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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what are the chances:

of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...

they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..

is there something wrong?

yes !!!!..

what?

I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..

I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...

I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...

I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..

I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....

do you think I could find someone like that on here ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ERM ???

probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me...what are you doing a week on friday???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ERM ???

probably "

yippeeee anyone out there, please message me, I will delete without reply and give you something to moan aboot xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ERM ???

probably

yippeeee anyone out there, please message me, I will delete without reply and give you something to moan aboot xxx"

Haha nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YO...

come on girlies, this guy got it all

a nice bit of aberdeen angus to get ya mouth round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been messaged by some one... I am being stalked now ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg a stalker....you lucky lucky sod....some people are never satisfied lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"omg a stalker....you lucky lucky sod....some people are never satisfied lol"

I think it's a guy pretending to be a fem...

only bi guys, bareback, marrieds and i have mentioned all the causes of all the moaning .....

off to get peace in the middle east.. be back by midnight.. easy peasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mental note....shave the beard befor having pics taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"what are the chances:

of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...

they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..

is there something wrong?

yes !!!!..

what?

I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..

I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...

I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...

I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..

I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....

do you think I could find someone like that on here ??? "

How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what are the chances:

of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...

they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..

is there something wrong?

yes !!!!..

what?

I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..

I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...

I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...

I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..

I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....

do you think I could find someone like that on here ???

How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you

"

sorry honey, its been 29 mins and I havena got ma leg over, so you all fecking timewasters ......

xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"what are the chances:

of arranging a lovely meet with someone from here, you go to a lot of preparation... nice hotel.. flowers... champagne ...

they arrive.....after a lovely hello, you see the persons face change..

is there something wrong?

yes !!!!..

what?

I have hay fever and the flowers are blocking me up..

I dont like champagne that comes in bottles with yellow labels...

I dont think the curtains match the carpet in this room...

I think that bed looks hard and lumpy..

I am just a moaning faced bastard that looks at life thro a half empty glass and will never be pleased with anything....

do you think I could find someone like that on here ???

How strange that you mention it...........I know just the person for you

sorry honey, its been 29 mins and I havena got ma leg over, so you all fecking timewasters ......

xxxxxx"

Shit I was so sure id posted that in good time

Must learn to read and write quicker in future xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

typical single guy...ffs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i quite like single guys, bloody hell i go and play with meself and i come back and this!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"typical single guy...ffs"

stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....

give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"typical single guy...ffs"

stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....

give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"typical single guy...ffs"

stomps...... huffs, puffs... poofs, I meant... off to delete my profile in protest ....

give me 5 mins and I will be back under an alias..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am even mad in stereo .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am even mad in stereo ....... "

or surround sound!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

new pic, they won't recognise me....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMAO we heard ya the first time

drama queens....don't ya just luv em

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"new pic, they won't recognise me.... "

Hmmmmm new guy.......I wonder what hes like

Gonna check his profile out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"new pic, they won't recognise me....

Hmmmmm new guy.......I wonder what hes like

Gonna check his profile out"

rushes to edit profile to 35 year old str8 guy with black shoulder length hair and cock down to his knees.......

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"new pic, they won't recognise me....

Hmmmmm new guy.......I wonder what hes like

Gonna check his profile out

rushes to edit profile to 35 year old str8 guy with black shoulder length hair and cock down to his knees......."

ah I do like a cockney.....I married one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

off to close the gym am working in and towel dry the lads still here, back later xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"off to close the gym am working in and towel dry the lads still here, back later xxxxx "

Lucky sod xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gis a job

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