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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the back of the UFO thread.

Do you think little green/grey men are hung up on cock size?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nah, it's ALL about the anal probing for them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And would you be more worried if they all packed 14 inch whoppers than 5 inch ones when they land on earth?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Not judging by the size of ET's finger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nah, it's ALL about the anal probing for them."

Have you noticed everyone who gets abducted comes back probed. There's no smoke without fire they say.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

14 incher...

Am off to do a crop circle on my front lawn...

Crop.... With an O not an A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not judging by the size of ET's finger."

He had an infection apparently called space dildo finger. A bastard if you want to pick your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they got the technology ta get here then they must have extendable cocks by now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"14 incher...

Am off to do a crop circle on my front lawn...

Crop.... With an O not an A"

Cop circle on the lawn? How long is the bloody grass??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

third time lucky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In films you never see a space cock. There must be a reason for that.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If they abducted the average Fab member and probed them for info on the human condition it's no wonder they've never bothered hanging around to make contact.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"In films you never see a space cock. There must be a reason for that. "

To protect the human male ego.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they abducted the average Fab member and probed them for info on the human condition it's no wonder they've never bothered hanging around to make contact."

Would they variety though? And if the fab member didn't cum would they be a time waster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In films you never see a space cock. There must be a reason for that.

To protect the human male ego."

They have purple cocks with rabbit ears don't they! You women know!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"In films you never see a space cock. There must be a reason for that. "

Captain Kirk was packing sumit big....

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

True story - Astronaut came back from the Space Station & was really hacked off when he couldn't update his 'places I have been' to include 'Low earth orbit'.

(right, back to the knob gags)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If they abducted the average Fab member and probed them for info on the human condition it's no wonder they've never bothered hanging around to make contact."

Fucking picture collectors!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they abducted the average Fab member and probed them for info on the human condition it's no wonder they've never bothered hanging around to make contact.

Fucking picture collectors!"

I wouldnt mind a pic of a naked female alien. Maybe they have 2 minges or some special technique.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

True story #2 - Space station astronaut had his out of office email reply set to 'I am currently not on the planet'.

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"If they got the technology ta get here then they must have extendable cocks by now xx "

I wouldn't be so sure Soapy:

Kryptonians, milenia of advanced science and technology over earth... bastids still can't land a space ship!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it! "

Whats wrong with green? Its a classic colour!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it!

Whats wrong with green? Its a classic colour! "

Racing green is

Mouldy green is'nt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it!

Whats wrong with green? Its a classic colour! "

Is your last name SHrek

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it!

Whats wrong with green? Its a classic colour! "

But it's more a Spring colour. We should be more orange, reds and the Autumnal pallet to be bang on trend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't care how huge a cock it is,if its green I ain't going near it!

Whats wrong with green? Its a classic colour!

Is your last name SHrek "

No and there isn't a Shrek porno or i haven't seen one.There is a Incredible Hulk parody one and he has a green cock in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the back of the UFO thread.

Do you think little green/grey men are hung up on cock size? "

Bldy ell! What you on?

Gis sum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the back of the UFO thread.

Do you think little green/grey men are hung up on cock size?

Bldy ell! What you on?

Gis sum "

Well little pink men are so i was wondering if ET and his mates suffered cock envy.

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