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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Man, I am more naturally brazen these days. I actually find my eyes doing a barcode scan over a man's crotch in public. And. I have no shame.

Men: have you caught a woman barscanning your crotch?

Ladies: how good are you at barscanning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly terrible to be honest, can never work out which way it might all be arranged. Unless it's glaringly obvious for example lycra

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Only when I’m in Lycra for a bike ride.

Is it just in the flesh so to speak or would you do the same with athletes on TV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it all the time .Has got me in trouble once but was worth it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only when I’m in Lycra for a bike ride.

Is it just in the flesh so to speak or would you do the same with athletes on TV?"

Oh anywhere...anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it all the time .Has got me in trouble once but was worth it . "

Hehe good on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother in law used to do it to me.... caught her doing it a few times.... strange at first.

But sometimes when i went round there I'd put on tighter jeans just to wind her up

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I enjoy strutting around in my lycra in Asda. Sometimes I'll just pop a girthy corgette down there for added effect.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Guilty!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex mother in law used to do it to me.... caught her doing it a few times.... strange at first.

But sometimes when i went round there I'd put on tighter jeans just to wind her up "

Haha now that's what I call beating the system

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I enjoy strutting around in my lycra in Asda. Sometimes I'll just pop a girthy corgette down there for added effect. "

Hehe love it! I think that's called public indecency

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do it all the time .Has got me in trouble once but was worth it . "

How did you get into trouble? We're you punished hehe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've caught women a couple of times though I think they're usually looking at my thighs.

I've done it with women though, if they have a bit of camel toe going on you can't help but look. Or very tight jeans with a peachy bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've caught women a couple of times though I think they're usually looking at my thighs.

I've done it with women though, if they have a bit of camel toe going on you can't help but look. Or very tight jeans with a peachy bum "

No. They WERE looking at your crotch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've caught women a couple of times though I think they're usually looking at my thighs.

I've done it with women though, if they have a bit of camel toe going on you can't help but look. Or very tight jeans with a peachy bum "

I've caught loads of men doing a double take looking at a woman as she passes by and they are like gobsmacked....that's the moment a pole meets their face hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’ve clocked a few...

Ladies - do you go “Beep” in your head when you do it??

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"My ex mother in law used to do it to me.... caught her doing it a few times.... strange at first.

But sometimes when i went round there I'd put on tighter jeans just to wind her up "

That's just wrong, on so many levels....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's flip this around ladies, how do you feel if a man is gawking at your tits? Hmm.

This has to stop, I'm not here for your entertainment, hello, my face is up here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's flip this around ladies, how do you feel if a man is gawking at your tits? Hmm.

This has to stop, I'm not here for your entertainment, hello, my face is up here "

These days....I love it! I'm not intimidated at all. Many women pay big bucks for what mother nature gave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way.."

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always up for commandoo style and wear lycra when cycling too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im always up for commandoo style and wear lycra when cycling too"

Best men's undies that I crazy for are briefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex mother in law used to do it to me.... caught her doing it a few times.... strange at first.

But sometimes when i went round there I'd put on tighter jeans just to wind her up

That's just wrong, on so many levels...."

She shouldn't be looking then lol... or not being caught looking.... she was fit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do it when walking in the street, but on public transport it can happen. I don't want to be noticed and don't deliberately look for bulges; some are so obvious, one can't help noticing them.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"Yes I’ve clocked a few...

Ladies - do you go “Beep” in your head when you do it?? "

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language "

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's flip this around ladies, how do you feel if a man is gawking at your tits? Hmm.

This has to stop, I'm not here for your entertainment, hello, my face is up here "

I love this well done!

I've got no problem ogling men I fancy and I have no problem with guys I fancy ogling me. If I don't fancy you and you're ogling me you're likely to get a slap

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I'm fairly terrible to be honest, can never work out which way it might all be arranged. Unless it's glaringly obvious for example lycra "

And why do you think I took up cycling its bloody shameful Im telling you.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue "

Surely here not have given you a booster....

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By *ohnnyfl_1961Man
over a year ago

Tampa

I get that alot especially at the job. I had a new employee when I was showing her how to login on the computer and was explaining the functions on the network. She was staring down at my junk and made it swell up some. Then in the middle of speaking to her she murmured mmmm mmmm mmmm. Now this is the same sound she uses now when she's tasting my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster.... "

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol"

Mmmm you want upfront....we'll give you upfront...hey ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol

Mmmm you want upfront....we'll give you upfront...hey ladies "

Oh dear.. am in for a torrent of abuse now? Provided it's sexy abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fairly terrible to be honest, can never work out which way it might all be arranged. Unless it's glaringly obvious for example lycra

And why do you think I took up cycling its bloody shameful Im telling you. "

I think i would always be last in every race, with lycra clad bottoms and thighs to fill my horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had it obviously happen to me before Christmas. Having said that it was an 80s themed fancy dress party and I was dressed as an 80s rocker including the obligatory rolled sock down the lycra leggings. I kept pointing out it was fake but it didn't stop em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say it’s ever happened to me. Probably Because I’ve seen gnats with bigger packages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's flip this around ladies, how do you feel if a man is gawking at your tits? Hmm.

This has to stop, I'm not here for your entertainment, hello, my face is up here

I love this well done!

I've got no problem ogling men I fancy and I have no problem with guys I fancy ogling me. If I don't fancy you and you're ogling me you're likely to get a slap "

I knew that's how it worked, I bloody knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol"

I'll remember to make it obvious if I come across you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say it’s something I do, now If a man has a nice arse I might check that out. X

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By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

We all look :P

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen or knowingly known a women crotch watch me, bugger!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had it obviously happen to me before Christmas. Having said that it was an 80s themed fancy dress party and I was dressed as an 80s rocker including the obligatory rolled sock down the lycra leggings. I kept pointing out it was fake but it didn't stop em"

Haha awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t say it’s ever happened to me. Probably Because I’ve seen gnats with bigger packages "

Haha Oooh come on! You're packing it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Let's flip this around ladies, how do you feel if a man is gawking at your tits? Hmm.

This has to stop, I'm not here for your entertainment, hello, my face is up here

I love this well done!

I've got no problem ogling men I fancy and I have no problem with guys I fancy ogling me. If I don't fancy you and you're ogling me you're likely to get a slap

I knew that's how it worked, I bloody knew it "

Haha can't believe it didn't work like that lol

You clearly out if practise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all look :P

x "

Ohhhhh we doooooo do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never seen or knowingly known a women crotch watch me, bugger! "

Crotch watch. Mmmmm I like that term. It's better than my bar scanning hehe. Crotch watch crotch watch zoooooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen or knowingly known a women crotch watch me, bugger!

Crotch watch. Mmmmm I like that term. It's better than my bar scanning hehe. Crotch watch crotch watch zoooooooom"

Remember I came up with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... only time I’ve done is men in Lycra. Especially Linforth Christie who used to train at my gym in London! But he’s asking for it!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

We can only imagine how differently this thread would go if it as a "cameltoe" thread.....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's the car crashes that you need to avoid, when your eyes and drooling tongue are engaged in checking out the crotch.

Cock pics have trained us to go for gold.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol

I'll remember to make it obvious if I come across you then "

It was obvious when you came across me, straddling my chest and that stain is hell to shift

The other people on the bus were traumatised too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do.

It's payback for all the conversations men have with my cleavage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s quite embarrassing when you don’t mean to do it and suddenly find yourself scanning your great uncle Cedric’s. And he clocks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nipped round to my mother in laws yesterday to pick my daughter up. The mother in law was still in her nighty and obviously didn’t have a bra on. I saw her cock stair me and I saw her nipples harden instantly. I took it as a compliment

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By *ideboy7.5Man
over a year ago

pill

best scan I had was when a lady walked into the gents in a bar in Swindon, a great look at face cock face cock face cock,left with a huge smile,was with the GF of the time or could have been very different.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Yes I do.

It's payback for all the conversations men have with my cleavage."

Seems like a bargain from where I’m staring, errr standing

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Answered the door to a lady from some charity the other day and only briefly did her eyes raise above my waist, didn’t mind though hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t say it’s ever happened to me. Probably Because I’ve seen gnats with bigger packages

Haha Oooh come on! You're packing it "

Smoke and mirrors, I have an average gnat’s cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do think you can tell by bulge if the man is vwe by looking at crotch in tightish trousers .

I was on a training course once and noticed man's crotch and he clocked me looking .Yes he was vwe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do think you can tell by bulge if the man is vwe by looking at crotch in tightish trousers .

I was on a training course once and noticed man's crotch and he clocked me looking .Yes he was vwe "

Of course one can tell if he's vwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol

I'll remember to make it obvious if I come across you then

It was obvious when you came across me, straddling my chest and that stain is hell to shift

The other people on the bus were traumatised too "

They shouldn't be on the Night Bus to lurve town then

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I do think you can tell by bulge if the man is vwe by looking at crotch in tightish trousers .

I was on a training course once and noticed man's crotch and he clocked me looking .Yes he was vwe "

Some guys are show-ers and others growers : so the very promising cock bulge that we view may not actually measure up to the size that a small bulging guy would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do think you can tell by bulge if the man is vwe by looking at crotch in tightish trousers .

I was on a training course once and noticed man's crotch and he clocked me looking .Yes he was vwe

Some guys are show-ers and others growers : so the very promising cock bulge that we view may not actually measure up to the size that a small bulging guy would. "

Well he wasn't grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm useless at spotting this.. I usually need clubbing round the head and dragging off by me my beard before I realise a woman may be interested in that way..

But you claim that you're skilled in body language

Once things have begun LMAO! If there's been some Fab Flirting I'm fine.. but in the street? Work? Or the pub? Out of the blue? I wouldn't have a clue

Surely here not have given you a booster....

It's not a confidence thing I'm just not big headed enough for it to cross my mind that I'm being flirted with or eyed up in that way. If it's blatant I may catch it in time.. but ive missed a lot of chances for a healthy bit of flirting. Only to be told about it later.

I prefer the upfrontness of a Fab woman lol

I'll remember to make it obvious if I come across you then "

I hope you just did

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