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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just over-cooked my tesco microwave curry and the rice is crunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did that with supernoodles, they aren't supposed to crunch in your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

fuckit am still eating it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did that with supernoodles, they aren't supposed to crunch in your mouth!"

But taste nice even so?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sounds revolting even before ya overnuked it.

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By *ohn_1086aMan
over a year ago

dorset

so is tescos curry and noodles the worst in the world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just over-cooked my tesco microwave curry and the rice is crunchy"

Made lovely lentil and lamb shank soup this morning before work. Mmm was great to come home to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"just over-cooked my tesco microwave curry and the rice is crunchy

Made lovely lentil and lamb shank soup this morning before work. Mmm was great to come home to."

MMM.. I'd love to sample ur HamShank ben_nice

Of course I dont mind a well done PIE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now soaking up the curry sauce with digestive biscuits...as Im outta bread...tesco 24hrs right next to me but im a lazy fuck

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You fucked up a ready meal?!

Is there no end to your talents?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You fucked up a ready meal?!

Is there no end to your talents?! "

(aside ... . he'll fuck anything.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"now soaking up the curry sauce with digestive biscuits...as Im outta bread...tesco 24hrs right next to me but im a lazy fuck"

Eeeeewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry sauce and digestive biscuits? You'll be saying you eat cold pizza too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You fucked up a ready meal?!

Is there no end to your talents?! "

lol said something about shake midway thru...but i was perving

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

mrs was away i tryed to make a pie er had to hoover up after was flour all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Curry sauce and digestive biscuits? You'll be saying you eat cold pizza too. "

Oh no thanks lol-thats just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus christ,nearly sounds as bad as a wetherspoons meal!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hmmmm can't wait to watch the come dine with me that paddy is in!

What happened to all the bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm can't wait to watch the come dine with me that paddy is in!

What happened to all the bread? "

I used it o dry up a puddle left on my bed honeypot..I ran outta towels and wipes and toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days! "

thanks for that pearl, can that all be done in the microwave tho????- I'm lazy remember!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's hole in my bucket, dear liza ...........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days! "

He'd have to go to the 24 hr supermarket to get all that to put into his overdone rice though Pearl, and he's tooooo lazy to even go for bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days!

He'd have to go to the 24 hr supermarket to get all that to put into his overdone rice though Pearl, and he's tooooo lazy to even go for bread. "

yaaaaaa take na notice, he's just touting fer food parcels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days!

He'd have to go to the 24 hr supermarket to get all that to put into his overdone rice though Pearl, and he's tooooo lazy to even go for bread.

yaaaaaa take na notice, he's just touting fer food parcels."

I'm trying to wrap some home-made broth for him now but it's leaking out through the string.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days!

He'd have to go to the 24 hr supermarket to get all that to put into his overdone rice though Pearl, and he's tooooo lazy to even go for bread.

yaaaaaa take na notice, he's just touting fer food parcels.

I'm trying to wrap some home-made broth for him now but it's leaking out through the string. "

he may be claiming lazy but if you ask him to collect he will be there before you can say "cling film".

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

dear god the guy cant even reheat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just over-cooked my tesco microwave curry and the rice is crunchy"

No too kean on the way you keep red wine at room temperature either Valentino Rossi!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry, rice and digestives, now that is fucked up :D

I got 'told off' for eating chip shop mushy peas on bread with a crumbled flake and mint sauce on the top, although I may have put some strawberry jam on the bread first, but I have an excuse :p

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I quite like crunchy rice actually.

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

He should try a slow cooker....cant go wrong with that...slow and gentle.

In fact its the oral sex of the culinary world

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"mrs was away i tryed to make a pie er had to hoover up after was flour all over "

next time come here...i do a mean steak pie!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"He should try a slow cooker....cant go wrong with that..."

It's Paddy... everything could go wrong!!!

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I always put a bit of water over the top of rice in ready meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did that with a dessert on Sunday, smoke billowing out everywhere and had to call the fire brigade Least they put 2 new smoke detectors in though incredibly sensitive to steam from the bathroom and my microwave is sat outside on the patio so the money I made from a car boot in the morning......... well I don't need to say do I

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

Why do nuked TV dinners?? I can do a curry and rice from scratch in 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Burnt/dried/overcooked rice can be turned into rice soup/congee by boiling it slowly with lots of water until it is mushy.

Then add bits and pieces such as chicken, beef, vegetable, etc., add some chopped spring onions, a glug of sesame seeds, and some sesame oil, some vegetable stock power or just season with salt and pepper to taste.

Very simple and comforting to eat on wet and cold days!

thanks for that pearl, can that all be done in the microwave tho????- I'm lazy remember!!!"

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I have never tried it in a microwave, so I cannot advise, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do nuked TV dinners?? I can do a curry and rice from scratch in 15 minutes "

U had to do dishes dint u!???- sakes when will these bloody people learn...am lazy FFS! lol

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