FabSwingers.com forum: Your username is your superhero name

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would your catchphrase be after defeating your arch nemesis

Mine would be "It looks like you've eaten more cake than you can handle"

"Your can't have your cake and eat it too"

I imagine myself saying these, fists on hips, staring at the sun

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"you've been spiced!" "Kinky out!" Then I'd fly off on my magical unicorn cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood in the ruins of a now demolished swingers club devastated by the epic battle, with one foot placed on the vanquished Arch Nemesis FAF-man's chest, a woman resting her head on my shoulder, the wind blowing my shirt open:

"That's one dalliance you wished was infrequent"

*Needs an epic username to carry that one off*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess u have cold feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live long and prosper of course

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Now, end your days incarcerated in my Gothic Home for the Mentally Bewildered.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Get the toys out...."

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

Juiced to within an inch of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll need to get up earlier to outsmart this Brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll need to get up earlier to outsmart this Brain

This one made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Juiced to within an inch of your life"

I would have gone with

"Looks like you..."

*Puts shades on*

"...Ran out of juice

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You've been caught red handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"times up matey" or "outa time pal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been caught red handed

Not if my Privateparts have anything to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll need to get up earlier to outsmart this Brain

This one made me chuckle

I can imagine my character to have a bald, huge head, like MegaMind

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"You've been caught red handed

Not if my Privateparts have anything to do with it

I think you've mis-read the situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll need to get up earlier to outsmart this Brain

This one made me chuckle

I can imagine my character to have a bald, huge head, like MegaMind

And tapping my middle finger to my temple as I say "This Brain".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been caught red handed

Not if my Privateparts have anything to do with it

I think you've mis-read the situation

He's going to fuck you into submission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your in safe hands now, Sausage Fingers at your service mam!

Trips on cape and in the ensuring chaos manages to take out the crims and and save maiden entirely by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been jimmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been jimmed."

By an upstanding member of the community.

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By *inky LizardCouple
over a year ago

west yorks

"Move outta the way...Stinky Gizzard is here to save the day"

It's a comedy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, Nasty! You're knicked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you wish the doctor hadn't seen you now. Said with heroic pose while snapping on surgical gloves.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol"

My goal for the next hour is to think of one for you

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By *elvetGuyMan
over a year ago

Dublin

He was a smooth criminal... but Velvet is smoother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

My goal for the next hour is to think of one for you "

You shouldn't have fingered this pie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol"

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?"

To be fair doctorprod won haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

To be fair doctorprod won haha"

Damn it! Well played

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

To be fair doctorprod won haha

Damn it! Well played"

Yours was better than my effort though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

To be fair doctorprod won haha

Damn it! Well played

Yours was better than my effort though.

Don't patronise me!

Thanks though

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol"

Didn't the pie man defeat the fastest milk man in the west by throwing a pie at him !! Pieman the hero

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By *orruptedAngelCouple
over a year ago

norwich

The angel corrupted the devil

*repositions halo and flies off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

To be fair doctorprod won haha

Damn it! Well played

Yours was better than my effort though.

Don't patronise me!

Thanks though

I thought it was better than the one i did for myself, i just ended up sounding like a perv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your ass is crust!

Crap i know. Best I could come up with lol

"Seems this criminal is a pastry short of a pie"

*flys away"

Better?

To be fair doctorprod won haha

Damn it! Well played

Yours was better than my effort though.

*Pieman reaches into his Pie Utility belt, selects a pastry based delight, holds the pie in in one hand and the little silver dish thing in the other*

"I guess you could say"

*tosses little silver dish at foe, with a comedy "doink" sound*

"that foils your plan"

Takes a bite of pie, ladies swoon and men look sheepishly at their tofu quinoa bowls...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant vigilance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been slutted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been caught red handed

Not if my Privateparts have anything to do with it

I think you've mis-read the situation

Oh I knew what I meant

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Hmm. Probably something like "now spell that, bitch". Whilst looking all goth and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“you’ve just been pantsed”

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

"The hotter the fire the stronger the steel"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This running fox is cunning for the bush

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