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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What’s lingo?

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes

My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"What’s lingo?"

Typo

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too "

Whom ever told you that obviously spent a lot of time looking into your eyes..

Does that make you easy to read then ?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too

Whom ever told you that obviously spent a lot of time looking into your eyes..

Does that make you easy to read then ?"

Mine change colour depending on the weather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an itch on my knee

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’ve just done all my ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm babysitting my grand daughter. She's just started talking. I've had enough of Peppa Pig.

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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago

under my rock cleethorpes


"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too

Whom ever told you that obviously spent a lot of time looking into your eyes..

Does that make you easy to read then ?"

I guess it would if they knew what colour meant what lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smashed two vertebrae in my neck and should have died... 30 years ago!!

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I’ve just done all my ironing "

Good woman you!!

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I have an itch on my knee"

You need to get that checked bro lol

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I smashed two vertebrae in my neck and should have died... 30 years ago!! "

Wow. Any residual deficits?

Weakness in your hands, pins and needles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smashed two vertebrae in my neck and should have died... 30 years ago!!

Wow. Any residual deficits?

Weakness in your hands, pins and needles ?"

Arthritis but it's a small price to pay really

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up. "

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I smashed two vertebrae in my neck and should have died... 30 years ago!!

Wow. Any residual deficits?

Weakness in your hands, pins and needles ?

Arthritis but it's a small price to pay really "

True ... nice optimistic view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook "

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though"

MT 17 years clean and sober afer 16 years of addiction and a period in my life when i was homeless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an itch on my knee

You need to get that checked bro lol"

Or just scatch it until it goes away much easier

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm going to eat popcorn for dinner. Extra butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i bought a liqueur made of acorns today.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though

MT 17 years clean and sober afer 16 years of addiction and a period in my life when i was homeless"

Congratulations in turning your life around x storm x

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I have an itch on my knee

You need to get that checked bro lol

Or just scatch it until it goes away much easier"

Then get it seen by a medical professional lol

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"i bought a liqueur made of acorns today."

Nutty...?

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though

MT 17 years clean and sober afer 16 years of addiction and a period in my life when i was homeless"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought a liqueur made of acorns today.

Nutty...?"

i hope so!

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By *oupleofkooksCouple
over a year ago

local

The 6ft4, 18st rugby player here can knit. Just finished another beanie hat.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Dave has a tooth missing, it was knocked out by a sword at a training session. Odd, boring, but non sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too

Whom ever told you that obviously spent a lot of time looking into your eyes..

Does that make you easy to read then ?

Mine change colour depending on the weather "

Mine sometimes go the same colour as my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Hungover

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’ve just done all my ironing

Good woman you!! "

I won’t be when I have an extra 10 minutes in bed each morning this week I can tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant drive (Kat) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ages on our profile are accurate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I smashed two vertebrae in my neck and should have died... 30 years ago!!

Wow. Any residual deficits?

Weakness in your hands, pins and needles ?

Arthritis but it's a small price to pay really

True ... nice optimistic view"

I should have been dead for 30 years... How can I not be? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up. "

Awww congratulations...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm locked in my cell for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make dreams come true

For other people....

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By *plshropsCouple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Cows can't walk down stairs ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cows can't walk down stairs ??"

But can they walk up them

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By *plshropsCouple
over a year ago

shrewsbury

Yes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up. "

That's cool, I didn't know we had a resident juggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. "

How would you get them down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

That's cool, I didn't know we had a resident juggler "

It wasn’t as fun as that sounds!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Since we started packing to move some 4 weeks ago we have both smelt a very distinctive tobacco smell on about 4 occasions..

neither of us smoke, nor our neighbours who in any case have been abroad since December..

we have smelt it before about 12 years ago when i took an internal wall down..

asked a neighbour who as lived here for 70 years who told us the gentleman who lived here before us smoked a pipe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

"
that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?"

No. I am *not* pregnant!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

That's cool, I didn't know we had a resident juggler

It wasn’t as fun as that sounds!"

Congratulations?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

No. I am *not* pregnant!"

Oh! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

That's cool, I didn't know we had a resident juggler

It wasn’t as fun as that sounds!

Congratulations? "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

No. I am *not* pregnant!

Oh! Lol "

Now I’m sad I’m not pregnant!! Breed me, Clem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sawdust in my knickers for the first time in weeks, and it makes me happy

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Its a myth that bats only turn left when leaving a cave

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

"

Feel privileged you telling us strangers!! Hope the father is excited

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I have sawdust in my knickers for the first time in weeks, and it makes me happy "

Ran out of toilet paper?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

No. I am *not* pregnant!

Oh! Lol

Now I’m sad I’m not pregnant!! Breed me, Clem? "

You'll be tied up and begging before i seed your ripe womb my little sow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

No. I am *not* pregnant!

Oh! Lol

Now I’m sad I’m not pregnant!! Breed me, Clem?

You'll be tied up and begging before i seed your ripe womb my little sow..."

Oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up.

My immediate thoughts

1. Should have cooked them...

2. What type of eggs were you eating

3. You a really bad cook

They were, hen’s eggs, I’m a great cook. It wasn’t the eggs that have caused the throwing up.

Awww congratulations...

that was my first thought. C’est. vrai?

No. I am *not* pregnant!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have sawdust in my knickers for the first time in weeks, and it makes me happy

Ran out of toilet paper?"

Nope been in Ireland, so unable to play in my workshop back there Monday for round 2 so taking the opportunity to get dusty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ate eggs this morning and threw them straight back up. "

It's boil for 3 minutes AFTER they come out of the chicken

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have 3 nipples

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I get paid for pulling poles and filling holes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had soggy feet at the end of the day all week. But it was worth it!

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

If I'm shy on a social meet. Means I like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the snog ,marry avoid thread is here to stay. ...

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By *iverWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I love dipping pizza crusts in salad cream

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was 8 years yesterday since I lost my virginity the second time. This is not about sex as the act lasted about 10.4 seconds.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I think marrilion were better after fish left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate salad cream

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"I think marrilion were better after fish left. "

OMG me too!! I love Steve Hogarth!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Cheffy snores like a walrus Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a disagreement with an ex left me with with a fear of drowning, Last year I finally conquered that fear and now I'm a fully qualified mermaid.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I think marrilion were better after fish left.

OMG me too!! I love Steve Hogarth! "

"Hooks in you" is still by far the best light rock song that there's ever been. And that's a fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though"

Gosh I think I'm addicted to coffee too... Can that be?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"I think marrilion were better after fish left.

OMG me too!! I love Steve Hogarth!

"Hooks in you" is still by far the best light rock song that there's ever been. And that's a fact."

Hmmm id disagree. Waiting to Happen? Cannibal Surf Babe? King?

And lets not forget the mighty Brave album

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can roll my tongue

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I can roll my tongue "

Skillz

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can roll my tongue

Skillz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can roll my tongue "

What around?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can roll my tongue

What around? "

Whatever I want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can roll my tongue

What around?

Whatever I want to... "

Oh, lovely!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can roll my tongue

What around?

Whatever I want to...

Oh, lovely! "

Yes, I am..

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By *parkle......Woman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though"

I dyed my hair red today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a milky coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60% of the time, it works everytime!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"60% of the time, it works everytime! "

I'm so pleased for you!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though

I dyed my hair red today "

And soon your grouting.....

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though

MT 17 years clean and sober afer 16 years of addiction and a period in my life when i was homeless"

Fair play. I have no idea how hard that would have bèen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only had one bedroom partner for 37 years.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"only had one bedroom partner for 37 years. "

Respect.

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure."

Hmmmm i thought there was a type of ape that engaged in leisure sex?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure.

Hmmmm i thought there was a type of ape that engaged in leisure sex? "

Bonobos

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area


"Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure.

Hmmmm i thought there was a type of ape that engaged in leisure sex?

Bonobos"

Fair enough, didn't know that. Each day is a learning day.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure.

Hmmmm i thought there was a type of ape that engaged in leisure sex?

Bonobos

Fair enough, didn't know that. Each day is a learning day. "

Fact.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I am tired, and should try to sleep...fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too "

Mine too. I was once asked if I was wearing contacts, as they'd gone bright blue (they're usually a dull grey blue). I'm not sure if it was the light or the hangover which affected them though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've competed against (and was embarrassed by) the current worlds strongest man. Nice bloke though!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I am tired, and should try to sleep...fact."

How are the weekend staff?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I've competed against (and was embarrassed by) the current worlds strongest man. Nice bloke though!"

You're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've competed against (and was embarrassed by) the current worlds strongest man. Nice bloke though!

You're too kind "

Your ass is much better than his clem!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"I've competed against (and was embarrassed by) the current worlds strongest man. Nice bloke though!

You're too kind

Your ass is much better than his clem! "

Hey, i work out.

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dolphins are the only mammals who have sex for pleasure.

Hmmmm i thought there was a type of ape that engaged in leisure sex?

Bonobos"

And humans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've competed against (and was embarrassed by) the current worlds strongest man. Nice bloke though!

You're too kind

Your ass is much better than his clem!

Hey, i work out. "

No doubt!

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By *oiretblancCouple
over a year ago

London

My partner Jonny has kissed Muhammad Ali...when J was 13 Ali was signing autographs at Selfridges one day and literally bumped into him as he waited for his limo...so he kissed his hand!

Ali laughed and said "Good Morning"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My partner Jonny has kissed Muhammad Ali...when J was 13 Ali was signing autographs at Selfridges one day and literally bumped into him as he waited for his limo...so he kissed his hand!

Ali laughed and said "Good Morning"

"

Like, on the lips!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im off to sleep"

Now that's a non sexual fact abouts ones self! Sweet dreams

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

My dog jumped on bed.farted and legged it...I thought north Korea had launched a chemical missle in my bedroom it burnt my eyes that much

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I am tired, and should try to sleep...fact.

How are the weekend staff? "

Short-staffed, busy and great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a heart attack when i was 32, totally changed my lifestyle since and feeling tickity boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stopped drinking lingo alcohol 4 years ago because I stopped enjoying not being in control of my actions so now learnt to have the same amount of fun ... but got addicted to speciality coffee

Let’s make this not about sex though"
I stopped taking sugar and salt as an additive to food or drink several years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i bought a liqueur made of acorns today."

Was it made by squirrels?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Submarines don't have cat flaps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Submarines don't have cat flaps..."
Dom's don't either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could drive your car upwards you would be in space in about an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the fabbing threads most only fab you if you fab them

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"My dog jumped on bed.farted and legged it...I thought north Korea had launched a chemical missle in my bedroom it burnt my eyes that much "

Bwahaha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I was a model

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Submarines don't have cat flaps..."

No need when there isn’t any cats allowed on board, but I’d happily take a trip with you to a submarine to confirm if you fact is actually factual

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"I was a model "

What type ?

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"i bought a liqueur made of acorns today.

Was it made by squirrels? "

Could I say you have very original pictures great eye from you photographer

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I was a model

What type ?

"

Topless and underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i had a heart attack when i was 32, totally changed my lifestyle since and feeling tickity boo "

Wow no way well im a ticking time bomb then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Submarines don't have cat flaps..."

Hahaha that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once picked to be in a Martini advert...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Honey badgers don't actually like honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I helped build the national lottery network.

and

I have written a fantasy novel (dragons and stuff).

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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I never look at those pictures... (if only we could see your pictures) lol

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I used to wake up in one country and go to school in the other.

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Twelve plus one is an anagram of eleven plus two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s lingo?"

long ago ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small scar on my face. I was bitten by a dog.

According to my great uncle and my grandad. Charlie & Eddie Richardson were their cousins.

My granny was the first woman to ride a giraffe in the circus.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"My eyes change colour, it can depend on my mood, the time of day and/or the lighting, I’m told they turn black when I’m very angry too

Mine too. I was once asked if I was wearing contacts, as they'd gone bright blue (they're usually a dull grey blue). I'm not sure if it was the light or the hangover which affected them though."

I have Hazel eyes, but they change to a bright green depending on my mood.

I've been asked several times if I'm wearing coloured lenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i work lots and lots and lots which takes over my social life and i still dont earn huge amounts ...

well maybe i do but mortgage council tax gas water electric internet mobile phone car tax and insurance diesel and food and all the other bits and bobs woosh its gone .

i used to go to the pub quite regular for a couple of pints but dont now ...

money and work blocked the route there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could drive your car upwards you would be in space in about an hour."

on a motorway you cover 1 mile every minute, is space only 60 miles away.

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"If you could drive your car upwards you would be in space in about an hour.

on a motorway you cover 1 mile every minute, is space only 60 miles away."

To get to point of no gravity it’s not that far but I don’t think there was too much depth of thought put into that comment

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"If you could drive your car upwards you would be in space in about an hour.

on a motorway you cover 1 mile every minute, is space only 60 miles away."

You need to speed up then as you only drive at 60mph on a motorway. Hope you stay in the slow lane and not a middle lane hogger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space is 62 miles straight up, more than 2 miles up gets pretty hard to obtain enough oxygen. So your engine may play up... Perhaps a hybrid is the best bet

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Dark energy contributes 68.3% of the total energy in the present-day observable universe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The ages on our profile are accurate!!"

same here....

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Dark energy contributes 68.3% of the total energy in the present-day observable universe. "

You would need to believe dark energy exists to make that a factual statement

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By *ionicfinger OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Space is 62 miles straight up, more than 2 miles up gets pretty hard to obtain enough oxygen. So your engine may play up... Perhaps a hybrid is the best bet "

Did we not think of propulsion , or the need to oxygen with an internal combustion engine ?

Just throwing this out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to wake up in one country and go to school in the other. "
Scotland and England you lived in Berwick

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