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"Thanks again you guys ... Gonna just go and lick my wounds tonight I think... Tomorrow will be another day xx" Things always seem better after a good sleep eenie  | |||
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"Thanks again you guys ... Gonna just go and lick my wounds tonight I think... Tomorrow will be another day xx Things always seem better after a good sleep eenie "Wine induced and my special addition should mean it's a pretty good one... I hope  | |||
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"Thanks again you guys ... Gonna just go and lick my wounds tonight I think... Tomorrow will be another day xx Things always seem better after a good sleep eenie
Wine induced and my special addition should mean it's a pretty good one... I hope "Custard creams seem to do it for me now  | |||
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Of my spiked ones?"who did that to you | |||
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Of my spiked ones?who did that to you"I haven't a clue...any ideas? | |||
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"Passes a pkt
Of my spiked ones?who did that to you
I haven't a clue...any ideas?"I'd take em back to the shop and complain | |||
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Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening  How are you all this sunny Sunday? | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday? "Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then? | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then? "Something I said? . Yes kept it social | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social "Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte "Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed? | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed? "Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em  | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em "Oh, I see | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see "Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see
Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well"Haha! Didn't go to bed until 4.30, so lazy day for me, getting too old for all this socialising | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see
Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well
Haha! Didn't go to bed until 4.30, so lazy day for me, getting too old for all this socialising "4:30! Jeez I'd have been the walking dead | |||
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Good bump"Only 2 fecking minutes old ffs | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see
Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well
Haha! Didn't go to bed until 4.30, so lazy day for me, getting too old for all this socialising
4:30! Jeez I'd have been the walking dead "Yes, I don't do it often | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see
Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well
Haha! Didn't go to bed until 4.30, so lazy day for me, getting too old for all this socialising "I'd been asleep for 6 hours by then lol | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me "Feck got mine at 18 | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me "Comes to us all Eenie | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me "Iv got prescription goggles | |||
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"Morni.......Ooh afternoon
Just got up, late night last night. Great social evening How are you all this sunny Sunday?
Good just about to bugger off out...did you keep it social then?
Something I said? . Yes kept it social
Nah just had a phone call...so will not be buggering off for half hour...may as well have another latte
Ok. What's this with custard creams, what have I missed?
Think _oddy had some last night....she conked out apparently....some feckers spiked em
Oh, I see
Watch out for sticky toffee stuff too you seemed to have slept well
Haha! Didn't go to bed until 4.30, so lazy day for me, getting too old for all this socialising
I'd been asleep for 6 hours by then lol "I would have been normally | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles"Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving? | |||
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"Right had my latte so got to make a move...laters x"Laterz Mistress | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving? "I wear them on squirters | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters "Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes! | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes! "Ahhhhh the age old debate | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate"Yeah, let's not go there! | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there! "I do like a squirter though | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though"I would think most men do. | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do."Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!! | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!"Haha! Don't need a wee yet | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet "turns tap on | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Feck got mine at 18 "Now I've just woke up from a nap... Bugger I really am shoeing my age today  | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles"Similar to those that Hugh Grant had in Notting Hill? | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Feck got mine at 18
Now I've just woke up from a nap... Bugger I really am shoeing my age today "Showing even! | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do."Nah I dont  I accommodate and don't want me bedroom stinking of piss when they bugger off ffs | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet "Bloody he'll that doesn't happen often | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet
turns tap on "Trust you | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Feck got mine at 18
Now I've just woke up from a nap... Bugger I really am shoeing my age today "Connington out half way through a custard creams is showing your age | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Feck got mine at 18
Now I've just woke up from a nap... Bugger I really am shoeing my age today
Connington out half way through a custard creams is showing your age"That just means you're REALLY knackered!! I have had yet another nap since my last post... Think I might be coming down with something | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet
Bloody he'll that doesn't happen often "Noticed it scared Dash away | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet
Bloody he'll that doesn't happen often
Noticed it scared Dash away "Thats cos he's gone on the piss | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet
Bloody he'll that doesn't happen often
Noticed it scared Dash away "his feet didnt touch the ground | |||
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"Sami...hit my green arrow...a bloke has a question "Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond | |||
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"Sami...hit my green arrow...a bloke has a question
Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond "Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird | |||
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Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond
Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird"I am that. Have you all had a good day? I've been quite sleepy | |||
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"Sami...hit my green arrow...a bloke has a question
Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond
Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird
I am that. Have you all had a good day? I've been quite sleepy "I bet you were fecked eh | |||
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"Sami...hit my green arrow...a bloke has a question
Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond
Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird
I am that. Have you all had a good day? I've been quite sleepy
I bet you were fecked eh "No, unfortunately, but I'm quite tired! | |||
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Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond
Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird
I am that. Have you all had a good day? I've been quite sleepy
I bet you were fecked eh
No, unfortunately, but I'm quite tired! "Yeah same here...oh and your earlier question...no not good ..but not on here | |||
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" Trying out my new specs
Age is now upon me
Iv got prescription goggles
Very fetching too, Dash, are you planning on going diving?
I wear them on squirters
Hey good idea....you don't want all that wee in your eyes!
Ahhhhh the age old debate
Yeah, let's not go there!
I do like a squirter though
I would think most men do.
Squirting pics _amiss? Hurry up and send me some now!!
Haha! Don't need a wee yet
Bloody he'll that doesn't happen often
Noticed it scared Dash away his feet didnt touch the ground"Haha | |||
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"Sami...hit my green arrow...a bloke has a question
Haha, think I can decipher it, don't know the answer though, I will respond
Seen _oddy I told you she was a wise old bird
I am that. Have you all had a good day? I've been quite sleepy
I bet you were fecked eh
No, unfortunately, but I'm quite tired!
Yeah same here...oh and your earlier question...no not good ..but not on here"Oh dear,  xxx | |||
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"Morning one and all, so after sleeping most of yesterday and going to bed at 9pm last night I still feel tired... Reckon I must be coming down with something ffs "Morning Eenie. Hope you're not coming down with something. xx | |||
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put kettle on then lass "Quiet night tonight Voddy | |||
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"What is it about lady snowboarders? All very attractive women " well thats mistress for you she trys her hand at anything | |||
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Desperate for an instant....
put kettle on then lass
Quiet night tonight Voddy
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ah the coffee girl has arrived
Desperate for an instant....
put kettle on then lass
Quiet night tonight Voddy "Well I won't be about long as I've had my apple and now onto custard creams | |||
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"What is it about lady snowboarders? All very attractive women well thats mistress for you she trys her hand at anything "Doesn't always succeed, but a tryer..... | |||
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ah the coffee girl has arrived
Desperate for an instant....
put kettle on then lass
Quiet night tonight Voddy
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Desperate for an instant....
put kettle on then lass
Quiet night tonight Voddy
Well I won't be about long as I've had my apple and now onto custard creams
Ooh, hope they're not spiked "Z Z Z Z Z  | |||
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Desperate for an instant....
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Quiet night tonight Voddy
Well I won't be about long as I've had my apple and now onto custard creams
Ooh, hope they're not spiked
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage "Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k! | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k! "Try a large banana | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana "With the skin on or off! | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off! "The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off!
The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without "Tut...that's where I was getting it wrong.....made a right mess.... | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off!
The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without
Tut...that's where I was getting it wrong.....made a right mess.... "But they are always a treat for Barry to eat | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off!
The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without
Tut...that's where I was getting it wrong.....made a right mess....
But they are always a treat for Barry to eat"Oh yes...and the mars bars | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off!
The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without
Tut...that's where I was getting it wrong.....made a right mess....
But they are always a treat for Barry to eat
Oh yes...and the mars bars "Nah they get a bit sticky.....oh hang on | |||
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"Well the custard creams are kicking in....I not far away from the conking stage
Think I'll have some of your custard creams, could do with a good co*k!
Try a large banana
With the skin on or off!
The skin on is like a hard on....goes a little floppy without
Tut...that's where I was getting it wrong.....made a right mess....
But they are always a treat for Barry to eat
Oh yes...and the mars bars
Nah they get a bit sticky.....oh hang on "Haha! Been there, done that! | |||
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"Off to noddy land, lovely.. see ya later.xxx Yeah same here name night sami x" xxx | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes "Just doing the bacon. You not working today then?xx | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami "Ooh lovely, ready for my instant | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant "Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie "Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere "Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? "im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Just doing the bacon. You not working today then?xx"no huni my one day off this week | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight "Mmmm...I want some | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight "Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon  | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Just doing the bacon. You not working today then?xxno huni my one day off this week "Ah, enjoy. | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon "seeing as its you more for sami and me | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me"Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats  | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me" | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats "I like tuna steaks | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks "Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats "Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! "bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up "Ah, bless him | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up "Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts "Of course he does, he's male isn't he! | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he! "Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw.... | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw.... "Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped "Feck I never thought of that | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that "I know from experience..... | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that
I know from experience..... " | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that "or with ya tights on as the ankles will ripple | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that
I know from experience..... "Trust you | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that
or with ya tights on as the ankles will ripple "I've noticed that fecker...and you can't sneak them out | |||
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)"Afternoon k..I don't think mine will be as good as yours | |||
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"right im awake again mistress coffee please sami wheres the bacon sarnies eenie wheres the cream cakes
Feck that will draw the scroungers in..but I'll turn the machine on and put the kettle on for sami
Ooh lovely, ready for my instant
Coming up...can you shot a few fried mushrooms on my sarnie
Yep no problem, think I've got some magic ones here somewhere
Oh hey what's _oddy fecking knocking up? im doing salmon en croute with new potatoes and sliced toms tonight
Can I have tuna? Fecking hate salmon seeing as its you more for sami and me
Fresh tuna though! Not a tin of your cats
I like tuna steaks
Same here....it's nothing like the stuff you feed the cats
Haha! That's called Kit e Kat! bert has felix as he looks like her apart from a spot on his nose hes snoring next to me cuddled up
Does he pull the covers over your head when he farts
Of course he does, he's male isn't he!
Ah yeah ...I never do it with a nightie on ,but in the raw....
Haha, never do it with your nightie on, it may get trapped
Feck I never thought of that
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)"Afternoon K, howz you? | |||
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)
Afternoon K, howz you? "Very well thank you. Currently getting bored of teaching people how to use telephones just two more sessions to go and then home time | |||
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)
Afternoon K, howz you?
Very well thank you. Currently getting bored of teaching people how to use telephones just two more sessions to go and then home time "Ah, bless you! Not long to go hopefully, then. | |||
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)
Afternoon K, howz you?
Very well thank you. Currently getting bored of teaching people how to use telephones just two more sessions to go and then home time "then you teach em how to reverse the charges | |||
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"Afternoon All hope you all having a great day (K)
Afternoon K, howz you?
Very well thank you. Currently getting bored of teaching people how to use telephones just two more sessions to go and then home time then you teach em how to reverse the charges "Ha ha I didn't know you could still do that. Wouldn't you need to walk miles to find a phone box | |||
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"Just home from tesco...all there £1.50 easter eggs are on offer buy 2 get 2 free "Ooh better get stocked up | |||
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"Just home from tesco...all there £1.50 easter eggs are on offer buy 2 get 2 free
Ooh better get stocked up "I'll conk out on a fecker tonight | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy?" Berts had it... | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... "That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy?" in the oven fecking cooking dont be impatient ffs | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami" | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami"Me too
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy?in the oven fecking cooking dont be impatient ffs" Aw it will be done to fecking death | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy?in the oven fecking cooking dont be impatient ffs Aw it will be done to fecking death " | |||
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"Fecking passport office has rejected my photo ffs "Did you have your wig on? | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
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how was things today mistress"Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it! I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs | |||
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"Fecking passport office has rejected my photo ffs
Did you have your wig on? "Might as well have | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
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how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs "Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier "will only cost a fiver | |||
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"passes sami a plate of salmon en croute with new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine tomatoes and salad" OMG...glad I didn't eat tonight, this is delish, better than that Kit e Kat that you're having mistress | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier will only cost a fiver"....Ooh which reminds me.... | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier "Managed to find a friend to take one tonight thank feck....it took 4 attempts to upload it...yeah it is a bit of a feck on tbh | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier
Managed to find a friend to take one tonight thank feck....it took 4 attempts to upload it...yeah it is a bit of a feck on tbh "Was that your 'phone a friend'? | |||
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad" Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier
Managed to find a friend to take one tonight thank feck....it took 4 attempts to upload it...yeah it is a bit of a feck on tbh
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it "B for bum | |||
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"Where's the bloody tuna _oddy? Berts had it... That made me laugh out loud thankyou sami
Me too
how was things today mistress
Answer above...feckingredients instructions said get a "friend" to take a photo then upload it!
I had to take a selfie...no fecking friend to take it...the twats knew ffs
Oh dear. Get one in a photo booth and send it with your form, yes I know its old fashioned, but it's easier
Managed to find a friend to take one tonight thank feck....it took 4 attempts to upload it...yeah it is a bit of a feck on tbh
Was that your 'phone a friend'?
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it
B for bum "Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert | |||
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it "you just done that | |||
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it
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Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert"he had felix | |||
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"passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it
B for bum
Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert"No, Bert had already had a little nibble! | |||
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"Think I better take me nightie off..... "Trapped fart? | |||
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" "passes fannygolightly a plate tuna en croute new spuds drizzled in butter oven baked vine toms and salad Why's it got the fecking letter B seared into it B for bum Ah it was off the tunas rump eh...and here's me think it was for bert" he had felix " I was wondering where that fecker had gone | |||
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