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By *dam1971 OP   Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Go on, you might as well. It’s Friday and the fat, lazy, halitosis-ridden bastard has got through another week taking the glory for all your hard work. The next time you see him will be Monday when he’ll do it all again.

Or will he? Not if he succumbed to an “accident”.

He’s a pain in the arse but not worth doing time for, he needs to go in a way that’s certain but not traceable. To paraphrase Cadbury, how do you kill yours?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like my boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my boss tbh. My old one was my best friend but she got promoted so she left. And the new one I knew anyway so he's pretty decent. And I'm going through a promotion right now so can't really complain about him... yet.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

1 i also see my boss Sunday.

And

2 i like my boss as thay are not bossey

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

My boss is a bit of a looker so I wouldn’t knock her off but her boss is an ass hole so I’d probably dress ur seduce him and then kill him off. Everyone would think it was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self employed cave man slips away quietly...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old boss I’d have thrown in the sea in a heartbeat but my new boss is a dream. I’ll keep him a while longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash boobs at him so he dies of fright XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I kill my boss that’s one thing, but I’d prefer it if my team don’t kill me, that would put a dampener on the weekend to be fair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference "

I thought you were the boss xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I did have thoughts of physically maiming my boss (I’m completely a none violent person) .... that’s when I knew it was time to leave, so I did

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I am watching this post with keen interest hope I am not mentioned. I think I am ok, but I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my boss, he's a sweetheart and we're a great team. If I killed him he'd probably be replaced by a fast-track graduate who doesn't know their arse from their elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the boss i like most

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I quite like my boss "

I do too. Some of my colleagues on the other hand... slowly with tweezers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.

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I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.

I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't "

I couldn’t hurt a fly but I’m sure someone will pop along and offer to help you out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

using that word could get you in trouble .

bit like a text or e mail .

its classed as signed document so to speak.

not good to put things in writing , even if only meant as a joke .

could tell you a true story about very similar , omg ,you wouldnt adam and eve it . talk about blown out of proportion and huge cost/waste of time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to kill each other’s bosses so we all have an alibi.

I'm my own boss, where does that leave me? I can't kill myself yet, well I can but I won't

I couldn’t hurt a fly but I’m sure someone will pop along and offer to help you out "

I already know people who'll do it for me so I've got that base covered thanks

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

My boss is a fucking millitant vegan who knits for fun and is half my age...id gladly do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if your your own boss?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I like my boss but if I had to I'd sit on his face and smother him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like my boss but if I had to I'd sit on his face and smother him."

What a way to go, can I add you to the top of the list of people who want to kill me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference

I thought you were the boss xx"
I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My boss is an absolute treasure, so therefore not in need of dispatching.

My first boss, however, was mean and horrid. It was my first Saturday job, and I was thirteen.

I would quite happily fed her into a meat mincing machine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference

I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays "

Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference

I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays

Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx"
As good as yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TBH if I killed my boss I doubt anyone would know the difference

I thought you were the boss xx I'm the manager not the owner although he doesn't come in much nowadays

Ah ok so you are the boss really then xx As good as yes x"

x

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

I’d like to think I’m a good boss and if there’s any Ladies looking for a job, I’m sure I can find you a little position under me. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in the office with his gun ready for anyone trying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of three managers and a supervisor of sorts, I quite like three out of four and I'm working on humanising and liking the fourth.

Honestly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of three managers and a supervisor of sorts, I quite like three out of four and I'm working on humanising and liking the fourth.

Honestly. "

Humanising? that sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out of three managers and a supervisor of sorts, I quite like three out of four and I'm working on humanising and liking the fourth.

Honestly.

Humanising? that sounds painful "

The definition is to make more humane and civilised but that's not what I meant. What I mean is that the person is a bit abrasive so I'm trying to see beyond that to the person they actually are.

And another one of those people is a bit fanciable so I don't want to kill them either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my boss.

She’s really lovely, I feel very fortunate because I know what it’s like to have a cccuuuunt of a boss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my boss. He's fairly decent.

I think his wife has decided she doesn't like me though. Meh.

I wouldn't kill either of them though.

Or is it all a cover story?

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