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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf

What made you laugh today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A joke on the earthquake thread that said when Luton was hit it caused £5m pounds worth of improvements. Straight from the Les Dawson school of comedy but it still made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I got a message from a new profile telling me that they are just setting up their new profile. I click on the profile for a look and see they joined less than an hour ago. Go back to messages and go to reply inky to be greeted with user no longer on site. Like wtf

What made you laugh today?"
off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

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have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

"
*don't disappoint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could say but it may upset some people...

*laughs mysteriously*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could say but it may upset some people...

*laughs mysteriously*

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double dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.

I wonder if he's laughing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

This, this makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.

I wonder if he's laughing too. "

I didn't think you'd read them. Wont happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

This, this makes me laugh

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”

Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”

Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha

It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could say but it may upset some people...

*laughs mysteriously*

double dare you

Last time I checked you're no Samuel L Jackson, so you can double dare all you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

*don't disappoint

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me chuckle is horny guys who go off topic to throw a compliment to a forumite.

I don't mean a slight veer, but something akin to:

Lady forumite: "I heard a clunk every time I change gear, the clutch was changed 10,000 miles ago, is it likely to be a gearbox issue?"

Bloke: "Nice tits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

*don't disappoint

???"
I am 24

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

*don't disappoint

???I am 24

"
brithday in oct hey single guys got do what single guys got to do

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”

Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha

It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny

Yes, that’s not so nice either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today...

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By *r-1984Man
over a year ago

South west

The profiles with a very a year old, nothing since and then advertising a meet....makes me chuckle then avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today..."

What about now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The profiles with a very a year old, nothing since and then advertising a meet....makes me chuckle then avoid"

* quickly takes down meet advert *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today...

What about now!"

I laughed at your cock pic the other day. It doesn't have the same effect 2nd time round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh? No.

But a wry smile at the sheer predictability of some of the replies on here? Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Erm....ummm... I'll let you know when I think of something but I don't think anything on here has amused me today...

What about now!

I laughed at your cock pic the other day. It doesn't have the same effect 2nd time round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

*don't disappoint

???I am 24

brithday in oct hey single guys got do what single guys got to do

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By *r-1984Man
over a year ago

South west

"The profiles with a very a year old, nothing since and then advertising a meet....makes me chuckle then avoid

* quickly takes down meet advert *

Lol, at least you have more than one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The profiles with a very a year old, nothing since and then advertising a meet....makes me chuckle then avoid

* quickly takes down meet advert *

Lol, at least you have more than one"

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?off topic but miss Tamara such a filthy profile pic naughty girl

Thank you very much

have to wait till October to pm a face pic just hope I disappoint

*don't disappoint

???I am 24

brithday in oct hey single guys got do what single guys got to do

"
shame have soothing that might rival your filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An autocorrect made me laugh out loud, this week.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"What makes me chuckle is horny guys who go off topic to throw a compliment to a forumite.

I don't mean a slight veer, but something akin to:

Lady forumite: "I heard a clunk every time I change gear, the clutch was changed 10,000 miles ago, is it likely to be a gearbox issue?"

Bloke: "Nice tits"

Ha ha! Yup. Happens all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages with the opening line of “ I wanna destroy your arse and dump a bucket load of cum up yer fanny”...or words to that affect.

Personally I’d rather you didn’t...!!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Messages with the opening line of “ I wanna destroy your arse and dump a bucket load of cum up yer fanny”...or words to that affect.

Personally I’d rather you didn’t...!!

And they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !"

Not meeting at the moment, just here to wink

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

"how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !"

Maybe they are toying with their sexual preference and fancy dipping their toe in, to see what it feels like?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Profiles that read really well, claim they are experienced, been here before or a while then go on to copy and paste that damned legal warning

Really?! Get a grip you just sound really naive and gullible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

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By *issyme555TV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Kiss fuck avoid on the forums. It usually states the person above but unless it a hot girl you get no comment or they pick someone from earlier in the tread because you don't do it for them.

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"how many guys wink and message and when read profile say they are straight and do not travel and do not accom !

Maybe they are toying with their sexual preference and fancy dipping their toe in, to see what it feels like?"
how big were the toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.

I wonder if he's laughing too. "

Hmm, isn't the popular definition of insanity hidden somewhere in there?

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Not much these days... quite tiresome at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you laugh today?"
I'm staying in a guest house and the guy asked me to plane a couple of doors for free accom ce la vie

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

"Not much these days... quite tiresome at times "

Spend more time at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of female profiles I’ve read stating “No more cock pictures”

Men, keep your dicks in your fucking pants ha ha

It's even funnier when they a shit load of pictures of a manky fanny

Thankfully I've never had this happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port "

I don't like port

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

I don't like port

It is a taste worth aquiring

*adjusts cravat*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

I don't like port

Don't like port either

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mr Sodas daily jokes!!

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

I don't like port

Don't like port either

Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

I don't like port

Don't like port either

Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed. "

Port is yummy. Increases my libido too

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"The guy who messages me every single day saying the same thing despite me never once replying.

I wonder if he's laughing too. "

I have one of those too, one day I'll reply.. Well, maybe!

One of things that makes me chuckle, I've got 6 people that look at my profile at least a dozen times a day.

They've never sent a wink (well don't think so I rarely check)

Never fabbed a pic or sent a message.

I'm just amused by it.

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By *alel77Man
over a year ago

London

"Profile stalkers .... they look at you constantly even when off line ad if there is a 'scratch and sniff' button!

They never leave a message just constantly snoop.

What strategy doing getting off on your profile and verifications.

Just go buy port

I don't like port

Don't like port either

Try a vintage port, very tasty indeed.

Port is yummy. Increases my libido too

I had no idea it has those qualities! Even more reason to drink

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