FabSwingers.com forum: Fools guide to fabswingers

By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. Be able to accommodate

4. Be straight of bi.....don’t be “fabstraight” it doesn’t work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Trust nobody!

2. Don’t let pixels on a screen or randomers on an Internet sex forum get you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be patient

Be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1a. If it’s too good to be true, it’s probably a bloke trolling you!

2a. Be yourself and don’t try to please others on here

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.

2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool.

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly....

Don’t let gorgeous woman call you a fool lo

Don’t send friend request without talking first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1b. Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself, just because it’s a sex site don’t turn into some sort of depraved sex pest!

2b. The more vociferously someone denies the presence of a clique in here, the more central to the clique they are!

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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"1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.

2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool. "

Where did you get this real life information from you must be a male in disguise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask for advice on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think for yourself

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

. Enjoy it! And if it stops being fun - leave or hide your profile for a while!

. Have sex! People often seem to forget to have sex!

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"1) Do what you want with your profile - they'll always be people who dislike it and you might come across someone who likes it and you without a facade.

2) Be you. Fuck others (literally and in a fuck you sense) - as long as you don't hurt anyone it's cool. "

Wot she said

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Don't ask for advice on the forum. "

Some like marmite while others Nutella, keep looking

You more likely to get sex in a relationship then looking on this site

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Read profiles. Don't just message because you like their pics.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Do whatever you want.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Take time to smile.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

. Have sex! "

Sod all chance for that on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". Enjoy it! And if it stops being fun - leave or hide your profile for a while!

. Have sex! People often seem to forget to have sex!

It's not for that man, it's another version of Facebook haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be respectful.

Don't call a woman names if she can't meet you.

Don't belittle her for her choices and decisions.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

"Don't ask for advice on the forum.

Some like marmite while others Nutella, keep looking

You more likely to get sex in a relationship then looking on this site

Marmite on nutella for me

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

1 have a beard.

2 don't have a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1c. Think long and hard whether you want to post face pics alongside gratuitous nudity pics in your gallery, especially if you’re averse to being spread all over the Internet for all perpetuity or are going to go into meltdown when the tabloid press uses your pics in the latest lifestyle exposé

2c. The way to a woman’s heart on here: cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep expectations to a minimum.

Be patient. (it took me nearly a year to get my first meet)

Be polite.

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Don't ask for advice on the forum.

Some like marmite while others Nutella, keep looking

You more likely to get sex in a relationship then looking on this site

Marmite on nutella for me"

You just playing percentage games there lol

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

Don’t assume a reply means a meet

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

Sorry but most new people don't use the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always Have a cock pic with a sky remote or a can of deodorant, guaranteed winner

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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Listen here fool...

10. It’s like drawing up a contract of employment on here ... 60 pages of fine print 2 pages of contract

11. If they ask you for a picture say no until they send you theirs first as it’s s trap brother lol

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Always Have a cock pic with a sky remote or a can of deodorant, guaranteed winner

Amazon prime remote makes my dick look bigger though ... hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be me. It'll get you nowhere.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't hassle

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Never send the first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't say you're new to this, it will get you nowhere.

Don't say you have been here before and thought you'd give it another shot, as that means nobody wanted you the first time round.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't take it all (or yourself!)too seriously.

And remember it's meant to be fun! If it isn't fun then try something else.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't have 'will fill in later' on your profile when you've been here for ages!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, don’t try to fit in.

Don’t write on the walls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just did . This is my second ever post on a forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 if you enjoy it stay

2 if you don't leave x

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’

Make sure any verifications you leave also have a sufficient quota of cliches, my favourites that show I’ve had a good time include he had me cumming like a steam train, how I sucked like a dyson* and always include treat her with respect. Coz you know someone was thinking of not doing so til they read that.

* other vacuum cleaners available

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

1. Get rid of that bloomin' Sydney University disclaimer on your profile! It's pointless.

2. Read the site rules & FAQs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be you!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Let go of your hangups.

Don't assume it will be easy to get a message replied to, let alone a shag.l

If you can get loads of great sex in the real world, take it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Don't say you're single when you're really married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always speak to the woman (on phone or via camera) before agreeing to meet a mf couple

If they seem too good to be true, they probably are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He came he bored he conquered

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

Let the person be attracted to you rather than force anything.

Its always nice to be nice.

Flirt, don't flaunt.

Take hints. It saves time.

Be modest yet confident. There's always someone bigger and better.

If someone is short and sharp, don't be rude, simply ignore, move on and forget.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

So many negatives

DO join in with the forums or chatrooms (if thats your thing)

DO try to get along to a local social meet as advertised in the meets forum

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By *retend_Shy_GuyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

1) fuck copy and paste messages

2) get to a club ASAP!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ask for advice on the forum. "

PMSL! !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". Enjoy it! And if it stops being fun - leave or hide your profile for a while!

. Have sex! People often seem to forget to have sex!

Yes the sex bit is quite important - hehe.

Agreed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say you're single when you're really married

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its a white lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’

* other vacuum cleaners available

Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"

Hey softie *waves* x

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’

* other vacuum cleaners available

Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"

Hey softie *waves* x "

Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure your profile has a sufficient quota of cliches, my personal favourite that shows me I’m in for a good time is ‘I don’t bite unless you want me to’

* other vacuum cleaners available

Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"

Hey softie *waves* x

Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x

Hello gorgeous!

How are things in the dom world? Let's do some roping soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read profiles. Don't just message because you like their pics/status."

This!!!!!!!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

Hmm. I don't mind either of those. Anyone that needs a fools guide is quite frankly....

Fools Game - Michael Bolton?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NukzQZM-1Qk

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Don't forget "his cock is so suckable"

Hey softie *waves* x

Oh yes that old chestnut. Hello sexy stranger, long time no see x

Hello gorgeous!

How are things in the dom world? Let's do some roping soon

Busy as always! Off to paris Friday to do rope

I post up events under NotForSofties so come find me when you can and I’ll tie you up, tie you down, whatever you’re in the mood for

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

It is not your loss. It is no one's.

Woman is king.

If blocked seemingly for no reason, it is not you, it's what you said.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.

Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.

Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol

Fab has LOADS of sex going on, except for those in the forums who prefer to spend hours online talking about it rather than doing it (and yes, I’m guilty as charged m’lud!)

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley

Be nice to people

Don't send one liners asking for a fuck unless the profile clearly says that is what they want...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.

Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol

Fab has LOADS of sex going on, "

Id like to no wear as ive not had any so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go a social night at a club. Face to to face conversation is so much more personal than becoming an unread message stuck in a inbox.

Treat your profile as a cv and read them like that. If your looking for someone curvy or bbw why message people that are slim athletic.

Stick to your morals

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Don't ask for advice on the forum. "
^ This deffo

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Don't join fab it's full of cunts

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By *olarfoxMan
over a year ago

North Cambs

If you are messaging a couple make sure you address them as a couple and not as if you are only talking to the female!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't say you're single when you're really married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't join fab it's full of cunts"

That’s exactly the reason I joined! Can’t bloody get access to any though, usually just a block and delete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Do not judge were all human in the end

2 do not lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Don't expect replies

2. If you do get a reply, pinch yourself, your probably dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expect your 1st meet to be over a year latter since you join.

Fab is a sex site but it has Verry littall sex going on so don't get your hopes up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be polite at all times ,never say am I invisible ,don't mock ,be serious at all times ,lambast ,give unwanted advice ,judge and above all never talk about sex you'll be fine

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Don't join fab it's full of cunts

That’s exactly the reason I joined! Can’t bloody get access to any though, usually just a block and delete! "

Hahaha very good

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By *ex mad ladMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Be polite at all times ,never say am I invisible ,don't mock ,be serious at all times ,lambast ,give unwanted advice ,judge and above all never talk about sex you'll be fine

Really????

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Go ugly early.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

" Go ugly early.

That made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1- Don’t message first.

2- If you get one then don’t reply.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Add 6 inches to your real height and 3 inches to your cock size. But most importantly take 10 years off your age ....trust me, it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't be forced to smile.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"1b. Treat people as you would like to be treated yourself, just because it’s a sex site don’t turn into some sort of depraved sex pest!

2b. The more vociferously someone denies the presence of a clique in here, the more central to the clique they are!

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

1 Put more than two words on your profile - if you can't be bothered why should others?

2 If you don't get a reply then leave it - repeat messages just look desperate.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Don’t steal photos and pretend to be yours

Don’t post ugly cock photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of new guys need help daily getting noticed let’s make it easy by adding a Fools guide ( just add away) add two items per post please

1. Don’t post penis pictures

2. Don’t send one liners..

Wrong about the cock pics you need to have no less than 37 different angles on show well at least thats what i hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every message send should start with show me your rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every message should finnish with please help me out i need a pitty fuck

Then cut and paste that message to no less than 30 people per day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Every message send should start with show me your rat"

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By *ionicfinger OP Man
over a year ago

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Fools guide could do with more info

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