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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just heard mentioned on the radio that we might stand a better chance of winning medals at the winter Olympics if standing outside hospitals smoking was introduced as a sport!

What other sports could we introduce to tip the balance more in our favour and, up our chances of bringing home more of those shiny medals?

Maybe pie eating or yard (sorry, 0.9144 meters) of ale.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

We would win the gold medal for saying sorry even when it's not our fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing for hours in a queue

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Moaning about the weather

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By *eedsandyMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Standing for hours in a queue "

We'd nail the queuing medal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing for hours in a queue

We'd nail the queuing medal."

And the tutting, inner rage and shaking the head disapprovingly but not actually saying anything if anyone does barge in at the front medal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting outside pubs was mentioned

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!"

Is Russia a banned word ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dithering whilst shopping in asdas....gold medal

I punched a woman last week in asdas,kept getting in my way,she nearly fell out of her wheelchair

And it was her 93rd birthday

#feltbad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing

Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing

Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone"

So true

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Being offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are gold medal winners on our roads every day, going from the 3rd lane to the slip road at speed ?? No one can touch the Brits for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dithering whilst shopping in asdas....gold medal

I punched a woman last week in asdas,kept getting in my way,she nearly fell out of her wheelchair

And it was her 93rd birthday

#feltbad"

#wasobviouslyaskingforit

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

throwing litter in the streets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braking hard for speed cameras and then speeding up again.

The co ordination skills and speed of reactions involved make this worthy of being an Olympic event

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Opening stores with 6 tills, then only having one operator so everyone has to use the self checkout ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry

What do you want?

Anything

Chinese?

No

Indian?

Nah

Pizza?

Not in the mood.

Some women will retain the gold medal each Olympics if this were a sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stubbornly expecting everyone else to speak English when we go abroad.

On a more sporty note... what about bog snorkeling, wife carrying, nob throwing and shin kicking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit faced Olympics. Gold every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being offended. "
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I'm offended at you insinuating were a nation of snowflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!"

I think Jamaica would wipe the floor with us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoking cannabis. You smell it everywhere. Although it might be a close run thing with that country that got banned for doped athletes, who then were allowed to enter athletes independently, and they apparently found one to be doped!

I think Jamaica would wipe the floor with us "

With Holland a close 2nd... could be a bronze in it for us though!

2nd loser isn't bad is it?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Welly wanging,

Carrying a flaming tar barrel, on your shoulders the furthest.

Waiting in a queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing for hours in a queue "

This!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Welly wanging,

Carrying a flaming tar barrel, on your shoulders the furthest.

Waiting in a queue."

How about wanging a welly whilst queueing with a flaming tar barrel on your shoulders?

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Women’s gold medal- shopping for 7 hours going into every shop in the arcade and going back to the first shop and buying 1 thing

Men’s gold medal- saying “I’m bored” the most times in said 7 hours and playing on their phone"

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