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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....

... grinning maniacally he shouts..

" HERE'S MARTIN!"

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over a year ago

Shurrup and put the kettle on

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over a year ago

"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....

... grinning maniacally he shouts..

" HERE'S MARTIN!""

Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....

... grinning maniacally he shouts..

" HERE'S MARTIN!"

Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now "

Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Huh, you try to make a dramatic entrance, announcing your intention to wreak havoc after spending 24hrs as a peace-loving hippy.... and ya end up making tea.

Bet Jack never had that problem ffs!!

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over a year ago

2 sugars please

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"2 sugars please

(_)D.... there ya go... biccies? Soz... only got garibaldi.....

Wait a minute!!!!!

FFS! I fell for it!!!

The beast nearly got neutered by ladies wiv tea and biccies.... goddamit!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

Sod this for a lark, I am off out to wreak havoc.

Chaos..

Confusion..

Crisis..

My work here is done!

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over a year ago

"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....

... grinning maniacally he shouts..

" HERE'S MARTIN!"

Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now

Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I?"

Sounds like a safe sex meet. No milk.... earl grey if poss ...ta x

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"He takes a fire axe, and smashes it into the door.... again and again, and the door weakens, then splinters, a gap appears, through which he sticks his face....

... grinning maniacally he shouts..

" HERE'S MARTIN!"

Martin ?? Nah ... You sure? Doesn't sound right to me .... Hereeeees Marrrrrtin??? Nah Yeah ..shut up .. Kettle ... now

Well, he said "Here's Johnny!!", but my names.... oh never mind... I'll put the kettle on then shall I?

Sounds like a safe sex meet. No milk.... earl grey if poss ...ta x "

Dont you get it?

I am the Overlord of Darkness...

The Destroyer of Threads...

The Annihilator of (erm) the Pompous

The Prince of (erm) Posts..

The... erm.. the... oh shit!

Earl Grey you said wasnt it?

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

With apologies to Monty Python...

"He's not the Overlord of Darkness, he's just a very naughty boy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx "

Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!

You can go right off someone you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's martin? oooh! scary!

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over a year ago

"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx

Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!

You can go right off someone you know!

think she may have meant gimp not chimp

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Here's martin? oooh! scary!

Nah, I aint scary.... you bounced up and down on my lap so you know I am a harmless puppy dog really!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx

Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!

You can go right off someone you know!

think she may have meant gimp not chimp

Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!!

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over a year ago

"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx

Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!

You can go right off someone you know!

think she may have meant gimp not chimp

Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!!"

ah ok then,that means am still on yer crimbo card list then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's martin? oooh! scary!

Nah, I aint scary.... you bounced up and down on my lap so you know I am a harmless puppy dog really!!"

Yes I borrowed your knee as a seat but it was all those demonic growling noises you made that made me reach for the crucifix

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

**Here's Maddieeeeeeee**

Sounds soooooooo much better!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Here's martin? oooh! scary!

Nah, I aint scary.... you bounced up and down on my lap so you know I am a harmless puppy dog really!!

Yes I borrowed your knee as a seat but it was all those demonic growling noises you made that made me reach for the crucifix

Growling? no hun, I was moaning lol.... that leather thingy was having an effect on me!!

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By *thwalescpl OP Couple
over a year ago

brecon

"Yes please darlin...... and a slice of orange.

You ARE the Prince of P.G and I'll never forget it xxxxx

Oh... you calling me a chimp? Thats another one off the xmas card list!!

You can go right off someone you know!

think she may have meant gimp not chimp

Gimp? Nah, leather aint a good look for me lol!!

ah ok then,that means am still on yer crimbo card list then"

Oh yes, will be delivered in person, when I come for Xmas dinner lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you sods....thats why i dreamt about the shining last night..I couldnt think why it had popped into my head...just remembered I read this post yesterday lol...

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