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Things you're looking forward to about ageing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring"

Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring

Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx"

I already do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to watching my kids grow. To hopefully looking after grandkids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free public transport. And the ability to be a moany and intolerant and people will just say ‘ah ignore him, he’s old’

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring

Make sure to get an incredibly cheap haircut xx

I already do "

You're well on your way then!!!

*Gotta find that silver lining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.

Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.

Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have. "

*waves at you from the 40s*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.

Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.

*waves at you from the 40s* "

When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?

And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.

Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.

*waves at you from the 40s*

When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?

And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?

"

My gravitas definitely kicked in at 30. And when you’re my age you’ll find out and thus know better.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No...period's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free prescriptions and Fuel allowance. Nearly forgot, bus pass too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really looking forward to my thirties. Women in their thirties always seem so sophisticated to me.

Oh! And I'm looking forward to being able to end every argument by telling someone they don't know what they're talking about because they haven't lived as long as I have.

*waves at you from the 40s*

When you were in your thirties did you feel sophisticated?

And now that you're in your forties, do you go around telling everyone that they'll know better when their your age?

My gravitas definitely kicked in at 30. And when you’re my age you’ll find out and thus know better. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being one of the great over tanned lyzird types stalking the sand dunes stroking my wrinkle willy and saggy balls over young couples fucking and trying to slip my winkle in every now a again on any the med islands a do pmsl

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Being mortgage-free (again)...

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm looking forward to the days when I become so gullible I believe every word of the Daily Mail and can spend my days tutting about foreigners, young people, footballers wages and modern music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kids leaving home

No longer having to repress my inner curmudgeon

Letting myself go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being hard of hearing and living in my own little bubble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I'm looking forward to being fat and middle-aged and not giving a fuck.. wait....uh oh...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Yeah I'm looking forward to being fat and middle-aged and not giving a fuck.. wait....uh oh...! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iritating and annoying people by pretending to be deaf!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna piss myself in Waitrose

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna piss myself in Waitrose "
your pension will be worth jack shit by that time so I reckon it will be in lidl tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger. "
Take care young lady when dying your hair, in older people it usually turns purple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting to know the One True Kinky Older Woman of my dreams.

We can live in sin (if Catholic) and orchestrate a series of sick, vile, sordid sex fantasies that would make Caligula blush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna piss myself in Waitrose "

You can shoplift too and blame senility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking forward to tutting at young people. And wearing ridiculous outfit/hat combinations. Maybe even a wolf fleece for shits and giggles. And when my hair goes totally silver (or I let it; it might be there already but I dye my roots) dying my hair a virulently artificial reddish ginger. Take care young lady when dying your hair, in older people it usually turns purple."

Lilac you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not feel bad about wearing granny knickers.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jeeze,mate I really hate to tell you this and you won't realise it until it happens.

But one day in your late 20's you go to bed, next thing is you wake up and say what the fuck?

I'm nearly 50 and the last 20 year's are a blur,in your head your still 27 but some snotty nosed twerp is taking the piss out of your weight and doesn't realise that he will be in the same position as you in 20 year's time so you have this very same conversation with him and so it goes on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't give a lots of fucks now, but I'm looking forward to giving less fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeeze,mate I really hate to tell you this and you won't realise it until it happens.

But one day in your late 20's you go to bed, next thing is you wake up and say what the fuck?

I'm nearly 50 and the last 20 year's are a blur,in your head your still 27 but some snotty nosed twerp is taking the piss out of your weight and doesn't realise that he will be in the same position as you in 20 year's time so you have this very same conversation with him and so it goes on...."

I told my daughter that once you get to 21 your life flashed past you and suddenly you're middle aged. When she got into her 30s she said "Mum, you were right" and still brings it up now she's almost 37.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! I'm not 19 still?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!? Not even my 25 year old son, git!! That is mean just thrusting that upon me all of a sudden!

Well apart from Granny cuddles, doing pretty much wtf I like and not giving a shit about who doesn't like me, nor their reasons for doing so, is my favourite bit of getting older....oh and being younger/stronger/fitter than I have ever been...ageing is such a horrible image conjuring word btw

Yes I know I am not actually younger! Before some turnip says something daft!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Fuck! I'm not 19 still?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!? Not even my 25 year old son, git!! That is mean just thrusting that upon me all of a sudden!

Well apart from Granny cuddles, doing pretty much wtf I like and not giving a shit about who doesn't like me, nor their reasons for doing so, is my favourite bit of getting older....oh and being younger/stronger/fitter than I have ever been...ageing is such a horrible image conjuring word btw

Yes I know I am not actually younger! Before some turnip says something daft!

"

Yes to most of that (though I'm not a granny!).

Happier and more content with life than I can remember being.

But I'm not old yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just hoping I'll be less of a slave to my libido!!

Mr Boson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean it's not all true? Seriously?


"I'm looking forward to the days when I become so gullible I believe every word of the Daily Mail and can spend my days tutting about foreigners, young people, footballers wages and modern music."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a grandma.

Nearly there, son has a fiance and a house. Good job. They are saving for a wedding then they want a baby :D

Two/three years i'm told. Cannot wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey OP, if the mid forties count as aging I’m nearly bloody there. So, in that case, I look forward to laughing with my girls at entirely inappropriate things as they are the best bunch of chums a loony deviant could hope for and spending lots more time with Number One Chap. Also I will enjoy ticking things off my road trip clubs I must visit list with either the girls or NOC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do smile at the arrogance of youth sometimes...

But then once I was young and probably wrote complete bollucks look at me threads...

Or would have done if that interwebthingy hadn't been steam driven...

Enjoy OP. You will soon know what you will be wearing when your an old fart of 40+. Far sooner than you could imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already enjoying giving less fucks about what others think of me. It's quite liberating

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"No...period's!"

Its bliss, 6wks ago I paid to have MN killed off Fi xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Things I'm looking forward to when I get older. Well, the free bus pass kicks in at retirement age, so does the heating allowance...currently. Cheap shampoo and set on a Tuesday, coffee morning and whist drives in the church hall. Being pitied and patronized by younger people who imagine all old women are sweet little things I know that will happen because I did it myself. Being called love or darling by everyone in the hospital despite my name being written above my bed (happening to my mum currently). I could go on.

Mostly I'm not looking forward to anything in particular but I'm not dreading it either until I get very old or ill. Then there is much to fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna piss myself in Waitrose "
just think of the poor person who has to clean that up .

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

More wisdom for sure, and I actually can't wait to see myself fully grey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m nearly there: better hunt down those boots!

Surely, bad dress is throughout your life, not because you’re 45

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP if you think 40s is old.....well I’m very very ancient!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I’m nearer 50 than 40. Looking forward to more travelling as I’ll be working less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't say old, I said ageing which isn't the same thing. Put ya teeth back in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half price pie and mash on a Wednesday.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A new set of chompers.

Growing a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already aged, looking forward to the disgracefully part....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Im aging disgracefully but I dont care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im aging disgracefully but I dont care "

There is no fun in ageing gracefully...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Im aging disgracefully but I dont care

There is no fun in ageing gracefully... "

Gracefully disgraceful

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Im aging disgracefully but I dont care

There is no fun in ageing gracefully...

Gracefully disgraceful "

Sounds perfect.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring"

You're still in your early 30's now; a lot could happen between now and 40!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spending more time together Fulfilling our goals and celebrating them together.

Being happy.

Living in the sun.

Just living.

It's been a rough few years for us both and finally in September we'll start our new life together in Turkey!

Our fun is just beginning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely going to get a mobility scooter...get outta the way.

Vroom vroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Retirement and spending my time hopefully being a cool fun granda, lazing in my pyjamas and bed at 8pm, growing an epic beard and take up smoking a pipe.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring"

Hey, why not get bracelets, necklaces, rings and black nail varnish too...Twat did and he loves the new look. Don’t forget to shave your head too...makes you look younger. Then pull a woman 19 years your junior and shag like rabbits...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I didn't say old, I said ageing which isn't the same thing. Put ya teeth back in!"

I’m looking forward to telling little twits ‘oy don’t be rude to someone ‘older’ than you....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't say old, I said ageing which isn't the same thing. Put ya teeth back in!

I’m looking forward to telling little twits ‘oy don’t be rude to someone ‘older’ than you....!"

You can say what you like and get away with it when you're old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tucking my tits in my knickers to keep them warm.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Hitting people with my walking stick and getting away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charging up my mobility scooter.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Farting whenever I want, particularly when in a queue and seeing the reaction! Old, sorry aged people get away with farting in public!

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By *uardiansCouple
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring"

Well I hope they are bleached jeans(straight leg) and the leather jacket is at least 2sizes too big, and if you could complete the look with some faded "love" "hate" tattoos then give us a ring sexy fella we try to avoid dressing like old farts, naked is best anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being able to push to the front of queues and then tut loudly when youngsters complain

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I'm looking forward to being mid 40s and wearing a poor leather jacket with a tight white tshirt stretched over my paunch with blue jeans and brown boots

Might even get an ear-ring

Hey, why not get bracelets, necklaces, rings and black nail varnish too...Twat did and he loves the new look. Don’t forget to shave your head too...makes you look younger. Then pull a woman 19 years your junior and shag like rabbits...

"

Oh forgot the tattoo too - twit Twat twoo lol

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