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"Hair loss?  "Her loss? Nah Fmuma's gain? | |||
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"It's official. Soapy is actually only 5' 1. His ex missus measured him tonight and he even admitted it on the phone. "and that was in his cuban heels ! | |||
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"It's official. Soapy is actually only 5' 1. His ex missus measured him tonight and he even admitted it on the phone. "Was he lying down at the time? | |||
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"It's lies I tells ya A conspiracy between the ex and the bint xx "That reminds me, only 70 or so days to Christmas. | |||
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"It's lies I tells ya A conspiracy between the ex and the bint xx
That reminds me, only 70 or so days to Christmas. "4ft8 or below to be one of the miners 7 apparently.  | |||
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"has he shrunk or was he fibbing all along? "fibbing!! | |||
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"has he shrunk or was he fibbing all along?
fibbing!! "ooooooooh the little devil!!  | |||
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"has he shrunk or was he fibbing all along?
fibbing!! "I was not fibbing i was medically measured 10 years ago at five foot three The day in question i had had a big heavy job on and it was at my ten year old daughters insistence (Fmuma Wendy Bint influence no doubt) that my ex wife measured me with a faulty tape xxx  | |||
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway "Wotever lofty xx | |||
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" Definately no tongues then Soapy, i ain't getting a bad back for anyone xx "
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway
Wotever lofty xx "I did though! but thats cos I had my heels on | |||
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway
Wotever lofty xx
I did though! but thats cos I had my heels on "so did soapy | |||
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway
Wotever lofty xx
I did though! but thats cos I had my heels on
so did soapy"You wernt there xx  | |||
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" Definately no tongues then Soapy, i ain't getting a bad back for anyone xx
Ill bring me box "You can lay in yer shoebox all you like, but still no tongues, anywhere  | |||
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"Hahaha I always thought he was under 5ft anyway
Wotever lofty xx
I did though! but thats cos I had my heels on
so did soapy
You wernt there xx "i didn't need to be it was all over a back copy 'swingers of diminutive stature' magazine i picked up in the doctors last week | |||
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"im 6'1 and the littlest in me family, get the piss taken outa me regularly... giant wankers "Well i sympathise wi ya mate cause im the shortest too Me 10 year old daughters got longer legs than me even though at the min shes shorter xx | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage "Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx "and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds "I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx "how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer.... | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer...."8 track or hi fi???? xx | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer...."nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer....
nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly"Whereas you can balance a drink on anything xx  | |||
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"see,being in water too long does cause shrinkage
Oh yeah fuck id better change me avatar xx
and i much prefer the new one...reminds me why i like cds
I likes cds too much more practical and a better sound quality than vinyl xx
how do you feel about cassettes...this is a make or break question so be careful how you answer....
nah, you can't balance your drink on them properly"whereas make a gnome bend and you have the perfect coffee table | |||
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"He is obviously a *pocket rocket* "Lol that's what two of me very good friends call me xx | |||
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"well you do start to shrink as you get older.... "whats a few inches between friends anyway"... "Oh right old as well now am I lol? | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx"another fib!! | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!! "Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!! "Who needs enemies? | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Who needs enemies? "She's only jealous cause mines bigger than hers xx | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx "Should try it more often.  | |||
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"Everyone is jealous Soapy, they`ve just realised that your one off the very few that can claim "the end of yer cock is only inches from the floor". xx
another fib!!
Keeps you quiet when it's in ya gob xx
Should try it more often. "I would but ya knows what it's like We are nearly married ya know xx | |||
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"emphasis on "nearly" and that could easily change to "never getting"!!!" Yes dear xx | |||
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" "whats a few inches between friends anyway"... "hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts.... | |||
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" "whats a few inches between friends anyway"...
hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts....
"She was on about me height pmsl xx | |||
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" "whats a few inches between friends anyway"...
hey Soapy.. its not the size of the boat,, nor is it the motion of the ocean , its the skill of the navigater in getting the ship into the harbour and hit the right point that counts....
She was on about me height pmsl xx "so was I.. | |||
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"never added an inch, but judging by the guys that seem to get meets on these sites... I might start to!" Taint all about size lol xx | |||
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"never added an inch, but judging by the guys that seem to get meets on these sites... I might start to! Taint all about size lol xx "Lol, peace y'all, just having a little moan mate | |||
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,," humour? That was me being serious | |||
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,," Humour? She don't know the meaning of the word xx | |||
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,, Humour? She don't know the meaning of the word xx "I must do. I'm marrying you ain't I?? | |||
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,, Humour? She don't know the meaning of the word xx
I must do. I'm marrying you ain't I?? " Touché xx | |||
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"soapy and fmumma i love your sence of humour keep it going ,, Humour? She don't know the meaning of the word xx
I must do. I'm marrying you ain't I??
Touché xx"WIKI | |||
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