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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone has something about themselves they would change if they could.

We're here to help.

We can replace any useless under performing body part or, maybe it's just worn-out or redundant.

I must say, my typing skills have improved by 100% since getting these new sausage fingers!

So, why not give it a go?

We're offering a FREE 21 day trial. If you're not happy at the end of the trial we will re fit your old parts at no cost, that's right...NO cost.

Fed up of looking for a pen? Trade in a finger and have it grafted to your hand, it will always be there when you need it.

We can quite literally put a spring in your step!

Just imagine what life could be like if only you could reach up high or, bend over backwards!

Mr Fingers body parts exchange providing a useful service helping you to enhance your body and improve performance.

Evolution at a time and pace that suits you!

You just need a purpose and an imaginative and creative mind... we'll do the rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new spine as mine is crumbling.

I could also do with a flatter tummy if someone has one to spare?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I always seem to dawdle, so a couple of faster possibly spring loaded lower legs would help me get about faster, and bounce up to reach things off tall shelves please.

If I could also trial some more acute eyes, that allow me to see in great detail things that are in the distance that would be cool. I promise not to use my binocular vision eyes for perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the stomach!! As hard as I try with the gym and running, plus a resonable diet, its still there!! I don't want a full on 6 pack but wanna get rid of the family pack lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a new spine as mine is crumbling.

I could also do with a flatter tummy if someone has one to spare? "

Couple of heavy duty springs should sort your back out and we'll just replace that tummy with some plate steel.

Enjoy your new strong flexible flat stomached bullet proof life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always seem to dawdle, so a couple of faster possibly spring loaded lower legs would help me get about faster, and bounce up to reach things off tall shelves please.

If I could also trial some more acute eyes, that allow me to see in great detail things that are in the distance that would be cool. I promise not to use my binocular vision eyes for perving "

That's all sorted and, I've fitted your new binocular eyes with a private stealthy browsing function...not that you'll use it of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely the stomach!! As hard as I try with the gym and running, plus a resonable diet, its still there!! I don't want a full on 6 pack but wanna get rid of the family pack lol"

I think I had an old washboard somewhere...ah, there it is. That should do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to exchange my belly fat for a penis, I want to keep my woman parts too though. I,m just greedy XXX

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

How many parts can I have fitted? I'm thinking everything from the chin down??

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Nuthing.

I'm fine as i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely the stomach!! As hard as I try with the gym and running, plus a resonable diet, its still there!! I don't want a full on 6 pack but wanna get rid of the family pack lol

I think I had an old washboard somewhere...ah, there it is. That should do!"

That will do then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a new spine as mine is crumbling.

I could also do with a flatter tummy if someone has one to spare?

Couple of heavy duty springs should sort your back out and we'll just replace that tummy with some plate steel.

Enjoy your new strong flexible flat stomached bullet proof life."

Aww thanks, I'll put them to the test later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to exchange my belly fat for a penis, I want to keep my woman parts too though. I,m just greedy XXX"

That's fine...you can choose your own, they're on the top shelf at the back of the shop. I'd recommend one of the longer ones...handy if you feel the need to service yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many parts can I have fitted? I'm thinking everything from the chin down?? "

As many as you like as long as your brain is left intact and in control.

Could you just pull those black knickers to side a bit more please... it will make fitting your new legs a little easier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nuthing.

I'm fine as i am "

Couldn't interest you in some x-ray eyes or nice pair of wings...

Oh well, you know where we are if you change your mind!

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