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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What parts of your body do you hate and if you could swap it with someone else's who would it be ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I hate my nose. It's like fuckin Pinnochio's .

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Id swap my body. It's too soft and feminine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach is the worst part of me, just would like it nice and flat. Though if I could everything from the neck down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What parts of your body do you hate and if you could swap it with someone else's who would it be ??"

I'm perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thighs and hips, it's where I hold excess weight. Trying to find stockings is a pain in the arse, normal size too small, plus size too big.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx"
I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x"

xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Thighs and hips, it's where I hold excess weight. Trying to find stockings is a pain in the arse, normal size too small, plus size too big. "
Are you serious . I've just checked . You have amazing thighs and juiciest butt . Don't change anything I say

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx"
Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stomach. I'd cut it off if I could.

But I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bloody hair..... getting called Ginger Bollocks for the last 30 odd years is tiresome

Last laughs on then though.... I shaved them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are "

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx"
I'm sure they will. Follow the yellow brick road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright. I've worked on the bits I can and accepted the bits I can't.

I'm me.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I've wondered about swapping my fingers for 10 prehensile penises.

It occurs to me that masturbation would be nigh impossible though, assuming all penii become erect simultaneously.

Plus I'd have to wear gloves whenever I was outside.

One to ponder anyway

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

I'd like longer legs lol. Learnt to accept lumps and bumps - tbh this scene makes you feel good you realise no-one is perfect Fi xx

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My head, I'm not pug ugly but nor am I Brad Pitt! I went through a couple of years where I think I looked pretty good in my mid 20's, but that was 10 years ago lol. My body is far better now though!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm alright. I've worked on the bits I can and accepted the bits I can't.

I'm me. "
Spot on Rubi. I think you're alright too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd like longer legs lol. Learnt to accept lumps and bumps - tbh this scene makes you feel good you realise no-one is perfect Fi xx"
Some guys on here think they bloody are !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love every part of my body. If I had to choose I'd be a bit more streamline but that's about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx"

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright "
If I make it I'll inspect it for a second opinion

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

My toes... like fingers.. but I can give people the toe and they don't even see it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright If I make it I'll inspect it for a second opinion "

Haha cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of belly fat i could change it buti just cant be bothered

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"I'd like longer legs lol. Learnt to accept lumps and bumps - tbh this scene makes you feel good you realise no-one is perfect Fi xx Some guys on here think they bloody are !!"

There will always be exceptions

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright If I make it I'll inspect it for a second opinion

Haha cheeky!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx I'm sure they will. Follow the yellow brick road "

I need a clue as to where to find this road x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright "

Unfortunately we cant make it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id swap my body. It's too soft and feminine. "

You can have my fat arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What parts of your body do you hate and if you could swap it with someone else's who would it be ??"

I wish my dick was longer and thicker

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright

Unfortunately we cant make it xx"
* starts crying *

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"What parts of your body do you hate and if you could swap it with someone else's who would it be ??

I wish my dick was longer and thicker "
Haha . Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of me xx I like you just the way you are ( and yes I have looked) . x

xx Why can't women ever take a compliment lol. Just accept I think you're fine as you are

Thank you slim hopefully our paths will cross someday xxx

They may just do that on March 3rd!

I would like a slightly more padded, rounder bum! Would be nice if it looked nice while I was upright

Unfortunately we cant make it xx * starts crying * "

I'm not happy either x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Those pesky love handles

They're smaller but may never truly vanish at my young age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was that unhappy I'd go on a diet or get plastic surgery ... so I guess this is me guys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops wrong little emoji ..

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I hate my fat belly to lazy to do anything about it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd change my skin. I have auto-immune problems which affect it. Sometimes it's perfect and sometimes it's not.

Also my middle bit needs help.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"I'd change my skin. I have auto-immune problems which affect it. Sometimes it's perfect and sometimes it's not.

Also my middle bit needs help. "

Your skin looks flawless in your pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd change my skin. I have auto-immune problems which affect it. Sometimes it's perfect and sometimes it's not.

Also my middle bit needs help.

Your skin looks flawless in your pics! "

I take them when I'm spot free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stomach .. and I would like longer slimmer legs ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I was that unhappy I'd go on a diet or get plastic surgery ... so I guess this is me guys!!! "

And damn fine you are too

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd like this in a size 12 instead please

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