FabSwingers.com forum: The Death of the Missile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is with great sadness I bring you the news that The Thrillseekingmissile has passed away...

It may be relief to some of you, a great sorrow for others...

How did he die? Why don't you give an explanation a try?

Feel free to write his epitaph below:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously. "

Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who?"

Ooooh you Bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His missile has blown up in his hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His missile has blown up in his hand."

On average.. that's just as likely to happen as falling off my soapbox

Given the time dedicated to both activities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.

Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it."

Cough

Every thread you're in

Cough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.

Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.

Cough

Every thread you're in

Cough.

I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/18 16:00:44]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Crushed by the sheer weight of rejections.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

While on a rather hazardous mission it is with deep regret and remorse that I must tell you that his warhead fell off and fell into a deep chasm which due to its depth and severe wet conditions it was not possible to recover. May he forever be in our dreams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"While on a rather hazardous mission it is with deep regret and remorse that I must tell you that his warhead fell off and fell into a deep chasm which due to its depth and severe wet conditions it was not possible to recover. May he forever be in our dreams "

My favourite so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crushed by the sheer weight of rejections."

Another very possible outcome

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Crushed by the sheer weight of rejections.

Another very possible outcome

Oh now stopppppit ! I'll feel mean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crushed by the sheer weight of rejections.

Another very possible outcome

Oh now stopppppit ! I'll feel mean."

No you won't. You want a mean feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.

Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.

Cough

Every thread you're in

Cough.

I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist?"

I'll get the flogger and needles out

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I didn’t even know he was ill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fell off his soap box and broke his neck obviously.

Very good.. and tied to another thread, I like it.

Cough

Every thread you're in

Cough.

I can't complain can I. I've just asked for some abuse.. maybe im a little bit of a masochist?

I'll get the flogger and needles out

That may be what killed me.. Heart attack from fear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn’t even know he was ill

Chronic-ly

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

He just couldn't resist pressing the RED button

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"He just couldn't resist pressing the RED button

used his private parts as pirhana bait

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He just couldn't resist pressing the RED button

Thrill seeker phoooone hooooome.. you're right.. I can't be trusted with buttons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He just couldn't resist pressing the RED button

used his private parts as pirhana bait"

OW!

One nip from a nipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite from a zombie secretary been as hes still typing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bite from a zombie secretary been as hes still typing"

Zombie? I fucking hate brain dead creatures. I don't want to go out like that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failure to launch.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead."

.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.

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Sorry, not in the licking arse mood tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.

.....

Sorry, not in the licking arse mood tonight "

That's fine with me, I didn't ask, nor do I want you to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung, drawn and quartered for talking about himself in the 3rd person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hung, drawn and quartered for talking about himself in the 3rd person "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He died due to boring himself to death

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He yawned too hard dislokating his jaw and starved to death

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"He yawned too hard dislokating his jaw and starved to death"

Or, with typing such looooong comments in the forums his hands dropped off, couldn’t feed himself so starved to death.

God love him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish he’d shut the fuck up for once now he’s dead.

.....

Sorry, not in the licking arse mood tonight

That's fine with me, I didn't ask, nor do I want you to."

Seriously? Isn't that what your attention seeking drivel is all about?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

His missile sought one thrill too many and exploded prematurely on impact

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Launched into the atmosphere only to cum crashing down to earth without his boosters firing again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter."

Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter.

Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting

lmfao

I'll let someone else do that if they want to

Perhaps Jesus H Christ should? He's got the power to bring me back to life.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Wet ones obviously

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Standing here at the site of the explosion, eyewitnesses report there having been several blasts with multiple victims caught within range. Its likely the clean-up operation will take several days and come at a cost of dozens of wet-wipes. A close family friend commented 'at least he went with a smile on his face'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Much friendlier comments. Much more skilled pisstaking.. Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB""

Missile never launched?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB""

Nice one bruvvvaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?"

I'm firing duds

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?"

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died at wheel of Wagon.

Told him not to chase the Dragon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!

Duck and cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Nice one bruvvvaaa"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

Mowed down by a tractor whilst spreading his wild oats...it wasn’t a pretty sight.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

He actually is. TSM is dead. Long live TSM.

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!

Duck and cover

Duck and Cover are a very nice couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!

Duck and cover

Duck and Cover are a very nice couple

Of what?

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"I hope you got permission off the mods before you kicked the bucket

I'll sort your headstone out. It will just read...

"Danger UXB"

Missile never launched?

I'm firing duds

Does Dud know about this?

Blanks then

Or am I in danger of dragging in another innocent Forumite. Figuratively speaking, as far as I'm aware I'm still dangerously fertile

That's a scary thought we should all be worried... very worried!

Duck and cover

Duck and Cover are a very nice couple

Of what?"

Cricketing terms

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

See those last posts is how you're meant to take the piss. Makes me want to have a look at their profiles, because they have wit to banter.

Most folk did take the piss like that. One or two others not so much but that's got to be expected surely. Anyway if you're coming back to life when's the ascension thread starting

lmfao

I'll let someone else do that if they want to

Perhaps Jesus H Christ should? He's got the power to bring me back to life."

No ascension thread, but there is a resurrection thread...

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