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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all lie, sometimes big ones, sometimes little white ones, sometimes we don't even know we're doing it!

What was the last lie you told?

Are you good at telling lies and are you good at telling when other people aren't being honest?

What would happen if we were incapable of lying?

If you could ask one person one question and they HAD to tell the truth what would it be?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Apparently I’m ‘painfully honest’ but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not. I don’t like lies.

Of course I also believe in being kind so if one were to ask if their bum looks big I’d be kind rather than be wholly honest.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently I’m ‘painfully honest’ but I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not. I don’t like lies.

Of course I also believe in being kind so if one were to ask if their bum looks big I’d be kind rather than be wholly honest. "

Unless the arse in question was fabulous, in which case I’d lick it.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I may have just started a whole new thread based on a whopper.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't lie at all as a rule (apart from ticking the box that says I have read the terms and conditions!) and I am pretty good at knowing when other people are lying, I 'feel' it quite often.

I think the world would be a better place without any lying - but you would need kindness and diplomacy, and the right to 'take the fifth' sometimes.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I may have just started a whole new thread based on a whopper. "

All the newbies are being so nice to you too, shame one you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always gets me in trouble when I tell the truth oops

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m not clever enough to tell lies, it all gets too complicated and I would forget what I said in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I lie a lot- some people call it bullshit. I never let the truth get in the way of a good story. I’m pretty good at it which means people sometimes find it difficult to know whether I’m being serious or ironic or just talking shite. I can usually work out the truths in what people are saying, but truth is relative really and absolutes are generally not absolute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To tell if someone is lying start by saying 'no point lying, I can always tell, your top lip doesn't move when you lie....' then watch their mouth do strange things if they tell a porky

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I may have just started a whole new thread based on a whopper. "

I just noticed! You're naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To tell if someone is lying start by saying 'no point lying, I can always tell, your top lip doesn't move when you lie....' then watch their mouth do strange things if they tell a porky

Peach x"

Haha! That's genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often lie to myself about how many calories when in that giant bar of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To tell if someone is lying start by saying 'no point lying, I can always tell, your top lip doesn't move when you lie....' then watch their mouth do strange things if they tell a porky

Peach x

Haha! That's genius! "

Derren brown, the power of suggestion, the fun you can have

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To tell if someone is lying start by saying 'no point lying, I can always tell, your top lip doesn't move when you lie....' then watch their mouth do strange things if they tell a porky

Peach x"

Brilliant

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I may have just started a whole new thread based on a whopper.

All the newbies are being so nice to you too, shame one you!! "

I don't even feel guilty!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I may have just started a whole new thread based on a whopper.

All the newbies are being so nice to you too, shame one you!!

I don't even feel guilty! "

Brazen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an awful liar but completely naive when being lied to. The stuff I’ve fallen for is ridiculous.

I digress. Mostly I lie to myself about how I’m feeling/coping but the smokescreen helps move me along from one thing to another. The last lie I told was last night when I said I liked oysters. Bleugh. I have no idea why I said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chatting about therapeutic lies in training at work the other week - we do it all the time without thinking it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My customer asked me if I minded moving a radiator that they had already asked me to move once before... just as I was finishing... And I said it was fine. No really. Honestly. Absolutely FINE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chatting about therapeutic lies in training at work the other week - we do it all the time without thinking it seems "

What classes as a therapeutic lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chatting about therapeutic lies in training at work the other week - we do it all the time without thinking it seems

What classes as a therapeutic lie?"

i work with severe dementia sufferers - they might ask where their mum is - we might say at the shops -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chatting about therapeutic lies in training at work the other week - we do it all the time without thinking it seems

What classes as a therapeutic lie?

i work with severe dementia sufferers - they might ask where their mum is - we might say at the shops - "

Ah thanks for the clarification. I suppose these become quite second nature in your job. Lying can be kinder than the truth.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Im shite at lying, i blush and cant maintain eye contact.

Last lie i told was that the car wash was shut, in truth i just forgot (for the third week) to go get the car washed.

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

We lie every time we go out swinging by telling the kids we're off to the pub, or visiting friends

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