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Create a convoluted Ronnie Corbett joke out of nowt

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By *lanPartridge OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham

So I was in a bar in Morocco...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When this man comes over to me

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

And offers to buy me a drink

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By *lanPartridge OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"When this man comes over to me "

Actually I say man, but I had my old glasses on ..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"When this man comes over to me

Actually I say man, but I had my old glasses on .."

I say Morocco it was the local kebab shop .....

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By *lanPartridge OP   Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"When this man comes over to me

Actually I say man, but I had my old glasses on ..

I say Morocco it was the local kebab shop ....."

I'm not surprised my glasses are so bad. My optician is a very strange man: Looks like a young Rock Hudson. Drives like a young Stevie Wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aha well yes,

as I was saying, I was in Morocco, It wasn't our First Choice holiday, we went with Thomas Cook...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, you know what it may have even been a lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

although with all this metrosexuality about it is difficult to tell these days. My wife said she wanted me to be more metrosexual but I just couldn't get aroused by a transport network.

But anyway, back to the bar. I say bar, a fridge full of cans and a bowl of nuts on a table fell well short of the travel brocure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having said that, the last time I went to Thailand, the hostesses has more nuts between them than a KP factory. You can tell if the lady you are chatting to is a real lady if you go back to hers and she can't parallel park.

Anyway, back to the bar...

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By *orksbiguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

well i say bar it was more like a pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which can be a bit confusing as my wife trys to dance around it. She says it will spice up our love life but keeps on putting it on the village green, attaching ribbons and dancing with bells on her knees. The Local Morris Men don't know where to look on a Saturday night when she unleashes her Dance of the Seven Veils.

However, this chap walks up and offers to buy me a drink. Although he did say I looked like a chap who preferred a stiff one...

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I told him not to be so cheeky and gave him the wink

Twenty minutes later we were up the back alley of the pub and he was balls deep in my back alley...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I say back alley but I really mean my arse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which takes me back to Thailand

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

... where i had the pleasure of a smoking hot ladyboy called Colin.

My oh my, what Colin couldn't do with his tongue was nobodys business. SHe could tie a cherry stalk in a knot in his mouth... And deepthroat, she could swallow my entire cock and balls with ease... ahh happy memories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But back to the alley...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

My blackberry’s not working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggle with all this modern technology. Between the Apple and Blackberry, I didn't realise what she meant when Colin said she wanted to take my Cherry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't realise she would remember such old cars, and I told her as long as it was more than the £120 I was offered on that we buy knackered cars website she was welcome to it..

Anyway, back to Morocco, or was it Thailand...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we left the bar and went down the alley, the man said he would give me a stiff one that would make my day. Turns out it made my hole weak.

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By *nehotguy4funMan
over a year ago

North East

More like a yawning hippo than the budgie's nostril you'd hope to encounter...

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