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I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast... 
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck "Thanks ill need it  | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it "Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us! | |||
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"I hope you both have a super time  "Thank you gorgeous. Long time no see x | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us! "3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
"She sounds like a proper bloke. Have you had a croissant with your coffee? | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
She sounds like a proper bloke. Have you had a croissant with your coffee?"Nah egg sandwich, still at the airport. It’ll be croissant tomorrow though  | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk "Haha!! Have a brilliant time x | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk
Haha!!
Have a brilliant time x"We intend to x | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk
Haha!!
Have a brilliant time x
We intend to x"Just remember I'm not there to pick/hold you up when you're d*unk, stroke your hair or feed you | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk
Haha!!
Have a brilliant time x
We intend to x
Just remember I'm not there to pick/hold you up when you're d*unk, stroke your hair or feed you "Haha I’ll remember  I’ve not been drinking | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk
Haha!!
Have a brilliant time x
We intend to x
Just remember I'm not there to pick/hold you up when you're d*unk, stroke your hair or feed you
Haha I’ll remember I’ve not been drinking "...since the flight this morning. Actually that’s an achievement well done love
We went on the equivalent of the London eye. Laughed hysterically. Well that will apply all weekend to be fair. Then I took her to learn how to be a better bottom... | |||
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"We may as well have a thread...no doubt we’ll be looking for dates or pic ideas
I’m topped up on coffee now so make more sense. Oh fuck...but she’s got a pint of cider before breakfast...
good luck
Thanks ill need it
Haha says you! Think we may need a minder or something to organise us!
3 pints down and we’re not on the flight yet...fuuuuccckkk
Haha!!
Have a brilliant time x
We intend to x
Just remember I'm not there to pick/hold you up when you're d*unk, stroke your hair or feed you
Haha I’ll remember I’ve not been drinking
...since the flight this morning. Actually that’s an achievement well done love
We went on the equivalent of the London eye. Laughed hysterically. Well that will apply all weekend to be fair. Then I took her to learn how to be a better bottom... "And my flirty skills appear to be rusty, I failed to get us a ride in a Ferrari, now who’s going to help me with my issue of flirting? | |||
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"Impressive talent holding two glasses of wine with one hand...But then she deserves it having been strung up by me all day lol. " Glad you’re both enjoying yourselves | |||
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"Impressive talent holding two glasses of wine with one hand...But then she deserves it having been strung up by me all day lol. Glad you’re both enjoying yourselves "So much pain that goes with shibari, I’m fatally wasted | |||
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"Impressive talent holding two glasses of wine with one hand...But then she deserves it having been strung up by me all day lol. Glad you’re both enjoying yourselves
So much pain that goes with shibari, I’m fatally wasted "Fatally wasted? Fucking ell love that’s not the shibari but ythe alcohol!! I let her out alone and she made new friends, went to a house party, came back pissed, annoyed the hotel man, then made him laugh, then danced with the food tray so he took it off her, tried to eat hard bread but failed, smashed a glass, spent 10 mins picking up the pieces (with requisite hiccup after each piece), told me the story of her night for the third time, or was that fourth hmmm, then finally went to sleep. Luckily for me she didn’t fart again but there’s still time! Now I hear the lullaby of her snores. They’re not as bad as mine though so I’ll get my revenge in the morning...
And I’ll make the shibari hurt tomorrow... | |||
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"Have fun I absolutely loved Paris If only i knew you were going "There's a reason why people don't tell us things. | |||
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"Impressive talent holding two glasses of wine with one hand...But then she deserves it having been strung up by me all day lol. Glad you’re both enjoying yourselves
So much pain that goes with shibari, I’m fatally wasted
Fatally wasted? Fucking ell love that’s not the shibari but ythe alcohol!! I let her out alone and she made new friends, went to a house party, came back pissed, annoyed the hotel man, then made him laugh, then danced with the food tray so he took it off her, tried to eat hard bread but failed, smashed a glass, spent 10 mins picking up the pieces (with requisite hiccup after each piece), told me the story of her night for the third time, or was that fourth hmmm, then finally went to sleep. Luckily for me she didn’t fart again but there’s still time! Now I hear the lullaby of her snores. They’re not as bad as mine though so I’ll get my revenge in the morning...
And I’ll make the shibari hurt tomorrow... "Sounds like you are having an awesome weekend! Enjoy xx | |||
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"Impressive talent holding two glasses of wine with one hand...But then she deserves it having been strung up by me all day lol. Glad you’re both enjoying yourselves
So much pain that goes with shibari, I’m fatally wasted
Fatally wasted? Fucking ell love that’s not the shibari but ythe alcohol!! I let her out alone and she made new friends, went to a house party, came back pissed, annoyed the hotel man, then made him laugh, then danced with the food tray so he took it off her, tried to eat hard bread but failed, smashed a glass, spent 10 mins picking up the pieces (with requisite hiccup after each piece), told me the story of her night for the third time, or was that fourth hmmm, then finally went to sleep. Luckily for me she didn’t fart again but there’s still time! Now I hear the lullaby of her snores. They’re not as bad as mine though so I’ll get my revenge in the morning...
And I’ll make the shibari hurt tomorrow... "Now that sounds like a good time is being had...except the farting...Bitch has a very noisy bottom when she’s pissed...fortunately she’s just snoring now...mouth open, dribbling... | |||
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