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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just blew on my cold pineapple as if it was hot....aaaaaah no I have not lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just blew on my cold pineapple as if it was hot....aaaaaah no I have not lost it "

You have lost it, because why would it be hot.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"I just blew on my cold pineapple as if it was hot....aaaaaah no I have not lost it "

You can never be too careful in these H&S gone mad times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glad its not just me!.. this morning i made a cup of tea, poured the milk down the sink and put the mug of black tea in the fridge.. i wasnt expecting the loss of marbles to begin quite so soon..

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra "

Save putting it in the washing machine.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them

I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra "

I frequently get out of the shower only to find I have forgotten to rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

Mr Boson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a mind blank earlier and couldn't remember how I spelled my username

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"glad its not just me!.. this morning i made a cup of tea, poured the milk down the sink and put the mug of black tea in the fridge.. i wasnt expecting the loss of marbles to begin quite so soon.."

Ohhh dear hehe classic loved reading that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them

I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one "

Ok. You've lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”

He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”

He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense "

Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them

I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one

Ok. You've lost it "

Wish I'd bloody find it again

I'm always doing stupid shit like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”

He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense

Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x "

Yep it always use to wake him up, especially if I lightly tapped my fingers, he would tap back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I took the dinner plates away went back to wash them after kids were in bed and couldn't find them

I'd only gone and put them in the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen one

Ok. You've lost it

Wish I'd bloody find it again

I'm always doing stupid shit like this "

LOTS on your mind. Being present is becoming an art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the milk in the pantry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My worst one has to be putting cocoa butter on my stomach when I was pregnant and then half an hour later sitting there smelling my hands and saying to my husband “why do my hands smell like chocolate, I haven’t eaten anything”

He had a great laugh at my baby brained expense

Aaaaw that's cute! Bet baby loved the massage x

Yep it always use to wake him up, especially if I lightly tapped my fingers, he would tap back "

Ohhh my goodness that's even more super cute! Clever little dude

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra

Save putting it in the washing machine. "

Well yes this is true

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton


"I got into my shower the other day still wearing my bra

I frequently get out of the shower only to find I have forgotten to rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

Mr Boson"

Yeah that is bad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Yep car keys in the fridge is common

Going to put the kettle on... filling it up and placing the cup on the plate instead of the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I put the milk in the pantry "

Haha when did you realise that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park "

And how did you get half way home before you realised it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to put the milk in the fridge but instead put it in the cupboard

Occasionally don't close the fridge door properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park

And how did you get half way home before you realised it?"

I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding my keys in the fridge seems to be a recurring sign of a crumbling mind in my case

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park

And how did you get half way home before you realised it?

I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them."

Aaaw that moment when you realise!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My mam still takes some beating though

Gores to shop with Mr a week after I was born comes back and this is how the conversion played out between her and my dad;

Dad: nice walk love?

Mum: yea was nice to get out

dad: did younger everything you need

Mum: yep bread milk and yourpack up stuff for work

dad: sure you've not forgotten anything

*checks bags*

Mum: no its all there

dad hmm so wheres our daughter?

Mum: holy fucking god I've left her outside the shop!

*drops backs and legs it out the door*

Alls well that ends well

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I someone a put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard!!

I took put some clothes in the tumble dryer and when I took them out realised that I couldn't of switched the washing machine on as my son's football kit was still muddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park

And how did you get half way home before you realised it?

I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them.

Aaaw that moment when you realise!"

I made it all the way home last months

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I frequently get halfway home before I realise my car is still in the car park

And how did you get half way home before you realised it?

I live walking distance from work and often have to carry large files from home to work and back again. I normally realise when I put my hand in my pockets and realise my car keys are there... They are in the kitchen drawer when I'm not using them.

Aaaw that moment when you realise!

I made it all the way home last months "

Noooo that's way bad! You work far too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I someone a put the cereal box in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard!!

I took put some clothes in the tumble dryer and when I took them out realised that I couldn't of switched the washing machine on as my son's football kit was still muddy!"

Radical! So the dirty muddy clothes were dried hehe

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By *unninglinguist600Man
over a year ago

belfast

I once drove into a shopping centre multi storey car park which had an extremely low roof at the exit which i knew my car did'nt fit under. Security had to close the car park while i came back out the entrance.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Opening automatic doors by pressing the car fob....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opening automatic doors by pressing the car fob...."

I once tried to unlock my house's back door by pressing the car fob!

Mr B

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

Driving along in my car then having a panic about have I got my keys

Done that a few times.

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