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"Fear not ladies of the world the earth moving for you All was just me sharing my love" You came very quickly | |||
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"Fear not ladies of the world the earth moving for you All was just me sharing my love You came very quickly " haha | |||
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"T’was me....I fell down the stairs this morning! My bum took the brunt and I think it may have caused the tremor. I’m fine though Fabbers " Awwwww can we see the damage | |||
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"And in Shropshire, nothing too bad but it did seem to go on for a while" Is that what that was | |||
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"T’was me....I fell down the stairs this morning! My bum took the brunt and I think it may have caused the tremor. I’m fine though Fabbers Awwwww can we see the damage " Maybe but my bum is that big it could block out the light for the camera | |||
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"T’was me....I fell down the stairs this morning! My bum took the brunt and I think it may have caused the tremor. I’m fine though Fabbers Awwwww can we see the damage Maybe but my bum is that big it could block out the light for the camera " lol oh well another phenominai | |||
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"Hell of a thump here in Swansea. Apparently we were the centre! Sorry all we'll try and tone it down a bit." Latest I heard that it was a substantial earthquake in Swansea and caused millions of pounds worth of improvement | |||
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"Hell of a thump here in Swansea. Apparently we were the centre! Sorry all we'll try and tone it down a bit. Latest I heard that it was a substantial earthquake in Swansea and caused millions of pounds worth of improvement " Tens of pounds worth of damage...... | |||
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"EARTHQUAKE IN Blean-y-maes Swansea!! An earthquake measuring 4.9 on the Richter scale hit Blaenymaes this afternoon its epicentre was on Portmead avenue. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell". The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The South Wales Evening Post news reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Swansea. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle " Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Nike or Burberry baseball caps Adidas tracksuit tops (his and hers) Pauls Boutique Jackets (female) White sport socks Ugg boots, onesies and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Pot Noodles, Pringles, Cans of Stella or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £10 buys Lamberts and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. ***Breaking news*** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Bonymaen" said the girl, "wossit gorra fucking do wiv you?"" | |||
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"EARTHQUAKE IN Blean-y-maes Swansea!! An earthquake measuring 4.9 on the Richter scale hit Blaenymaes this afternoon its epicentre was on Portmead avenue. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fuuuckinell". The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. The South Wales Evening Post news reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Swansea. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Jeremy Kyle " Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of White Lightning to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: Nike or Burberry baseball caps Adidas tracksuit tops (his and hers) Pauls Boutique Jackets (female) White sport socks Ugg boots, onesies and any other items usually sold in Primark. Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same. Required foodstuffs include: Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Pot Noodles, Pringles, Cans of Stella or Special Brew. 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9. £10 buys Lamberts and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. ***Breaking news*** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alco-pop. 'Where are you bleeding from?' they asked, "Bonymaen" said the girl, "wossit gorra fucking do wiv you?"" | |||
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"Fear not ladies of the world the earth moving for you All was just me sharing my love You came very quickly " But did you feel the Earth move in a lurving kind of way ? | |||
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"Fear not ladies of the world the earth moving for you All was just me sharing my love You came very quickly But did you feel the Earth move in a lurving kind of way ?" A quick shake and it was all over. | |||
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"Fear not ladies of the world the earth moving for you All was just me sharing my love You came very quickly But did you feel the Earth move in a lurving kind of way ? A quick shake and it was all over." first time my headboard has rattled in ages | |||
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