FabSwingers.com forum: You know you’ve spent far too much time on Fab when ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the home page is burnt into your screen!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

".. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

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When you are first post on a new thread about being on here too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

When you are first post on a new thread about being on here too much

close!! But no cigar!!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

U spend more time on fab and have more friends here than facebook

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When every second word I type in is auto corrected to Fab or fuck pass avoid

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

When you start looking around in a public area wondering who else might be a happy fabber

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

".. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

When you are first post on a new thread about being on here too much

close!! But no cigar!!

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I know. How stupid do I look now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you start looking around in a public area wondering who else might be a happy fabber"
Haha I do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're having too much sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start looking around in a public area wondering who else might be a happy fabber"

I have found myself doing this more and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're having too much sex."

Too much sex??? Is that really a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not many happy people this monday.

maybe thats just with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're having too much sex.

Too much sex??? Is that really a thing

Definitely not something that happens on here in my experience

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"You're having too much sex.

Too much sex??? Is that really a thing

It is when you get cystitis haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start looking around in a public area wondering who else might be a happy fabber"

I totally do this too

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

A version of looking around for happy fabbers: each time you see a man who matches your preferences, you check Who's Near.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you dream about fabbers.

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

You can eat your tea and browse local updates.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

You don’t bother looking at the Monday meets as there’s hardly anything happening.

Spanking autocorrects to spangling.

Fuck isn’t suggested as duck.

You can type your password on your mobile without looking at the screen.

You give up wondering how people hold down a job while being online all day and night.

Pass by anyone who writes ‘treat with respect’ on a veri. That’s a given!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You don’t bother looking at the Monday meets as there’s hardly anything happening.

Spanking autocorrects to spangling.

Fuck isn’t suggested as duck.

You can type your password on your mobile without looking at the screen.

You give up wondering how people hold down a job while being online all day and night.

Pass by anyone who writes ‘treat with respect’ on a veri. That’s a given!

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Fuck isn't suggested as duck. It works YAY.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You see something utterly debauched and you're only reaction is 'Yeah, whatever!'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"You see something utterly debauched and you're only reaction is 'Yeah, whatever!'

Your......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

Made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the 'middle button' thread always brings up something fab related instead of the boring day to day stuff it used to do.

You can't look at the word fab or fabulous in the real world without a little smile.

P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. your autocorrect automatically changes your dot com website addresses to dot CUM

What else?

You get veris referring to you as a forum celeb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you type duck and it’s autocorrected to fuck

When In work emails come is spelt cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're having too much sex.

Too much sex??? Is that really a thing

Yes!

My ex seriously told me to go to my GP and tell them about my sex addiction. Apparently, it's not normal to want a hell of a lot of seX!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're having too much sex.

Too much sex??? Is that really a thing

Yes. And too many offers.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

You send out an email to about 30 people when you're at work to invite them to a meet instead of a meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you plan on spring cleaning and sit on fab all day ,

or have a look on fab and think , i'm taking a day off work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you see you’re overdue your CBT (computer based training) at work you initially wonder why your employer wants you to have cock and ball torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've completed it.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"When you start looking around in a public area wondering who else might be a happy fabber"

Totally this

and checking the who's nearby thingy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the summer when typing ~ “ Do you fancy a BBQ?”....the auto correct changes it to BBW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better than be called a forum attention seeker

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