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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Things you can say about your car/truck/bike but not your partner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Argh...WHOSE LINE? Not WHO'S LINE?

Anyway...grammatical fuck-up aside, BEGIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they're a "clapped out old banger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beautiful lines and drives like a sewing machine.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That they're a "clapped out old banger"

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Sounds like how I feel today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That they're a "clapped out old banger"

Sounds like how I feel today

I like bangers slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll trade it in for a younger model xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're a bit rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The back end is smashed right in! We'll have to write her off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That they're a "clapped out old banger"

Sounds like how I feel today

I like bangers slim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just sticking my dipstick in this wet hole .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My favourite from the original:

"Wow...you can fit four in there!"

And

"She's small, but when you get her up to speed, she makes one hell of a noise..."

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm going to stick the plug in & turn her on (electric car, naturally)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drag race then down a quarter mile under a min

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to stick the plug in & turn her on (electric car, naturally) "

Naturally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kickstart gets her motor running

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

"I'm only filling her up once a fortnight since the last price rise..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shove your stuff in the boot

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Needs a bloody good clean. It's stinking inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overheated and dumped its fluid all over the road.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

She was a good ride but definitely bottomed out at 40 , pity she's got no top end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll never fit in that gap!

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

She'll go Like fuck on the green just don't shoot up the back alley it'll get messy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a write off but I'll just get a replacement with the insurance pay off

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

"I thought I'd save myself some hassle and get a local bloke to service her, but I found out later he'd had her all over town, someone even saw them have a rear-ender in McDonalds car park.. "

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Bucket in the front , safe as houses mate ,5 point safety harness is fitted .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Common as muck but goes like the clappers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever takes me to the supermarket or to work. We never go anywhere nice like we used to.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Fill her up if you take her for a spin..

hmm, well I some might say that. hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Things you can say about your car/truck/bike but not your partner...

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isn't she a beauty

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Jump on an give her a kick for me see if you can get her going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's seen a few miles but she's still a good runner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't like to get blown from the sidewinds.

A nippy little thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't take long to fill up and will go for miles

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Loads have had her , she's been serviced regularly though and it's well documented.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads have had her , she's been serviced regularly though and it's well documented.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Loads have had her , she's been serviced regularly though and it's well documented.

;-)

Yeh course she's got a dump valve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adjusted her springs today she's gonna be a much better ride

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I’m sick of her bad compression always spits out so much when it starts

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

One careful owner, bit of damage to the bodywork, but can still go like the clappers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costs a bloody fortune to run.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

She can't half go an she's grippy as fuck , you can throw her at anything an she'll handle it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave the damn thing out on the street all night.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

For sale one clapped out run down rusty exhaust system has a little bit of life left in it but to loose for my compression requirements

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's got the biggest gearshift you've ever seen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just leave it unlocked. It's not as though anyone is going to nick that heap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a good oiling and she goes for hours

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Next time I have to pull out my dip stick and find it dry as a bone I’m going to have to check the oil sump

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

When you first take her out, lots of smooth gear changes but lately seems to be sticking in some. Spacious boot and soft top despite several bang's, genuine miles. Needs work can go as parts

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I like to take her to the Croatians on a Sunday morning for a good sponge over

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I wish someone would take it on the field an torch the fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs a lot better once the ch#kes in fully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked under the hood and omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked under the hood and omg

Were the piston's nice ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I looked under the hood and omg

Were the piston's nice ?

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oh yea baby 8 cylinders going at full throttle

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