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By *picyrod OP   Man
over a year ago

leicestershire

hi just wana know whats the first message u send to a lady or a couple cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.

My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.

My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub"

Damn, see so that's where I've been going wrong all these years, I obviously need to up my game

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I don't send the first message.

Problem solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi just wana know whats the first message u send to a lady or a couple cheers "
hi how's you with a cock pic its a winner every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found sending a simple "?" brings instant success

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't send the first message.

Problem solved "

Liar, I told you that we would never hit it off anyway ffs

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My first message is a considered, articulate piece outlining what I like about their profile, what I can offer and why I believe we’re compatible, and attaching a clear and recent face pic.

My second message, after they’ve politely told me I’m not what they’re looking for, is a tirade of foul mouth abuse and informing them that I never wanted to meet the fat old bitch anyway, and that I wouldn’t even look twice at them in a pub

Damn, see so that's where I've been going wrong all these years, I obviously need to up my game "

Never too old to learn!

I've learnt a lot too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found sending a simple "?" brings instant success "

Keep it mysterious...

They love it

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"I don't send the first message.

Problem solved

Liar, I told you that we would never hit it off anyway ffs "

Must be the way you roll your eyes...

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