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"Laphroaig please, no ice, thank you.
Coming right up "Bit quiet in here tonight but does mean I've got you to myself!  | |||
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"Jaggerbombs all round Batman " Ooo love jägers, jägers coming right up, I’ll necer sleep tonight though  | |||
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Bit quiet in here tonight but does mean I've got you to myself! "Think it’s a bit quiet as I opened late as I was in two minds as to whether to open | |||
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"A white wine please x "Large one coming right up xx | |||
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" But do you get free nibbles in your bar? "I do anything you want food and drink wise in my bar, it’s a virtual bar so we can have anything! | |||
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"Just had two bottles Weston’s cider dry extra strong 8.2% Happy yeh" Oh lovely, you don’t want serving then? | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
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"A white wine please x
Large one coming right up xx"If the Lady doesn't object, please put that on my tab. | |||
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"Whatever you're drinking "I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass | |||
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx" I've not had one of those for ages | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
Double JD and please
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"Ooh I am going retro tonight Morgan's rum and over ice please x" Coming right up x | |||
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx" Of course, here you go x | |||
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"Whatever you're drinking
I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass "Stool am 6ft 3 I'll stand is this spot taken  | |||
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"Vodka with ginger beer. Dont forget the ice cubes.x" Oh sounds tasty, one to try, here’s yours x | |||
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"A white wine please x
Large one coming right up xx
If the Lady doesn't object, please put that on my tab. "Not at all | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
Double JD and please
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Thankyouuuu...any nibbles about? "Aye. What’d you want? | |||
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"Whatever you're drinking
I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass
Stool am 6ft 3 I'll stand is this spot taken "Haha I was talking to the lady but no that spot there isn’t taken | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
Double JD and please
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Thankyouuuu...any nibbles about?
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx I've not had one of those for ages " Me neither but I remember drinking them in jugs with straws...oh what fun xxx | |||
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"Every week without fail sexy. A southern comfort and lemonade here please "Mmmm taste just like sherbert...I’ll have one of those next please | |||
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" But do you get free nibbles in your bar?
I do anything you want food and drink wise in my bar, it’s a virtual bar so we can have anything! "A fruit and nut medley then please | |||
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx I've not had one of those for ages Me neither but I remember drinking them in jugs with straws...oh what fun xxx" Talking of jugs!!  | |||
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"Every week without fail sexy. A southern comfort and lemonade here please "Haha I know, I’m a bit late though this week, what’s a Friday evening without my bar!. Coming right up | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
Double JD and please
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Thankyouuuu...any nibbles about?
Aye. What’d you want?
Salted nuts please "Aye catch | |||
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"What’s everyone having?
Double JD and please
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Thankyouuuu...any nibbles about?
Aye. What’d you want?
Salted nuts please
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx I've not had one of those for ages Me neither but I remember drinking them in jugs with straws...oh what fun xxx" Indeed jugs with straws were much fun back im the day | |||
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"Every week without fail sexy. A southern comfort and lemonade here please
Mmmm taste just like sherbert...I’ll have one of those next please "Of course | |||
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"Vodka and ice please. A double? "Go for it! Thanks barmade, | |||
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"Straight jack Daniels no ice and lots of it, been one of those days at Work to forget " Have a bottle and drink sensibly | |||
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"Friday nights need a Cpt Morgan and cola here please "Coming right up | |||
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" But do you get free nibbles in your bar?
I do anything you want food and drink wise in my bar, it’s a virtual bar so we can have anything!
A fruit and nut medley then please "Aye prepacked, catch | |||
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"I fancy something different. What've you got to offer this evening?" I have shots, pints, bottles, wine, cocktails, don’t choose anything too difficult though | |||
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"Vodka and ice please. A double?
Go for it! Thanks barmade,"Coming right up | |||
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"I fancy something different. What've you got to offer this evening? I have shots, pints, bottles, wine, cocktails, don’t choose anything too difficult though "Any1 wna share a fishbowl?? | |||
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx I've not had one of those for ages Me neither but I remember drinking them in jugs with straws...oh what fun xxx Indeed jugs with straws were much fun back im the day "So were my leg warmers and glow bands | |||
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"Vodka and ice please. A double?
Go for it! Thanks barmade,
Coming right up "Awesome. Have one for yourself! | |||
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"Morgan spice and lemonade please....make it a large one "Oh of course, here you go | |||
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"Vodka and ice please. A double?
Go for it! Thanks barmade,
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Awesome. Have one for yourself!"Cheers | |||
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"Cheeky vimto please....loads of ice!!!! Xxx I've not had one of those for ages Me neither but I remember drinking them in jugs with straws...oh what fun xxx Indeed jugs with straws were much fun back im the day
So were my leg warmers and glow bands "I think last time I drank a jug with a straw was in the 90’s! however I did drink a pint with a straw in December as my pint was too heavy! | |||
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"What’s everyone having? "A pint or two of Stella artois... Boring but effective lol | |||
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"I fancy something different. What've you got to offer this evening? I have shots, pints, bottles, wine, cocktails, don’t choose anything too difficult though "Ah sod it, crack the red wine open. A Malbec if you have one. | |||
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"Evening, Got any Dark fruits barwench? "Hehe if you’d like dark fruits I have it, however that’s not my drink of choice tonight | |||
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"Evening, Got any Dark fruits barwench?
Hehe if you’d like dark fruits I have it, however that’s not my drink of choice tonight " shocked and stunned by this | |||
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"Evening, Got any Dark fruits barwench?
Hehe if you’d like dark fruits I have it, however that’s not my drink of choice tonight
shocked and stunned by this "Haha I’m into wine at the minute  | |||
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"Evening, Got any Dark fruits barwench?
Hehe if you’d like dark fruits I have it, however that’s not my drink of choice tonight
shocked and stunned by this
Haha I’m into wine at the minute "Also drinking wine | |||
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"Am buying everyone a beer so I can keep talking to the sexy bar maid ok guys and girls "Haha I have an inbox! Although it isn’t often replied to! | |||
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"Evening, Got any Dark fruits barwench?
Hehe if you’d like dark fruits I have it, however that’s not my drink of choice tonight
shocked and stunned by this
Haha I’m into wine at the minute
Also drinking wine "Gutted though I couldn’t get my favourite red tonight so I’m on rose | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night ." Okay just holla if you want any company | |||
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"Pernod and lemonade and just leave the bottle please SB xx" Oh of course x | |||
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"Pernod and lemonade and just leave the bottle please SB xx Oh of course x" Thanks lovely xx | |||
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"Pernod and lemonade and just leave the bottle please SB xx Oh of course x Thanks lovely xx" You are more than welcome | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company "Are you a Malbec fan then? | |||
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"Pernod and lemonade and just leave the bottle please SB xx Oh of course x Thanks lovely xx You are more than welcome " xx | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then? "I prefer a Rioja to be honest | |||
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"Large port....well its a small one now....hic Lmp x" Hehe a large one coming up x | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then?
I prefer a Rioja to be honest"I’ve got a very nice bottle of Finca Nueva (2004) here if you fancy it? | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then?
I prefer a Rioja to be honest
I’ve got a very nice bottle of Finca Nueva (2004) here if you fancy it? "Aye why not, no idea what it tastes like though, I’ll try it though | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then?
I prefer a Rioja to be honest
I’ve got a very nice bottle of Finca Nueva (2004) here if you fancy it?
Aye why not, no idea what it tastes like though, I’ll try it though "Ooh it’s a rich, savoury Rioja that is amazingly strong. Smooth but complex - it really is a bloody lovely Rioja. I’ll pour you a glass | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x" Can’t be that sozzled- you’re still typing coherently | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then?
I prefer a Rioja to be honest
I’ve got a very nice bottle of Finca Nueva (2004) here if you fancy it?
Aye why not, no idea what it tastes like though, I’ll try it though
Ooh it’s a rich, savoury Rioja that is amazingly strong. Smooth but complex - it really is a bloody lovely Rioja. I’ll pour you a glass
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x" Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x"I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!! | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!! "Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x"Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@ | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x
Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@ "Love tea when I’m d*unk I have lots of wine and bottled water though | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x
Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@
Love tea when I’m d*unk I have lots of wine and bottled water though "Get here... now then!!!  | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x
Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@
Love tea when I’m d*unk I have lots of wine and bottled water though
Get here... now then!!! "Well that’s not going to work lady, I drank a bottle of wine myself! We need to make plans soon though | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x
Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@
Love tea when I’m d*unk I have lots of wine and bottled water though
Get here... now then!!!
Well that’s not going to work lady, I drank a bottle of wine myself! We need to make plans soon though "Ohhhh yes! | |||
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"Am already rather sozzled... but another sauvignon blanc.... and a glass of water...please x Hehe sozzled that would have taken me about 10 minutes to type especially with autocorrect! Coming right up x
I can only see out of one eye and have hiccips!! Cheers dollface!!
Hehe, what can I get you? Or shall I surprise you x
Still just the wine and water... tho someone bringing me tea now... wtf?!@
Love tea when I’m d*unk I have lots of wine and bottled water though
Get here... now then!!!
Well that’s not going to work lady, I drank a bottle of wine myself! We need to make plans soon though
Ohhhh yes! " | |||
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I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass "Heating on, clothes off ?? | |||
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"What red have you available? "I have Rioja or Tempranillo, it’s a virtual bar on a Friday night! | |||
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"I’d like an Old Fashioned please, and let me get the lady’s Southern Comfort too x " Well thanks | |||
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"I’m on the Malbec tonight thanks. I’ll just sit in the corner quietly with my bottle, as I’m tired after a late one last night . Okay just holla if you want any company
Are you a Malbec fan then?
I prefer a Rioja to be honest
I’ve got a very nice bottle of Finca Nueva (2004) here if you fancy it?
Aye why not, no idea what it tastes like though, I’ll try it though
Ooh it’s a rich, savoury Rioja that is amazingly strong. Smooth but complex - it really is a bloody lovely Rioja. I’ll pour you a glass
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"I’d like an Old Fashioned please, and let me get the lady’s Southern Comfort too x Well thanks "The pleasure is all mine x | |||
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"Sex on the beach for me please. I’m in dire need tonight " Indeed coming right up and pull up a stool and tell me all about it | |||
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"I’d like an Old Fashioned please, and let me get the lady’s Southern Comfort too x " Oh I love an old fashioned | |||
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I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass
Heating on, clothes off ?? "Only if we are in bed, I get too cold otherwise  | |||
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"I just won a £1 on the lottery .. drinks are on me ... what's everyone having? " Haha you don’t get this bar, it’s virtual, what are you having? | |||
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"Good evening Could I please have a Southern Comfort and lemonade . "Changed my mind on the red, I’ll have what spiderwoman is having please with ice | |||
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"Good evening Could I please have a Southern Comfort and lemonade .
Changed my mind on the red, I’ll have what spiderwoman is having please with ice "Aye course you can | |||
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"Has to be a captain morgans spiced rum and Diet Coke for me please.... ok make it a double "Okay coming right up | |||
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"Whatever you're drinking
I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass
Heating on, clothes off ??
Only if we are in bed, I get too cold otherwise "We can drink in bed! As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy | |||
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"Whatever you're drinking
I’m drinking a bottle of rose tonight, pull up a stool, I’ll pour you a glass
Heating on, clothes off ??
Only if we are in bed, I get too cold otherwise
We can drink in bed! As long as it's cold and wet I'm happy "Oh I don’t think that will be an issue | |||
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"Good evening Could I please have a Southern Comfort and lemonade .
Changed my mind on the red, I’ll have what spiderwoman is having please with ice
Aye course you can "Thanking you kindly | |||
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