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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Times are hard for people with disabilitys, with all these benefit cuts.

My mates a dwarf and he struggles to put food on the table

Tell us a belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

No??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Times are hard for people with disabilitys, with all these benefit cuts.

My mates a dwarf and he struggles to put food on the table

Tell us a belter"

Haha, it's wrong but still funny.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"What’s got 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

No?? "

What's got eight legs and five eyes?

Two dead sheep and half a pig's head.

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

The stupid cat that did a shit and buried itself.

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Three vamps walk in to bar they all and for a packet of crisps and a pint of blood. Bar tender say sorry chap we don't sell blood two vamps go to walk when the third says ok all have a pint of water. His freinds turn and say we don't drink water. He then pulls out a bag of tampons and say fellas I've brought tea bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s green and sings.

ELVIS parsley

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Man walks into a bar and says "who left that fuckin bar there"

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

Rupert and Cecil are lying in bed together Rupert starts rubbing vaseline on his chest. Cecil ask, "What you doing?"" Rupert said, "I read that vaseline stimulates hair growth and I want a hairy chest. Cecil said, "Don't be fucking stupid, if that was true I would have a ponytail sticking out of my arse..."

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

A teacher asks a pupil, "Which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

And the pupil replies, "The feet miss, I've seen Mum with hers in the air screaming, "God! I'm fucking coming!"

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