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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

here we go

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go"

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad

Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it

B for bum

Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert"

he had felix "

I was wondering where that fecker had gone

Start were we left

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon "

there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon "

Holds nose...yeah I agree

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest"

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad

Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it

B for bum

Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert"

he had felix

I was wondering where that fecker had gone

Start were we left"

Poor Felix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint! "

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too "

Yeah, sorry bout that....should I let hubby up now?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too

Yeah, sorry bout that....should I let hubby up now?.... "

The man's a saint

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too

Yeah, sorry bout that....should I let hubby up now?....

The man's a saint "

He is....a saint with a green face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too

Yeah, sorry bout that....should I let hubby up now?....

The man's a saint

He is....a saint with a green face! "

I think you've knock _oddy out with it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"here we go

Hahaha Don't tell everyone, they'll all want a look Yes Mistress, think it was the salmon there was nothing wrong with that salmon m&s finest

It makes me trump which is why I took my nightie off, coz it gets trapped and nearly makes me faint!

Why you think I'm holding my nose shut

Feck me I was going light headed too

Yeah, sorry bout that....should I let hubby up now?....

The man's a saint

He is....a saint with a green face!

I think you've knock _oddy out with it"

Oh no I've got a cork somewhere, maybe that will help

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right lovelies, loving you and leaving you, na night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right lovelies, loving you and leaving you, na night xx"

Na night sami xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

creeps in sees mistress conked out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out"

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out"

Thats was the pillows...been up for nearly 2 hours

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy? "

look in the larder

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Thats was the pillows...been up for nearly 2 hours "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy? "

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy? look in the larder"

Empty...all gone..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am "

Maybe try bourbons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy? look in the larder"

Nah I ate them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons "

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars "

sami missed em but i didnt

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars "

No I found them....are they still there.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars sami missed em but i didnt"

Did you take the sticky finger fudge as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars

No I found them....are they still there..... "

Ave but you both missed the tesco Belgium chocolate Christmas tree ice lollys in the freezer.. 10p for a box of 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars sami missed em but i didnt

Did you take the sticky finger fudge as well? "

I wish she'd have taken that funny fecking smell that is still lingering

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars

No I found them....are they still there.....

Ave but you both missed the tesco Belgium chocolate Christmas tree ice lollys in the freezer.. 10p for a box of 4 "

Nope, check the freezer....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars sami missed em but i didnt

Did you take the sticky finger fudge as well?

I wish she'd have taken that funny fecking smell that is still lingering "

Does it smell like a dead rat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars sami missed em but i didnt

Did you take the sticky finger fudge as well?

I wish she'd have taken that funny fecking smell that is still lingering

Does it smell like a dead rat? "

Then throw in a dead skunk....and your getting there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in sees mistress conked out

Any custard creams about, Voddy?

Nah the feckers never worked last night....tossed and turned til 3.am

Maybe try bourbons

Stopped buying the feckers...tesco are charging too much...but you missed the galaxy chocolate bars sami missed em but i didnt

Did you take the sticky finger fudge as well?

I wish she'd have taken that funny fecking smell that is still lingering

Does it smell like a dead rat?

Then throw in a dead skunk....and your getting there"

Funny ...hubby said something similar last night....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" "

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby? "

Good evening Mistress, what's happening in Whitby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby?

Good evening Mistress, what's happening in Whitby? "

Green arrow....and give the fecker a bump

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby?

Good evening Mistress, what's happening in Whitby?

Green arrow....and give the fecker a bump "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby?

Good evening Mistress, what's happening in Whitby?

Green arrow....and give the fecker a bump

Done "

Cheers sami....your invite is in there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Good evening _amiss...can't I tempt you to whitby?

Good evening Mistress, what's happening in Whitby?

Green arrow....and give the fecker a bump

Done

Cheers sami....your invite is in there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's the jiffy tummy sami?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening gals 40 minutes left to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening gals 40 minutes left to go"

Passes in no time...have a ciggy and be even quicker

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening gals 40 minutes left to go

Passes in no time...have a ciggy and be even quicker"

that's what I'm doing now I've put the bags out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"How's the jiffy tummy sami?"

On a serious note, I have been taking a natural product which is easing the situation. Am waiting for appointment to see gastric specialist, could be 3 months, not looking forward to endoscopy though. Blood results yesterday, thyroid, B12 and full blood count, all satisfactory Sorry to go on!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening gals 40 minutes left to go"

Evening lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's the jiffy tummy sami?

On a serious note, I have been taking a natural product which is easing the situation. Am waiting for appointment to see gastric specialist, could be 3 months, not looking forward to endoscopy though. Blood results yesterday, thyroid, B12 and full blood count, all satisfactory Sorry to go on! "

Aw I don't blame you...I've have had one of them cameras up and one down. I never enjoyed it at all...I've never fact that's why I'm not fab straight

But that's good news on thyroid and bloods

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"How's the jiffy tummy sami?

On a serious note, I have been taking a natural product which is easing the situation. Am waiting for appointment to see gastric specialist, could be 3 months, not looking forward to endoscopy though. Blood results yesterday, thyroid, B12 and full blood count, all satisfactory Sorry to go on!

Aw I don't blame you...I've have had one of them cameras up and one down. I never enjoyed it at all...I've never fact that's why I'm not fab straight

But that's good news on thyroid and bloods "

Yes, got to go with it, need to know what's going on. Yes, pleased with the blood results, as is my Gp

Popping off for a while, catcha later. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's the jiffy tummy sami?

On a serious note, I have been taking a natural product which is easing the situation. Am waiting for appointment to see gastric specialist, could be 3 months, not looking forward to endoscopy though. Blood results yesterday, thyroid, B12 and full blood count, all satisfactory Sorry to go on!

Aw I don't blame you...I've have had one of them cameras up and one down. I never enjoyed it at all...I've never fact that's why I'm not fab straight

But that's good news on thyroid and bloods

Yes, got to go with it, need to know what's going on. Yes, pleased with the blood results, as is my Gp

Popping off for a while, catcha later. xx"

Laters sami x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Waiting for bus on a early shift tomorrow

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight"

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sheep tonight"

do you think it will let you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight"

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet "

wig wam bam or little willy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet wig wam bam or little willy "

Definitely wig wam bam

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet wig wam bam or little willy

Definitely wig wam bam "

yeah a little willy is no good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet wig wam bam or little willy

Definitely wig wam bam yeah a little willy is no good"

Nope, not to me!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wonders what sami is cooking us tonight

I'll probably be in bed by the time she turns up...need a good night's sleep tonight

Oi! Cooking a nice salad and jacket potato tonight, with pulled pork. Who's doing sweet wig wam bam or little willy

Definitely wig wam bam yeah a little willy is no good

Nope, not to me! "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ggggggggg 1/4 to 5 dont have to be up yet but im awake

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

God its freezing and the chuffer was late

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"God its freezing and the chuffer was late"

It is freezing, Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"God its freezing and the chuffer was late

It is freezing, Voddy "

not to bad now I'm on way home

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"God its freezing and the chuffer was late

It is freezing, Voddy not to bad now I'm on way home "

Ah good!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken "
follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? "

yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere"

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose"

Sorry I have the crispy skin, coveted in oregano, pepper and garlic

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? "

Hey Paul yeah it was that naughty Voddy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose

Sorry I have the crispy skin, coveted in oregano, pepper and garlic "

crys

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)"

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose

Sorry I have the crispy skin, coveted in oregano, pepper and garlic crys"

Ooh, I can see a little bit left....would you like it?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose

Sorry I have the crispy skin, coveted in oregano, pepper and garlic crys

Ooh, I can see a little bit left....would you like it? "

pretty please

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all. At work, settling in to a hopefully quiet night.

Everyone behaving?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes sami a spiced apple muffin

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quiet in 'ere innit Off to carve the chicken follows sami bagsy the skin mistress will have the parsons nose

Sorry I have the crispy skin, coveted in oregano, pepper and garlic crys

Ooh, I can see a little bit left....would you like it? pretty please"

It's yours

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them "

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have "

what size are you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all. At work, settling in to a hopefully quiet night.

Everyone behaving? "

Iain, I am always behaving, don't listen to that Voddy

Hope you have a quiet night. Do you work at a hotel?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes sami a spiced apple muffin"

Ooh nom nom

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami"

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have "

Ooh...I don't know about that...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all. At work, settling in to a hopefully quiet night.

Everyone behaving?

Iain, I am always behaving, don't listen to that Voddy

Hope you have a quiet night. Do you work at a hotel? "

Yes. I'm a Night Manager.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you"

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame! "

you know i always behave until sami leads me astray

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all. At work, settling in to a hopefully quiet night.

Everyone behaving?

Iain, I am always behaving, don't listen to that Voddy

Hope you have a quiet night. Do you work at a hotel?

Yes. I'm a Night Manager."

Ooh...did you watch that tv series.loved it!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that....."

he cant mean us as we dont wear any

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame! "

She does it all the the time Iain

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any "

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum "

he pinched half me muffin

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

what size are you"

Umm about a 28" waist... I'm not intending to be wearing women's knickers tho!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

what size are you

Umm about a 28" waist... I'm not intending to be wearing women's knickers tho! "

size 14 then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum he pinched half me muffin"

Little sh**

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

what size are you

Umm about a 28" waist... I'm not intending to be wearing women's knickers tho! "

Me neither Paul!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum he pinched half me muffin

Little sh** "

now hes looking like butter butter wouldent melt giving me fusses and he needent think hes doing that at half four in morning like he did this morning i knew if i went back to sleep then i wouldent hear alarm at half five

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that... "

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame! you know i always behave until sami leads me astray"

Note! Easily led! Gullible?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain "

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum he pinched half me muffin

Little sh** now hes looking like butter butter wouldent melt giving me fusses and he needent think hes doing that at half four in morning like he did this morning i knew if i went back to sleep then i wouldent hear alarm at half five"

Ah, Bert sounds lovely...I want one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that...

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely "

Well you do surprise me, hey...their loss!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have what size are you

Pssst.....don't think Paul meant that.....he cant mean us as we dont wear any

I know, saves on the washing doesn't it Cats (Bert's) bum he pinched half me muffin

Little sh** now hes looking like butter butter wouldent melt giving me fusses and he needent think hes doing that at half four in morning like he did this morning i knew if i went back to sleep then i wouldent hear alarm at half five"

Mmmm! I can organise wake up calls if you wish.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

what size are you

Umm about a 28" waist... I'm not intending to be wearing women's knickers tho!

size 14 then"

Nearer a 10 tyvm

Maybe was a 32" / 14 a couple of months ago before I was 'ill'

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!"

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

what size are you

Umm about a 28" waist... I'm not intending to be wearing women's knickers tho!

size 14 then

Nearer a 10 tyvm

Maybe was a 32" / 14 a couple of months ago before I was 'ill'

"

Ah, bless ya...wish I was a 10 again

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them "

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know."

Gosh, yes I do Iain, what's happening?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know."

im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that...

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely

Well you do surprise me, hey...their loss! "

Well it's my loss relly, their getting it from anyone else but me.

Maybe it's time for a profile makeover... And a Me makeover?!... open to sensible suggestions...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.

Gosh, yes I do Iain, what's happening?"

When I had my fall in early December and fell flat on my back, the recent MRI scan reveals that one on my lower vertebrae compressed itself and in doing so, has trapped a nerve or nerves.

There wasn't any fracture, thankfully but my recurring pain plus periodic mild pins & needles on both feet the results.

I'm now going to be referred to a Spine Specialist.

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that...

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely

Well you do surprise me, hey...their loss!

Well it's my loss relly, their getting it from anyone else but me.

Maybe it's time for a profile makeover... And a Me makeover?!... open to sensible suggestions... "

nothing wrong with your profile

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it"

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.

Gosh, yes I do Iain, what's happening?

When I had my fall in early December and fell flat on my back, the recent MRI scan reveals that one on my lower vertebrae compressed itself and in doing so, has trapped a nerve or nerves.

There wasn't any fracture, thankfully but my recurring pain plus periodic mild pins & needles on both feet the results.

I'm now going to be referred to a Spine Specialist."

Ouch...not good, maybe an operation then? Thank goodness it wasn't fractured!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that...

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely

Well you do surprise me, hey...their loss!

Well it's my loss relly, their getting it from anyone else but me.

Maybe it's time for a profile makeover... And a Me makeover?!... open to sensible suggestions... "

I think its fine as it is and you are too. You are sounding a bit more positive, I'm pleased to say!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.

Gosh, yes I do Iain, what's happening?

When I had my fall in early December and fell flat on my back, the recent MRI scan reveals that one on my lower vertebrae compressed itself and in doing so, has trapped a nerve or nerves.

There wasn't any fracture, thankfully but my recurring pain plus periodic mild pins & needles on both feet the results.

I'm now going to be referred to a Spine Specialist.

Ouch...not good, maybe an operation then? Thank goodness it wasn't fractured! "

Who knows what will happen next? But my GP has put together an Info pack giving me hints and tips on helping ease my back and recurring pain plus helping me with sleeping longer each day; I will collect that pack tomorrow. Plus he's liaising with my Physio about a non impact exercise regime.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive."

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

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over a year ago

There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening lovelies

Did somebody say naked Sami? yeah shes lost all her clouthes somewhere

I bet mistress has nicked 'em (ninja)

She nicks all my nice clothes, don't know why, she can't get in any of them

Meow

She's got more chance of getting in a pair of women's knickers than I have

Ooh...I don't know about that...

You must know something I don't then cos I know very few women and none of them are even slightly interested in being more than friends at best

Just call me Mr.Lonely

Well you do surprise me, hey...their loss!

Well it's my loss relly, their getting it from anyone else but me.

Maybe it's time for a profile makeover... And a Me makeover?!... open to sensible suggestions... nothing wrong with your profile"

Have you considered attending the new HU9 club in Hull?

I'm going next week when back home in, ironically. HU9.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.

Gosh, yes I do Iain, what's happening?

When I had my fall in early December and fell flat on my back, the recent MRI scan reveals that one on my lower vertebrae compressed itself and in doing so, has trapped a nerve or nerves.

There wasn't any fracture, thankfully but my recurring pain plus periodic mild pins & needles on both feet the results.

I'm now going to be referred to a Spine Specialist.

Ouch...not good, maybe an operation then? Thank goodness it wasn't fractured!

Who knows what will happen next? But my GP has put together an Info pack giving me hints and tips on helping ease my back and recurring pain plus helping me with sleeping longer each day; I will collect that pack tomorrow. Plus he's liaising with my Physio about a non impact exercise regime."

It's all about pain management now, isn't it? My Hubby's been there, so I know what you're talking about

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then! "

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter "

Hello you. What you talking about?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you? "

Aaw, please do, Iain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about? "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you?

Aaw, please do, Iain "

Oh! Goody!

(Starts rubbing hands with glee! Must check car is ready at a moments' notice!)

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you?

Aaw, please do, Iain

Oh! Goody!

(Starts rubbing hands with glee! Must check car is ready at a moments' notice!) "

Haha You be careful with that bad back!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

"

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!"

YES

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you?

Aaw, please do, Iain

Oh! Goody!

(Starts rubbing hands with glee! Must check car is ready at a moments' notice!)

Haha You be careful with that bad back! "

When it comes to the ladies, I'll put up with the pain!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!

YES "

Sort him out plus Double tranquilizers!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening handsome well i am dont know bout sami

You? Behaving?!?! And casting doubts on Sami? Shame!

She does it all the the time Iain

You poor thing! As to your question about the Night Manager on TV? I never saw it. I was working!!!!

Ah, it was great...lots of nasty men though...and you're not one of them

Nasty doesn't appear in my vocabulary! Perpetual coward that I am.

Got word today about what is causing my back pain, if you want to know.im annoyed it took em long enough to find it

Well, my local hospital is generally very good but their conduct on this occasion was a 1 minute physical check.

The Hospital Physiotherapist and my GP have been more proactive.

NHS is difficult at the moment, I know....got to wait 3 months for an appointment, hope I don't conk out before then!

Local hospital is small and compact, but has everything!

If you feel you're going to conk out, shall I come round to support you?

Aaw, please do, Iain

Oh! Goody!

(Starts rubbing hands with glee! Must check car is ready at a moments' notice!)

Haha You be careful with that bad back!

When it comes to the ladies, I'll put up with the pain! "

Well done

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!

YES

Sort him out plus Double tranquilizers! "

Try me best

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!

YES

Sort him out plus Double tranquilizers!

Try me best "

I'll leave you to it!

I've got to go; work beckons. Have a safe night!

I.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"There's fun and just taking the piss...I think last night fell into the latter

Hello you. What you talking about?

He's forgotten his medications yet again!

Nurse!!!!

YES

Sort him out plus Double tranquilizers!

Try me best

I'll leave you to it!

I've got to go; work beckons. Have a safe night!

I."

Ok Iain, have a good shift

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday "

Morning Eenie! Have a lovely weekend. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday

Morning Eenie! Have a lovely weekend. xx"

Hi _amiss, it's gonna be a busy one I think xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday

Morning Eenie! Have a lovely weekend. xx

Hi _amiss, it's gonna be a busy one I think xx"

Ooh, what's your plans and how is dad now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday

Morning Eenie! Have a lovely weekend. xx

Hi _amiss, it's gonna be a busy one I think xx

Ooh, what's your plans and how is dad now? "

He's still in hospital which is why it's going to be busy... Bleary eyes and stressed about him at the moment xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, enough of me, how are you Samiss? xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... Bloody stressful week, thank gawd it's Friday

Morning Eenie! Have a lovely weekend. xx

Hi _amiss, it's gonna be a busy one I think xx

Ooh, what's your plans and how is dad now?

He's still in hospital which is why it's going to be busy... Bleary eyes and stressed about him at the moment xx"

Ah bless you darling, he's in the best place, they are a worry aren't they?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyway, enough of me, how are you Samiss? xxx"

Yes I'm quite well Eenie. Quiet weekend for us. Too cold to do much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway, enough of me, how are you Samiss? xxx

Yes I'm quite well Eenie. Quiet weekend for us. Too cold to do much! "

You're not wrong there!! I shall be indoors as much as possible

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyway, enough of me, how are you Samiss? xxx

Yes I'm quite well Eenie. Quiet weekend for us. Too cold to do much!

You're not wrong there!! I shall be indoors as much as possible "

Me too

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Tis a bit quiet...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I'm on way home from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis a bit quiet..."

Just a tad

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sami must be in the bog

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami must be in the bog"

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags "

I need that face palm emoji

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

I need that face palm emoji "

You know you love me! And I have only worn those knickers for 3 days so they're fairly clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

I need that face palm emoji

You know you love me! And I have only worn those knickers for 3 days so they're fairly clean "

Were they meant to have a brown stripe in the middle?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

I need that face palm emoji

You know you love me! And I have only worn those knickers for 3 days so they're fairly clean

Were they meant to have a brown stripe in the middle? "

Yes...to match yours. Oh...they are yours...sorry

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

I need that face palm emoji

You know you love me! And I have only worn those knickers for 3 days so they're fairly clean

Were they meant to have a brown stripe in the middle?

Yes...to match yours. Oh...they are yours...sorry "

Nah its only my Y Fronts have that...my little silky numbers are spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them"

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sami must be in the bog

Comes in waving white knickers.run out of flags

I need that face palm emoji

You know you love me! And I have only worn those knickers for 3 days so they're fairly clean

Were they meant to have a brown stripe in the middle?

Yes...to match yours. Oh...they are yours...sorry

Nah its only my Y Fronts have that...my little silky numbers are spotless "

These are y fronts...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby "

Or even Whitby

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby "

and blackpool

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby and blackpool "

Is mistress dancing in the tower ballroom?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby and blackpool

Is mistress dancing in the tower ballroom? "

brendans replacement

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes mistress a pr that has kiss me quick grope me slowly on them

Jeez I'm going to need them for ehitby and blackpool

Is mistress dancing in the tower ballroom? brendans replacement"

Yep, good choice

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Bored....bored...bored bored bored

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bored....bored...bored bored bored"

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Bored....bored...bored bored bored

"

theres a new guy joined at work

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bored....bored...bored bored bored

theres a new guy joined at work

"

Ooh, is he lush?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Bored....bored...bored bored bored

theres a new guy joined at work

Ooh, is he lush? "

mmmmmmm shames hes only 18

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bored....bored...bored bored bored

theres a new guy joined at work

Ooh, is he lush? mmmmmmm shames hes only 18"

Oh...that is a shame....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Triple gussets needed today bloody freezing out mind you it is 06.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Triple gussets needed today bloody freezing out mind you it is 06.30"

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