FabSwingers.com forum: Make the alien cum or we all die

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so imagine there's a big giant extraterrestrial humanoid woman. I mean legs the size of the tallest skyscraper. She's making a rest stop on earth and has decided that she's going to destroy us all if we don't figure out how to give her a good orgasm and sent her on her giant way. Her hoo haa is about the length of the Lincoln Tunnel and width of a football stadium.

What creative ways can you save the planet if you were elected to solve the issue? You can do a male version alien if you like. Save us!

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I propose a crane mounted, thoroughly lubed wrecking ball swung slightly to and fro over her gargantuan clitoris might provide the requisite satisfaction she yearns for in order to save humanity; Have faith fellow earthlings....with this ingenious plan implemented, we may yet be saved!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have questions!

How long do we have to give this giantess woman her desired orgasm?

What’s her pain threshold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I propose a crane mounted, thoroughly lubed wrecking ball swung slightly to and fro over her gargantuan clitoris might provide the requisite satisfaction she yearns for in order to save humanity; Have faith fellow earthlings....with this ingenious plan implemented, we may yet be saved!

Wrecking Balls are usually very slow. How fast will this wrecking ball swing? Will she get bored and fed up waiting for a damn wrecking ball to hit once every 10 seconds. She'll destroy us. I'm appalled at how little regard you show for our lives.