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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you know that people have read them?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"How do you know that people have read them?"

I think they must realise that most don't. Surely?

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph "

Which means everyone just scans down the page to find the magic phrase

Mine is long but it’s pretty obvious if people haven’t read it. Doesn’t bother me either way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send anyone that mails you a 20 question test?

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ive just updated ours... its fairly long but i hope it says all it needs to say about us. I dont care if its read or not, its there if anyones interested.

(Any feedback would be appreciated)

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph

Which means everyone just scans down the page to find the magic phrase

Mine is long but it’s pretty obvious if people haven’t read it. Doesn’t bother me either way. "

{Starts a message to Elcee with metaphorical ballache}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mines a bit lengthy too and I know by messages I receive that they havnt even read past the first line. I reply read my profile and when you have come back to me. They are all picture hunters

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

Yours is epic! I spent ages reading it the other night. Very good though, well written x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?

I think they must realise that most don't. Surely?"

Apparently not.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

More obvious when not read when you get a message asking something that is on profile ie wanna meet now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

Yours is epic! I spent ages reading it the other night. Very good though, well written x"

Thanks lovelies x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think profiles don't necessarily need to be long as long as it's honest . Mine isn't a Shakespeare novel but it's honest about myself and to the point . I don't mind reading longish profiles but I've seen some that take longer to read than than small print on insurance claims

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph "

You'd think people would figure out not to put it at the end of their profile though, wouldn't you? Everyone puts it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph

Which means everyone just scans down the page to find the magic phrase

Mine is long but it’s pretty obvious if people haven’t read it. Doesn’t bother me either way. "

Long...but we'll written and really wasn't a chore getting to the bottom, unlike some which make me want to give up pretty quickly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More obvious when not read when you get a message asking something that is on profile ie wanna meet now!"

Exactly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

A 'bit' lengthy?! I'd say it was a lot lengthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seems to be too long for some to bother reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?"

I gave up two words in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A 'bit' lengthy?! I'd say it was a lot lengthy "

because I change the story every few months its actually shorter now the previous story added what was equivalent to 7 A4 pages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have the winning formula, people read mine and follow it to the letter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?"

If someone pipes up saying put 50 shades of in the message ill put 49 to see if they get it , most didn't and now alas I can't be assed

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

They don't, not even the first paragraph!!

I got one the other day that said something like 'Love your interests, they totally match my own' and I've got none listed!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A 'bit' lengthy?! I'd say it was a lot lengthy

because I change the story every few months its actually shorter now the previous story added what was equivalent to 7 A4 pages "

Blink,so you're the guilty party for when the site goes down every so often are you!

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Mines long I guess and don't mine at all if people can't be arses to read it what I do mine is that they still bloody message me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A 'bit' lengthy?! I'd say it was a lot lengthy

because I change the story every few months its actually shorter now the previous story added what was equivalent to 7 A4 pages

Blink,so you're the guilty party for when the site goes down every so often are you! "

Tee hee, probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

Yours is epic! I spent ages reading it the other night. Very good though, well written x"

I'll take your word for it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read profiles just look at the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

A bit lengthy, Jesus, I’ve read shorter books. Great pics tho, I love your dark side of the moon pic, very artistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A bit lengthy, Jesus, I’ve read shorter books. Great pics tho, I love your dark side of the moon pic, very artistic. "

Thank you kindly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's fairly lengthy, but my previous profile text was longer. It works for me - attracts the type of men I'm looking for and gets a fair few compliments too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title! "

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's ones with 150 pictures too with no face and of their bodies at slightly different angles haha are people actually interested in seeing someone's Arse cheek from 48 angles?

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By *G CoupleCouple
over a year ago

kent

We can’t see the point in writing a long profile as most don’t read what we have now.

Most of the time it’s just a copy/paste mail we get.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"There's ones with 150 pictures too with no face and of their bodies at slightly different angles haha are people actually interested in seeing someone's Arse cheek from 48 angles? "

I found a man with 73 cock shots... all various angles, degrees of erection and dribblyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's ones with 150 pictures too with no face and of their bodies at slightly different angles haha are people actually interested in seeing someone's Arse cheek from 48 angles?

I found a man with 73 cock shots... all various angles, degrees of erection and dribblyness "

Haha ya as strange as it sounds too many pictures can be boring too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

"

*PB imagines that for a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s pretty obvious when people haven’t read mine. I just don’t reply to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?"

I read yours...it took me all of 5 seconds

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"There's ones with 150 pictures too with no face and of their bodies at slightly different angles haha are people actually interested in seeing someone's Arse cheek from 48 angles?

I found a man with 73 cock shots... all various angles, degrees of erection and dribblyness "

73 cock shots? Is that all?! 146 I think it was I saw once...all taken over the course of two months!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Oh and in answer to the OP - you don't necessarily (unless they say something obvious that is either included or specifically excluded by your profile) but if it's someone you're exchanging messages with you get a "feel" for it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

*PB imagines that for a moment "

Shy not speechless, just sayin'

I can go on for hours

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Ours is quite lengthy and feel it pretty much sums us up. Always end up sighing heavily when people message us and ask the inevitable ‘So what are you guys into/looking for?’

Ed

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mine is quite lengthy, but I'm searching for something very specific, so the aim is to explain that in order to reduce time wasting on both sides. I would say 99% of people who message me haven't read it and it's pretty easy to spot. I delete their messages and move on. It's annoying but inevitable. I spend my energy focusing on the ones who have read it

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

They should be put up against the wall and shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and in answer to the OP - you don't necessarily (unless they say something obvious that is either included or specifically excluded by your profile) but if it's someone you're exchanging messages with you get a "feel" for it anyway"

Good point. I agree.

I really think profile text is pointless anymore though. People look at pics.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Mines written backwards

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Mine is long but kind of has to be when it encompasses more than one purpose.

I find if it's incrediblyobvious that they haven't read it then I just delete.

I read profiles so I would guess if someone wanted to get down and dirty with me least they could do is feign some interest in the person they are attempting to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep mine short and to the point. I don't give anything away about what I'm looking for, except my age ranges. If someone says they are what I'm looking for, they have to prove it by talking to me for months and months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is quite lengthy and feel it pretty much sums us up. Always end up sighing heavily when people message us and ask the inevitable ‘So what are you guys into/looking for?’

Ed"
so true ours is quite long too saves time on time wasters asking same questions x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't read long profiles; or I skim read.

I can usually get an idea of the person by reading a paragraph or two. That can either put me off them, or want to talk to them.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Oh and in answer to the OP - you don't necessarily (unless they say something obvious that is either included or specifically excluded by your profile) but if it's someone you're exchanging messages with you get a "feel" for it anyway

Good point. I agree.

I really think profile text is pointless anymore though. People look at pics. "

I wouldn't say it's totally pointless - I always read someone's profile text fully before I initially start chatting to them and decide if I think they are someone I'd like to talk to off the back of it - but once you've established a connection and are chatting it becomes less important, although still relevant and a good point of reference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep mine short and to the point. I don't give anything away about what I'm looking for, except my age ranges. If someone says they are what I'm looking for, they have to prove it by talking to me for months and months. "

I think the same. No matter what my profile says, the same people say they're looking for the same.

Apart from my current one.

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

[Removed by poster at 15/02/18 12:03:51]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and in answer to the OP - you don't necessarily (unless they say something obvious that is either included or specifically excluded by your profile) but if it's someone you're exchanging messages with you get a "feel" for it anyway

Good point. I agree.

I really think profile text is pointless anymore though. People look at pics.

I wouldn't say it's totally pointless - I always read someone's profile text fully before I initially start chatting to them and decide if I think they are someone I'd like to talk to off the back of it - but once you've established a connection and are chatting it becomes less important, although still relevant and a good point of reference "

You're inspiring me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and then you get a message from them

"thankyou for your lenghty reply looooool

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think the length of someone's profile is in direct disproportion to how interesting/meetable they really are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the length of someone's profile is in direct disproportion to how interesting/meetable they really are. "

I need to shorten mine.

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By *onny BonesMan
over a year ago

a block away from heaven

Should people be offended if somebody finds their pictures more interesting than a long profile? I’m probably the guilty party you all speak of. It’s not just on here please don’t take offence. I’m the guy that waits for the book to come out on DVD. Some people find a Shakespearean authored piece of work a turn on and others are more into pictures. May just be my level of maturity but why do I want to spend all day reading at work and come home and not be able to unwind because I have to read war and peace before I decide if it’s safe to send a hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

*PB imagines that for a moment

Shy not speechless, just sayin'

I can go on for hours "

Yeah I can quite imagine! I guess someone who writes as much as you do could probably talk the back legs off a donkey

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

Guilty as charged

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

Guilty as charged "

Forgive my cynicism but NO bloke ever made compliments about an ugly woman's profile.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph

You'd think people would figure out not to put it at the end of their profile though, wouldn't you? Everyone puts it there "

I don't mine is hard to spot.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

Guilty as charged

Forgive my cynicism but NO bloke ever made compliments about an ugly woman's profile.

"

Probably got a point lol

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I think the length of someone's profile is in direct disproportion to how interesting/meetable they really are.

I need to shorten mine. "

Just put sod off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their message tends to make it really obvious if they've read it or not.

If someone thinks my profile is too long...shrugs...then they can look elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guilty of giving them a miss. I don’t need a book read I have kindle for that.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Their message tends to make it really obvious if they've read it or not.

If someone thinks my profile is too long...shrugs...then they can look elsewhere. "

Yours is interesting despite being long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

*PB imagines that for a moment

Shy not speechless, just sayin'

I can go on for hours

Yeah I can quite imagine! I guess someone who writes as much as you do could probably talk the back legs off a donkey "

I didn't mean 'that' kind of go for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their message tends to make it really obvious if they've read it or not.

If someone thinks my profile is too long...shrugs...then they can look elsewhere.

Yours is interesting despite being long."

Thank you

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"How do you know that people have read them?"

We don't know when people HAVE read them, but we sure as hell know when they HAVEN'T!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know people read my profile because they tell me it's long and laborious. It's a page about "me" and I've added to it over time.

If people can't be arsed to read my bio, then I can't be bothered to communicate with them. Read it, don't read it, I'm simply not bothered.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I know people read my profile because they tell me it's long and laborious. It's a page about "me" and I've added to it over time.

If people can't be arsed to read my bio, then I can't be bothered to communicate with them. Read it, don't read it, I'm simply not bothered. "

This completely

Horses for courses and all that - I've had people tell me mine is too long and have had people tell me it's very well written and nicely detailed.

The ONLY person that needs to be completely happy with a profile is it's owner and I'm pretty much happy with mine - if others like it then great - if they don't then no skin off my nose

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You don't really know unless they mention something that you have but it's so obvious when they haven't.

I'll get messages daily asking me to meet in a hotel or a guy will tell me he's in so and so hotel for the night. I just delete those ones.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've been told mine is too long but there are no bits I want to get rid of. Plus it literally takes under 2 mins to read so shouldn't be an issue for anyone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

I immediately thought about yours when I saw this thread title!

Ekk! I've gone all shy knowing you're thinking about me.

*PB imagines that for a moment

Shy not speechless, just sayin'

I can go on for hours

Yeah I can quite imagine! I guess someone who writes as much as you do could probably talk the back legs off a donkey

I didn't mean 'that' kind of go for hours. "

Oh you tease

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"How do you know that people have read them?"

You just assume they haven't unless they actually tell you they did... like when they tell you they just had to mail you to say yours was the most arrogant/conceited/boring profile they'd ever read and they regretted the waste of their precious time....

To which I reply: 'Hope you've at least had an egg on to boil while you took the additional time to mail me and read this reply then'

But in general most first messages from people are based on pics... Not profile text. Such is the shallow nature of Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

profiles , messages , sayings , quotes , etc on here all pretty much like for like anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep mine short and to the point. I don't give anything away about what I'm looking for, except my age ranges. If someone says they are what I'm looking for, they have to prove it by talking to me for months and months.

I think the same. No matter what my profile says, the same people say they're looking for the same.

Apart from my current one. "

Can't give them ammo to use against you

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ours is quite long, but for a purpose! We need to let people know about us and if they can't be arsed to read our profile then that is up to them. And it also tells us that they are not right for us.

To be fair, we haven't had any meaningful contact on here for a while. Lots of single guys who obviously haven't read it. Maybe the lack of contact is because it is so long. So be it.. We get meets from other sites, so not a disaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a long one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and then you get a message from them

"thankyou for your lenghty reply looooool"

I wrote to a couple once who had said ‘one liners and winks will be deleted’ - so I wrote a reasonably long personalised and respectful / polite email that demonstrated that I had read their profile.

Their reply? “If we wanted to read an essay we’d have bought a fu*king book. Cu*t!”

True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That just shows lack of class! My profile is longish and if you don’t read it we don’t chat. It’s not long out of someone’s day ffs.

It’s just manners.

And I always reply to a well written email, even when not interested. I delete the people that send me “hey” or “wanna meet today”

So I’m all for a good profile giving me details about the person and a feel for them.

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

My Profile, sorry OUR profile was changed yesterday by admin to a MF Couple. I had it Single Fem so I can meet women wen Mr is away. I need to edit it all cuz its all about me at the mo xx

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Some might say my profile is to long, do people read it yes I think they do judging by the odd message I receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long profiles remind me of the boring woman I work with. Going on and on but saying fuck all x

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph "

Ours is antidisestablishmentarianism - we don’t care if it’s put in the message title but it makes us laugh if they do...one couple actually did too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so .... bit like Goldilocks and the three bears ? bit like cocks and cunts , long profiles with add the word "*@_*&) in your message and ranting , and " use of my pics " bollox and all that .down to no pics , single line descriptions with dont travel and dont accom stuff , So it is about everything being made to fit , just right , well balanced , simply stating what you want and who with with a few pics , not too long and not too short , anyhow if Sydney and his university want to use this you are welcome , others please add the words bollox if you have read and understood xxx

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"By putting fartymcbollockpants in the title of your message like they asked in the 70th paragraph

You'd think people would figure out not to put it at the end of their profile though, wouldn't you? Everyone puts it there "

Yeah, ours is in the middle too...not that we care of course...(see previous post)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know because they get excited

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I got a long one "

Doesn’t that work better coming from a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it."

A bit..?

It is a lovely read but I would guess less than 20% have read it, although it would be their loss..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case. "

Blimey yours is longer than mine you little diva you

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case.

Blimey yours is longer than mine you little diva you "

It's hardly "War and Peace" though, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A 'bit' lengthy?! I'd say it was a lot lengthy

because I change the story every few months its actually shorter now the previous story added what was equivalent to 7 A4 pages "

If I was a dude I'd just message saying TL;DR, ain't nobody got time for dat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to read profile and veris

It gives me a point of conversation to start with

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

There's a reference to this at the end of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a bit lengthy but I've had many lovely comments about it.

A bit..?

It is a lovely read but I would guess less than 20% have read it, although it would be their loss.. "

I'm rubbish at percentage but maybe nearer 21%

All I know is I have many folks across the country who have enjoyed my stories because they message to say so. (currently on the third prose since joining)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people only read the first paragraph, they won’t message us anyway, chances are those that do message us, have a sense of humour and have scanned through most of our profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case. "

Is it attention span issues though? Women and couples often say they don't have time to reply to all their messages. Would people have time to read long profiles?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Would people have time to read long profiles?"

Time is but a concept sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care if people don't read my profile. It's a good filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is long, and has no punctuation. So I just see who died of asphyxiation to know who read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?"
you had to wake them up to ask maybe

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"I don't care if people don't read my profile. It's a good filter. "

Agreed...ours isn’t long by comparison to some, but it gives people something to work with to construct a coherent message. If they can’t do that, we’re unlikely to be compatible. The message doesn’t have to be very long, as we appreciate short amusing ones for example.

Bitch says Twat’s is short and amusing btw...she’s well-named clearly...

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes


"Mine is long, and has no punctuation. So I just see who died of asphyxiation to know who read it "

Fibber...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as its reasonably short, poignant and articulated with no lazy text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know that people have read them?"

Their messages will reference things out of your profile....For my part most profiles just tell me, no chance there then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's quite long, but it seems because I have included some humour some guys seem to like it!

It's nice if they read it, but I don't weep into my hanky if they don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't mind a long profile if it's interesting to read, details about the person are not too important either as we like to find out about someone through messaging.

10 paragraphs of ranting, text talk and utter nonsense isn't for us. We can pretty much tell in the first few paragraphs if we are interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case.

Is it attention span issues though? Women and couples often say they don't have time to reply to all their messages. Would people have time to read long profiles?"

Now here is a good point ..

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case.

Is it attention span issues though? Women and couples often say they don't have time to reply to all their messages. Would people have time to read long profiles?"
I mrs always read profiles hubby just looks at pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine's a couple of paragraphs, apparently it's reasonably long for a profile.

I worry about peoples attention spans if that is the case.

Is it attention span issues though? Women and couples often say they don't have time to reply to all their messages. Would people have time to read long profiles? I mrs always read profiles hubby just looks at pics "

It's the opposite for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people only read the first paragraph, they won’t message us anyway, chances are those that do message us, have a sense of humour and have scanned through most of our profile "

Nice short profile

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I'm a bloke- I assume if people don't read them for the finer ladies of Fab then its a rare day someone will make the end of my epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a bloke- I assume if people don't read them for the finer ladies of Fab then its a rare day someone will make the end of my epic "

I just read it all.

Every single paragraph.

Great profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If people only read the first paragraph, they won’t message us anyway, chances are those that do message us, have a sense of humour and have scanned through most of our profile

Nice short profile "

You too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be shot and in America you probably would be

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