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"So who likes sticky fingers?" I love them....you got some? 
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x"Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend? | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x"I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?"I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!! My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself... I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx | |||
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I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie "Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days "Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much  | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx"Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy "How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much"Hot and spicy make me trump...  | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant"WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you? | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump... "Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you? "Nah but I'm not taking my coffee machine down south....I'll never see the fecker again  | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump...
Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones "Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth  | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you?
Nah but I'm not taking my coffee machine down south....I'll never see the fecker again "Yeah, you have to watch them southerners | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends "Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump...
Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones
Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth "You still got your own?  | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant"Shall I put my coffee maker on? | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx"Thanks lovely lady.xx | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump...
Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones
Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth
You still got your own? "No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile! | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
Shall I put my coffee maker on? "Feck...how the feck did you get that | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump...
Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones
Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth
You still got your own?
No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile! "Aw just give him marshmallows tomorrow then | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
Shall I put my coffee maker on?
Feck...how the feck did you get that "I'm a classy lady   | |||
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"So who likes sticky fingers? I love them....you got some?
And I love the happy title too...come on summer
I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days
Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much
Hot and spicy make me trump...
Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones
Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth
You still got your own?
No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile!
Aw just give him marshmallows tomorrow then "Yeah, good idea | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
Shall I put my coffee maker on?
Feck...how the feck did you get that
I'm a classy lady "...and posh | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
Shall I put my coffee maker on?
Feck...how the feck did you get that
I'm a classy lady "Right I'm on my way | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx"Is it a vanilla party or... xx | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie
Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy
How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant
Shall I put my coffee maker on?
Feck...how the feck did you get that
I'm a classy lady
Right I'm on my way " Brill x | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx"No it is a swinging party, but I tend to go for the social side now. | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx"Hope they have haagan dazs then | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
Hope they have haagan dazs then "No just the Italian stuff | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
Hope they have haagan dazs then
No just the Italian stuff "Non vanilla then....any spanking going on?  | |||
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"Right off to feed my man..catcha all later xx"Seen ya later sami | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
Hope they have haagan dazs then
No just the Italian stuff
Non vanilla then....any spanking going on? "There may be spanking, I'll be hiding | |||
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"Right off to feed my man..catcha all later xx
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
No it is a swinging party, but I tend to go for the social side now. "Wish I was brave enough to go to one... Or a club... But hey ho  | |||
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
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"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x
Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?
I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!
My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...
I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx
Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends
Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx
Thanks lovely lady.xx
Is it a vanilla party or... xx
Hope they have haagan dazs then
No just the Italian stuff
Non vanilla then....any spanking going on?
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Oi oi where you bin hiding? "been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off | |||
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"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me" I wish I dared... | |||
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"Good evening young ladies xxx" And some old men | |||
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"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me" Don't you get to read it | |||
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Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off"Aw magical mystery tour | |||
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Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off
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Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off
Aw magical mystery tour
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"Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!” Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!” "Feck off | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though? "Yeah and you can't bite email as your lads got the teeth in tonight | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight "Aw ffs | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs "Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith "rings police | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith "Good thinking
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
rings police"That was my first thought _oddy | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
Good thinking
For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny "Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
rings police
That was my first thought _oddy "Dont worry both...I'll shove em back in before he wakes....just in time for his all bran | |||
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
rings police
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"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers
Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
Good thinking
For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny
Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago "Voddyyyy phone the rossers | |||
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Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
Good thinking
For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny
Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago
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Are they sticky though?
Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight
Aw ffs
Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith
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That was my first thought _oddy you seen the size of them gnashers"Grrrrr Feck I've forgot how to do it | |||
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Helloooooooooo,im not on long iv just finished work and havin a pint"Well you deserve a pint...enjoy | |||
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I didn't see that fecker sneak in "Hello bell**d | |||
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I didn't see that fecker sneak in
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Don't start flirting with him...."Shot the fecker out sami | |||
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"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports" Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies | |||
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"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies
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"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies you had better watch out too"I'm too sour to eat | |||
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Good morning to you sami "Morning Mistress | |||
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Sun only shines on the righteous
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Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress "I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh | |||
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"Morning ladies and Mistress
Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress
I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh "I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party | |||
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"Morning ladies and Mistress
Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress
I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh
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"Morning ladies and Mistress
Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress
I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh
I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party
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"Morning ladies and Mistress
Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress
I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh
I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party
Hope you don't come unstuck
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"Morning ladies and Mistress
Good morning to you sami
Morning Mistress
I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh
I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party
Hope you don't come unstuck
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"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck itup buttercup
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"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it
Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs "
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"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it
Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs
You can tell I've just found that emoji
What the vom one "Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory | |||
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Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs
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What the vom one
Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory " This is a cat's windmill (bum)! | |||
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You can tell I've just found that emoji
What the vom one
Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory
This is a cat's windmill (bum)!"Them fecker are easy ffs they are there to see | |||
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You can tell I've just found that emoji
What the vom one
Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory
This is a cat's windmill (bum)!
Them fecker are easy ffs they are there to see "Hehe, it's my favourite | |||
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows "Aw the lucky bugger...but I hope you both have a fun time | |||
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Good idea
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart "He certainly is Voddy | |||
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart
Wish I was one
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Try quick dry cement
Good idea
Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north
Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart
Wish I was one
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Mwah!!
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"Afternoon all, just been to see my dad. He's not as good as I hoped he would be
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"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that. I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me "Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird | |||
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"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that. I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me
Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird hey she can't help looking like a owl bag"FIFY _oddy | |||
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"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that. I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me
Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird hey she can't help looking like a owl bag
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