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"I'm having a 3sum with a pork sarnie and a bag if cheese n onion" oooo fancy sharing mr sexy  | |||
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"I'm having a 3sum with a pork sarnie and a bag if cheese n onion ......and you're straight...... "Yes | |||
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"I'm having a 3sum with a pork sarnie and a bag if cheese n onion ......and you're straight......
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
Now just getting ready to leave for the busy world that is work "Good please it went well....and you enjoy your job so alls good  | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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Good please it went well....and you enjoy your job so alls good "Certainly is thankfully... And thank you x | |||
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"Morning "Good morning pink | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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Good please it went well....and you enjoy your job so alls good
Certainly is thankfully... And thank you x "Your welcome x | |||
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"pops head in "Lazy bugger | |||
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ile have you know i was up and out at 8,30 this morning "Aw OK then...I'll let you off | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
Now just getting ready to leave for the busy world that is work "Hope your dad recovers quickly, Eenie | |||
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night "Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss? | |||
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night
Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?"Oh yes.... | |||
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night
Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?
Oh yes.... "thats why shes bandy legged | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
Now just getting ready to leave for the busy world that is work
Hope your dad recovers quickly, Eenie "Thanks Samiss, much appreciated | |||
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night
Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night
Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?
Oh yes.... thats why shes bandy legged "Aw she's already told you eh...Bloody women | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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Hope your dad recovers quickly, Eenie
Thanks Samiss, much appreciated "You're welcome, sweetie | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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Thanks Samiss, much appreciated "Same from me eenie | |||
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"I conked out too Mistress, had an owl night the night before, so very tired last night
Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?
Oh yes.... thats why shes bandy legged
Aw she's already told you eh...Bloody women"Leave it to your imagination...  | |||
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Did you get your treat off Mr _amiss?
Oh yes.... thats why shes bandy legged " | |||
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
Now just getting ready to leave for the busy world that is work
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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"Morning Mistress... Stressful day yesterday put to bed... Dad's op went well
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Same from me eenie
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Thanks Mistress And best wishes from me x"Thanks Voddy x | |||
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"Using the wise words of our Mistress I'm fecking soaked fecking rd is flooded" Bloody Norah!  | |||
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"Using the wise words of our Mistress I'm fecking soaked fecking rd is flooded" Blimey... It's dry here thank god | |||
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"Using the wise words of our Mistress I'm fecking soaked fecking rd is flooded Bloody Norah! "I wernt saying that sami lol | |||
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"Using the wise words of our Mistress I'm fecking soaked fecking rd is flooded" Sami has run out of fivers | |||
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"Using the wise words of our Mistress I'm fecking soaked fecking rd is flooded Sami has run out of fivers "oh heck | |||
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"Hey I tell ya what....not getting many blokes in since sami rejigged the title "but we did get the sexy PP in last night | |||
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"Hey I tell ya what....not getting many blokes in since sami rejigged the title
but we did get the sexy PP in last night"Ah I missed that as I conked out last night...I stand corrected | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard" I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only  | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only "what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight"Same here....get something into you quick sami | |||
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"Hello "Alright mate...good to see you back
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight"Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks? | |||
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"Hello "Helloooo. Welcome back xxx | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight"10 am. Does that mean I can have a biccy | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?"Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12. | |||
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"See we are finding some straight blokes tonight you lot "Yes, thank god Paul's back | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug" Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital "But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here! | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12. "Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years. | |||
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"good evening gen pull up a chair and get comfy "Comfy! I like the sound of that! | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
10 am. Does that mean I can have a biccy "General rule I have known in past was water only after Midnight. | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital "Couple of weeks in hospital? Was that HRI? | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12.
Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years."That's ok, I don't mind you asking. Maybe I can have a biccy after all! Glad you came on! | |||
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But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here! "Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind  | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12.
Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years.
That's ok, I don't mind you asking. Maybe I can have a biccy after all! Glad you came on! "On top of what I have already said, a light item of food up to midnight was always acceptable. I used to say I took it when medicines tasted badly. Just the one biccie, not the whole pack! | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind "Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk? | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind "Hey they will come back eventually. Nice to see some new faces on here | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk? "Instant for me Mistress, _enguy says it's ok | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12.
Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years.
That's ok, I don't mind you asking. Maybe I can have a biccy after all! Glad you came on!
On top of what I have already said, a light item of food up to midnight was always acceptable. I used to say I took it when medicines tasted badly.
Just the one biccie, not the whole pack! "Ah, thanks Iain xx | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk? "I've been told not to have caffeine after 7pm as it's bad for my sleep routine and could end up back in the nut house  | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk?
Instant for me Mistress, _enguy says it's ok "On its way me lady | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12.
Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years.
That's ok, I don't mind you asking. Maybe I can have a biccy after all! Glad you came on!
On top of what I have already said, a light item of food up to midnight was always acceptable. I used to say I took it when medicines tasted badly.
Just the one biccie, not the whole pack!
Ah, thanks Iain xx"You're welcome. Of course, if that biccie throws everything out of order, I'm not liable and I'll flee the UK to somewhere you can't get me extradited from!! | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today" Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy??????? | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk?
I've been told not to have caffeine after 7pm as it's bad for my sleep routine and could end up back in the nut house "If that's the case you'd better book me a bed....hang on ill be conking out soon | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk?
I've been told not to have caffeine after 7pm as it's bad for my sleep routine and could end up back in the nut house "Oh no! Decaffeinated for Pauly Mistress | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????" Nah she'd never do that would she? | |||
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"latte for me mistress
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????" who me never im a | |||
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"clatters around then thinks mistress might be asleep and tippytoes to the biccy cupboard I want one, but got fasting blood tests in the morning, so water only what time in morning when ive had those its always been from midnight
Is that Fasting Blood Test for Diabetes checks?
Hello! No it's thyroid cholesterol and b12.
Ah! Sorry to ask as only this week I had results of my Annual Diabetic & Cholesterol review. But when bloods were taken last week, my GP's Senior Nurse had advised me that Fasting from the previous night is no longer required. My previous GP Surgery said the same January last year. This is apparently down to new rules within the NHS as testing techniques have been updated over the years.
That's ok, I don't mind you asking. Maybe I can have a biccy after all! Glad you came on!
On top of what I have already said, a light item of food up to midnight was always acceptable. I used to say I took it when medicines tasted badly.
Just the one biccie, not the whole pack!
Ah, thanks Iain xx
You're welcome. Of course, if that biccie throws everything out of order, I'm not liable and I'll flee the UK to somewhere you can't get me extradited from!! "Haha, love it!! It is what it is, Iain | |||
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"helloooooooooooooooooo stranger how the devil are you xx hug Hi _oddy, honestly... not good, recovering from a couple of breakdowns, a kick up the arse from the grim reaper and a couple of weeks in hospital
But now you're back, we have missed your wit and sense of humour, been crazy in here!
Unfortunately my wit & sense of humour have gone AWOL, still got some crazy left but not the good kind
Well you will fit back in here mate...we are all fecking crazy...and no one ever knows what's around the corner...so do you want a Latte. ..well do ya punk?
I've been told not to have caffeine after 7pm as it's bad for my sleep routine and could end up back in the nut house
Oh no! Decaffeinated for Pauly Mistress "It will have to be some of that instant chicory stuff then | |||
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Pink x"evening pink did you smell the coffee and biccies | |||
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"latte for me mistress
Slash of coconut?
Or a dash"I can't fecking spell...was meant to be splash ffs | |||
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" CAN EVERYONE HOLD ON, I NEED A FAST WEE...... "Your always pissing off | |||
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"Evening
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a "Yeah! Right! | |||
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" CAN EVERYONE HOLD ON, I NEED A FAST WEE......
Your always pissing off "Ok, back in the room, what have I missed and Voddy, what nasty rumours have you heard about me...you know I'm a princess, so they must be untrue.... | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right! "You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light | |||
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" CAN EVERYONE HOLD ON, I NEED A FAST WEE......
Your always pissing off
Ok, back in the room, what have I missed and Voddy, what nasty rumours have you heard about me...you know I'm a princess, so they must be untrue....
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
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You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light "She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami? | |||
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Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!"It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography | |||
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" CAN EVERYONE HOLD ON, I NEED A FAST WEE......
Your always pissing off
Ok, back in the room, what have I missed and Voddy, what nasty rumours have you heard about me...you know I'm a princess, so they must be untrue....
i was told you usedto be a stunt rider on the wall of death"Nope, twin sister.... | |||
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Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!"Voddy and sami are...and most nights they are the only fecker I talk to one here | |||
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Pink x
Hey Pink,how's you lovely lady
I should be in bed "With whom? | |||
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Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography "But hull is south of me | |||
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Hey Pink,how's you lovely lady
I should be in bed "Just conked out like I do...it's liberating | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami?"No she's getting muddled up with my pushbike....i do keep falling off it...so I suppose that's like a stunt driver...but I keep getting my glittery frock caught in the chain.... | |||
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Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........? "Haha....she's very naughty | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me"But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles! | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami?
No she's getting muddled up with my pushbike....i do keep falling off it...so I suppose that's like a stunt driver...but I keep getting my glittery frock caught in the chain.... "I have some nice chains | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
Voddy and sami are...and most nights they are the only fecker I talk to one here "Tut....you should get out more.... Cats bum.... | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty "I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one! | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles! "Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami?
No she's getting muddled up with my pushbike....i do keep falling off it...so I suppose that's like a stunt driver...but I keep getting my glittery frock caught in the chain....
I have some nice chains "I have no interest in your chains, unless they are gold and will adorn my swanlike neck...... | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!"I've heard that too...I wouldn't let her near my pop up toaster | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!"Yeah I know....she's still learning, bless her.... | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh"So where is north east...I'm lost after London..... | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami?
No she's getting muddled up with my pushbike....i do keep falling off it...so I suppose that's like a stunt driver...but I keep getting my glittery frock caught in the chain....
I have some nice chains
I have no interest in your chains, unless they are gold and will adorn my swanlike neck...... "Can you hear the little ball rattling in my gold aerosol paint tin? | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She whispered something about you being a motorbike stunt driver...any truth in it sami?
No she's getting muddled up with my pushbike....i do keep falling off it...so I suppose that's like a stunt driver...but I keep getting my glittery frock caught in the chain....
I have some nice chains
I have no interest in your chains, unless they are gold and will adorn my swanlike neck......
Can you hear the little ball rattling in my gold aerosol paint tin? "Feck off...... | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London..... "Essex isn't London. ..you a northerner to them cockney's | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!
Yeah I know....she's still learning, bless her....
"But lovely with it too. Notice she's gone quiet. What's she doing? Consulting her lawyers? Sticking pins in wax effigies of us? | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!
Yeah I know....she's still learning, bless her....
But lovely with it too.
Notice she's gone quiet. What's she doing? Consulting her lawyers?
Sticking pins in wax effigies of us? "im sorting madam out | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!
Yeah I know....she's still learning, bless her....
But lovely with it too.
Notice she's gone quiet. What's she doing? Consulting her lawyers?
Sticking pins in wax effigies of us? "No Iain , she's going to shorten my frock for me | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London..... "Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house! | |||
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"Whats going on... have I missed anything? Im sitting up waiting for the 11:05am flight from Gold Coast airport to take off. I like to track my son on his travels.
Anyone else like to plane spot and follow flights. ?
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"pass me your dress sami and ile shorten it for you Ah thanks Voddy, you're a star..I'll need to change into my dalmatian onesy.....ooh..got the zip stuck.....ouch...knew I should have shaved today..... "keep still ile cut you free | |||
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"ere sami i heard something bout you today Oh Oh! Stirring again Voddy???????who me never im a
Yeah! Right!
You know her too, Iain, all sweetness and light
She takes the image of syrupy goodness and benevolence to an all time high, when in reality it's.........?
Haha....she's very naughty
I have heard from others she takes cooking to a new level. She sets of fire alarms! Kitchens need a total makeover after she's been in one!
Yeah I know....she's still learning, bless her....
But lovely with it too.
Notice she's gone quiet. What's she doing? Consulting her lawyers?
Sticking pins in wax effigies of us?
No Iain , she's going to shorten my frock for me "To quote Sergeant Wilson in "Dad's Army" "Do you think that's wise?" | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Essex isn't London. ..you a northerner to them cockney's "I'm from cockney stock...my dad is a cockerny | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!"Haha and I don't suppose they will be mistress's scream | |||
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Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh"the way you drive ur do it in half hour | |||
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"pass me your dress sami and ile shorten it for you Ah thanks Voddy, you're a star..I'll need to change into my dalmatian onesy.....ooh..got the zip stuck.....ouch...knew I should have shaved today..... keep still ile cut you free"Ooh be careful.... | |||
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"Whats going on... have I missed anything? Im sitting up waiting for the 11:05am flight from Gold Coast airport to take off. I like to track my son on his travels.
Anyone else like to plane spot and follow flights. ?
"Is that one of them apps on your phone cinn? | |||
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"pass me your dress sami and ile shorten it for you Ah thanks Voddy, you're a star..I'll need to change into my dalmatian onesy.....ooh..got the zip stuck.....ouch...knew I should have shaved today..... keep still ile cut you free
Ooh be careful.... "ruddy hell its dreadlocks since when did you become a rasta | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!"M11 first...God I hate that road | |||
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"pass me your dress sami and ile shorten it for you Ah thanks Voddy, you're a star..I'll need to change into my dalmatian onesy.....ooh..got the zip stuck.....ouch...knew I should have shaved today..... keep still ile cut you free
Ooh be careful.... ruddy hell its dreadlocks since when did you become a rasta"I liked the beads..... | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!
M11 first...God I hate that road "M11 is fine | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!
M11 first...God I hate that road
M11 is fine "Sorry. Have to disagree with you. The M11 is the world's most boring road, let alone of any Motorway. I used to travel it regularly when I worked and lived in W Thurrock and travelled home for time off in Hull. | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!
M11 first...God I hate that road
M11 is fine "It's shite the last time I was on it there were big ruts in the road that you got stuck in | |||
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"Whats going on... have I missed anything? Im sitting up waiting for the 11:05am flight from Gold Coast airport to take off. I like to track my son on his travels.
Anyone else like to plane spot and follow flights. ?
Is that one of them apps on your phone cinn?"Yes it is.. means I can follow the family on their travels. (stalker) lol | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!
M11 first...God I hate that road
M11 is fine
It's shite the last time I was on it there were big ruts in the road that you got stuck in "Those "tram lines" have existed for years! | |||
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"Whats going on... have I missed anything? Im sitting up waiting for the 11:05am flight from Gold Coast airport to take off. I like to track my son on his travels.
Anyone else like to plane spot and follow flights. ?
Is that one of them apps on your phone cinn?
Yes it is.. means I can follow the family on their travels. (stalker) lol"but very discretely eh? | |||
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"Evening
Pink x
Oi oi pink....feck I'm talking to too many southerners
Oi! I'm not a Southerner!
It's alright, Mistress isn't great at geography
But hull is south of me
But only just! Stop splitting hairs over a few miles!
Bloody two hours drive...a little more then a few miles eh
So where is north east...I'm lost after London.....
Carry on up the A1 till you hear screams and you are at Mistresses' house!
M11 first...God I hate that road
M11 is fine
It's shite the last time I was on it there were big ruts in the road that you got stuck in
Those "tram lines" have existed for years!"Oh yeah donkey's years...I remember them from my booze run days and that was a bloody long time ago | |||
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"Afternoon mistress, what's with your status? I'm at a funeral "Ooh, sorry to hear that. | |||
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"Afternoon mistress, what's with your status? I'm at a funeral
Ooh, sorry to hear that. "Just nipped to car for a smoke...got to get back will catch ya later | |||
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"Afternoon mistress, what's with your status? I'm at a funeral
Ooh, sorry to hear that.
Just nipped to car for a smoke...got to get back will catch ya later "Ok,sweetie | |||
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I knew I'd win you round How did your day go in the end. Sad day."Yeah very...the poor bloke had really suffered and I had not seen him for over a year....only a couple of years older then me. Mind you that says bugger all about my age | |||
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Aw OK
I knew I'd win you round How did your day go in the end. Sad day.
Yeah very...the poor bloke had really suffered and I had not seen him for over a year....only a couple of years older then me.
Mind you that says bugger all about my age "Ah bless him, that's young. We're going to hubby friend funeral, next week, old school friend. Does make you think.... | |||
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Aw OK
I knew I'd win you round How did your day go in the end. Sad day.
Yeah very...the poor bloke had really suffered and I had not seen him for over a year....only a couple of years older then me.
Mind you that says bugger all about my age
Ah bless him, that's young. We're going to hubby friend funeral, next week, old school friend. Does make you think...."Tell you what! Funerals seem to take a long time to arrange atm. ..he died 2 weeks ago after a long illness. Them poor kids who got shot in America yesterday were starting to get buried today...one extreme to another. | |||
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Aw OK
I knew I'd win you round How did your day go in the end. Sad day.
Yeah very...the poor bloke had really suffered and I had not seen him for over a year....only a couple of years older then me.
Mind you that says bugger all about my age
Ah bless him, that's young. We're going to hubby friend funeral, next week, old school friend. Does make you think....
Tell you what! Funerals seem to take a long time to arrange atm. ..he died 2 weeks ago after a long illness.
Them poor kids who got shot in America yesterday were starting to get buried today...one extreme to another."We had to wait 3weeks for my mum. They do take quite a lot of planning, but also this time of year, there are quite a few deaths, so it is sometimes difficult to book crematorium or church. Yes those poor people. Some religions do bury their dead the next day | |||
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"Anyhow enough of this fecking sadness....tell me more about toffee fingers "Wanna buy some cheap fingers of fudge | |||
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"Anyhow enough of this fecking sadness....tell me more about toffee fingers "Haha We eat food that is sticky | |||
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"Anyhow enough of this fecking sadness....tell me more about toffee fingers
Haha We eat food that is sticky "I bet you could have done with some of that this morning | |||
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