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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was chatting to a chap the other day and he let me know he had an ugly cock. Now I hadn’t really thought of cocks as being handsome or not before but it did pose me a question, what does an ugly cock look like? So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every mans cock is beautiful to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like this perhaps?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm not keen on bent/curved ones or those with big bulging veins

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Every mans cock is beautiful to him "
I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?"
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The man attached to it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend. "

How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy once and his looked like a walnut whip.... erect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I met a guy once and his looked like a walnut whip.... erect "

Not so good for him but at least he had the confidence to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every mans cock is beautiful to him I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject... "

Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?

Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.

Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Every mans cock is beautiful to him I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject...

Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?

Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.

Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!! "
chopped liver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?.

The man attached to it? "

Actually that was always the way i though until he sent pictures through. A good looking man with a not too visually appealing penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i know but I try my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every mans cock is beautiful to him I beg to differ, some guys have a complex you know....there are some real weird looking ones on here...anyway back to the subject...

Is that where the phrase "bumping uglies" comes into play?

Come to think of it, some ladies nether regions look a bit strange too.

Some have lips like a Doctors signature, some look like a bank robbers face in stocking and some look like a yawning donkey!! chopped liver? "

Only once a month do they look like chopped liver, us poor men have see our cocks in kinds of states.

Theres the soldier on parade, the lazy lob on, the field mouse etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So over to you what makes a cock an ugly cock?.

The man attached to it?

Actually that was always the way i though until he sent pictures through. A good looking man with a not too visually appealing penis. "

Theres hope for me yet then?

Cos I`m butt-ugly, however my appendage is feckin gawgus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" What makes a cock an ugly cock?"

Piers Morgan make-up artist ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" What makes a cock an ugly cock?

Piers Morgan make-up artist ?"

Now that made me smile. Not what I was looking for but pretty accurate.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.

How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft? "

She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine."

Can you ask her to clarify if it is a standard tin, one of them dinky ones (with 'sausages' in) or one of the new fridge size packs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is beautiful. It's the Miss World of Cocks and one even George Best would marry seeing how much he loved Miss Worlds.

It's fair to say that I Love My Cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my balls are ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my balls are ugly "

show us then !

you can't just make a sweeping statement like that an expect to get away with it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine.

Can you ask her to clarify if it is a standard tin, one of them dinky ones (with 'sausages' in) or one of the new fridge size packs ?"

I think she meant it was really fat and short. So his beans and sausage were like those little ones with beans and sausages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha ive never taken a pic of my balls. my cocks the looker

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time "

What do you do incidentally when encountering an unsuckable one?

Do you go down and then your head pops up immediately shouting 'EWWWW FUCK THAT!'

How deliciously embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha ive never taken a pic of my balls. my cocks the looker "

eithers good

we're not fussy in 'ere ya know lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time

What do you do incidentally when encountering an unsuckable one?

Do you go down and then your head pops up immediately shouting 'EWWWW FUCK THAT!'

How deliciously embarrassing! "

Ive usually seen what it looks like before my head gets that far lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Ive usually seen what it looks like before my head gets that far lol"

Ahhhhh yes cock research is very important.

I'm the same with foofoos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time "

Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time

Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe "

Now there is a very excellent idea but i need to know the texture of them as well, so they will all have to let me have a feel

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have seen some beauties....

and sadly, the ones I just pat and say, best put it back in your pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen some beauties....

and sadly, the ones I just pat and say, best put it back in your pants."

You do make me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i have never seen a bad one in my life . Are there really some weird looking cocks out there , lol

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

The tight foreskin ones look painful and are a nightmare to give head to (mr new here btw)

its not then ugly cocks that tend to be the problem, it's the hairy danglies shudders...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.

How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?

She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine."

you look at your colleagues cocks??? now now!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"If your cock looks like Bruce Forsyth it isn't good. My mates cock looks like that according to his girlfriend.

How on earth can a cock look like Brucie? Does it have to have a tash half way up the shaft?

She said it kind of looked like it had a big chin when you looked at it in profile. He must have a big Brucie bell end. There is a colleague at work that has a cock like a tin of beans according to a lady friend of mine.

you look at your colleagues cocks??? now now!!"

Oi! Shut it you!

I was simply told about it. It maybe like a tin of pineapple chunks for all I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have seen some beauties....

and sadly, the ones I just pat and say, best put it back in your pants.

You do make me giggle "

+1 hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are two kinds of cock. Suckable cocks and unsuckable, thankfully ive not come across the later for quite some time

Maybe Fab could run a 100 most suckable docks competition, I am sure there would be plenty of.volunteers for judges Hehe

Now there is a very excellent idea but i need to know the texture of them as well, so they will all have to let me have a feel"

Could be like the X factor queues for miles outside various venues with hopefuls vying to get themselves in the top 100!

Could be a new icon to put on your profile!

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