold though.

What have I missed this week whilst I been coughing in my lonesome bed.

"

Aw have you had the flu cinn?

Not missed a lot ..just same old same...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon everyone... I'm sat in the dentist waiting room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon everyone... I'm sat in the dentist waiting room "

Did you bump into cinn there?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Boo"

You can start the new one then

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