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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just seen a hairdressers called Curl up and Dye . What funny company / shop names do you know of ??

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

there was a launderette i used to pass on muswell hill that was called the ‘WISHEE WASHEE, SPLISHY SPLOSHY, CLEANEE KNICKEE, VELLY QUICKEE.” not sure if it's still there as i don't go that way nymore

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"there was a launderette i used to pass on muswell hill that was called the ‘WISHEE WASHEE, SPLISHY SPLOSHY, CLEANEE KNICKEE, VELLY QUICKEE.” not sure if it's still there as i don't go that way nymore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wright Hassell which is a solicitors (I think!) in Warwick i always find amusing

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Not quite the same but always remember a hairdressers that opened near me called Dead Swanky that made the mistake of using screw on letters for it's signage - the S lasted about 48 hours before being removed!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Not quite the same but always remember a hairdressers that opened near me called Dead Swanky that made the mistake of using screw on letters for it's signage - the S lasted about 48 hours before being removed!!"

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Saw a picture of a kebab shop once called Absolutely Kebabulous

Mobile dog groomer locally called Doggy Style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wong fook hing bookshop

And soon be fat Chinese takeaway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The wong fook hing bookshop

And soon be fat Chinese takeaway

"
Haha trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wright Hassell which is a solicitors (I think!) in Warwick i always find amusing"

I remember seeing them. Yes it’s a solicitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

De'ath funeral directors. ..OK I remember it from a old episode of minder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humble pie

Pie shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cockwell inn. Local pub by me.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

There are builders (at least I think they are) near me called the STD Group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slightly different angle but you see lots of trading names such as " J Knight & Sons" but I have never seen a "J Knight & daughters" - always struck me as odd - has nobody ever taken their daughters into the business at any time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a cafe close to me called "nice nosh" always fancy going in for a quick one

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"slightly different angle but you see lots of trading names such as " J Knight & Sons" but I have never seen a "J Knight & daughters" - always struck me as odd - has nobody ever taken their daughters into the business at any time?"

I've seen a few daughters here, mainly farming type businesses

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By *isty minxWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Some years ago when I lived in the lakes there was a builders known as Brown and Long

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I saw a man-in-a-van removal firm yesterday called 'To Me, To You' which amused, especially as the driver looked a bit like Barry Chuckle.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Not a shop but a van that drives around called roger the gardener

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

There's an S and M hardware store in Macclesfield. Always makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove past a flooring company named after it’s owner-‘Walter Wall Carpeting Ltd.’

It may take a minute to sink in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a dog groomer and pet sitter van this with the name Hairy Poppins.

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

Bean Business (vegetarian caterer)

Root Master (vegetarian food outlet at a festival. Yes, an adapted bus)

Leicester boasts the Shonkey Brothers estate agency. Not encouraging :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

builder near me

cowboys and indians

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Tranny Man

Was a gear box specialist

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

There's a fish n chip shop in a Welsh valley. It's called "A Fish Called Rhondda".

Also a sandwich delivery service called "Swallows", driven by a young woman. I often wondered if she does

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By *983RCCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I once drove past a takeaway called “Kent’s Tuck-In Fried Chicken”

Still tickles me to this day!

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By *riantonyMan
over a year ago

bristol

Doner kebab van in bristol called Jasondonervan

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

There was an antiques shop in the north east that did house clearances, called Wrott & Swinlers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Codfather in Bournemouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen a hairdressers called Curl up and Dye . What funny company / shop names do you know of ??"

True story when I was 22 I worked for Siemens - Staines....I kid you not! Ever so hard to answer the phone saying “good morning, Siemens Staines how may I direct your call”

MrsK x

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