FabSwingers.com forum: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A thread to celebrate the differences between the sexes both here on Fab and in general!

For example, men posting a gallery full of close up cock pics on Fab : BAD

Women posting a gallery full of close up gratuitous cleavage or tit pics : GOOD

And why do men always get slated for not putting the toilet seat back down after having a wee, yet ladies don’t get slated for not putting it back up again after they’ve done their business!?

What other differences are there?

Oh, and it’s meant to be a light hearted fun thread so please keep it good natured!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men being able to park....

Women can't haha..... I'll burn in hell for that one

Remember ladies.... light hearted "puts hard hat on "

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

....and dogs are from Pluto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women get praised for multitasking while men get bollocked for not concentrating on the task in hand. I complained that I like tweaking her nipples while licking her pussy. But I got my head shoved into her pussy and was told to concentrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women : “I just don’t understand how men can get excited about watching football, after all it’s just men chasing a ball around a pitch”

Also women : *wets themselves with excitement when Wimbledon fortnight begins*

(yes, a slightly sexist gross generalisation there, but you get my point!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time

But can you walk and chew gum at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree 100% haha

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Girls rush to grow up, boys don't. Hence men remain childish all their lives, while women spend a fortune on products to stop the ageing they've been encouraged to chase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

That's a lie..... i can stand up.... make a coffee and breathe.... all at the same time

But can you walk and chew gum at the same time? "

Hey I'm fantastic..... i can drive and chew gum..... and play pop master

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A woman knows lots about her children, she knows about there romances, dentist appointments, best friends, favourite foods, cloths, music etc

A man is vaguely of some short people living in the house

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Women can hold down a full time job, keep a spotless house and home made food on the table without blinking an eye

Men expect praise for putting their cup in the sink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can hold down a full time job, keep a spotless house and home made food on the table without blinking an eye

Men expect praise for putting their cup in the sink.

Oi I can do all of that... and give myself said praise

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Women can recall intricate details of a conversation that took place in 1997 . Men ... err.... what was I saying ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can do multiple jobs badly at the same time.

Men prefer to do one job properly, without distractions.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Women can do multiple jobs badly at the same time.

Men prefer to do one job properly, without distractions.

"
^ Wins Mr Unpopular award for today

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

"
surely a bonus? We mostly talk utter shite anyway!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I call bullshit. Neither planet can sustain life as we know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry. But I love cock pics!

And I've never tuned a man about the toilet seat.

Wayyyyy more important stuff to worry about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh and I cannot multi task.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/18 16:38:47]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When men go and watch female strippers it’s misogynistic and demeaning to women.

When ladies go and watch male strippers it’s just the girls out having a laff, innit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Stripped by poster at 20/02/18 16:38:47]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are Mars and Venus flat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are Mars and Venus flat?"

ha I’m not even going there!!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury / Lee on solent

"When men go and watch female strippers it’s misogynistic and demeaning to women.

When ladies go and watch male strippers it’s just the girls out having a laff, innit!!

#empoweringwomen

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"Women can multitask.

Men can't even talk while doing something else

I'm able to text with both thumbs , then have the auto check thing on as it's all bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a big believer in big differences although I agree a little that there's little differences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not a big believer in big differences although I agree a little that there's little differences.

Mind you don't get a splinter up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women can do multiple jobs badly at the same time.

Men prefer to do one job properly, without distractions.

^ Wins Mr Unpopular award for today

If I come away with anything, it's a win surely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually mine's from Holland but that's probably close enough.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I always thought it was

"Men are from Mars, Women have no Penis"

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