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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed "

Ffs your premature

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

Ffs your premature "

Who me?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

Ffs your premature

Who me? "

I wasn’t that premature see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

Ffs your premature

Who me?

I wasn’t that premature see "

Im off....bloody kids

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

Ffs your premature

Who me?

I wasn’t that premature see

Im off....bloody kids "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed "

What is kissing the ground?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

What is kissing the ground?"

Oh let me find Cyberjam’s description

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)"

Oh hello

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello "

Hello sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

What is kissing the ground?"

I have no idea what she means lol.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)"

Ooh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart "

Aah....lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely "

Iv just threw up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up"

Dash........

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up"

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

What is kissing the ground?

I have no idea what she means lol."

I have a feeling you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing? "

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now"

You need kissing to the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

You need kissing to the ground "

I do love a good snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree "

Thats a bloody first!

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!"

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing "

The ad killer

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer "

Evening

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed "

I wanna be kissed to the ground *sigh....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Kissing to the ground is definitely allowed

I wanna be kissed to the ground *sigh...."

Don't we all. Ltns hope your well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening "

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself "

I got it

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Happy Valentine’s Day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Happy Valentine’s Day "

Happy Valentine's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine's day "

The same from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself

I got it "

Oh yeah forgot about you

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself

I got it

Oh yeah forgot about you"

Charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself

I got it

Oh yeah forgot about you

Charming "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Aah....lovely

Iv just threw up

I could be wrong here but valentine’s not your thing?

Was years ago,im just a miserable old bastard now

I agree

Thats a bloody first!

I’ve just fainted and it was nothing to do with kissing

The ad killer

Evening

Evening I thought I'd come in for my lego..ver

Private joke...probably with myself

I got it

Oh yeah forgot about you

Charming

"

Did you get your milk?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart "

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening tending to night all

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic"

Sorry I know but we like the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic

Sorry I know but we like the pic "

When I first looked a avatar I thought you had a humongous pair of knockers

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic

Sorry I know but we like the pic

When I first looked a avatar I thought you had a humongous pair of knockers "

Are you trying to say Swing has a big bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic

Sorry I know but we like the pic

When I first looked a avatar I thought you had a humongous pair of knockers

Are you trying to say Swing has a big bum? "

I'm saying Feck all

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"For those of you that are unsure here's an explanation:-

The kind of hot passionate kissing that makes your knees weak so you slowly collapse onto the floor, chair, sofa or bed. At which point clothes are ripped off in firey hot passion and lust (Cyberjam, 2017)

Oh hello

Hello sweetheart

Well that was confusing I thought you were talking to yourself with you having the same profile pic

Sorry I know but we like the pic

When I first looked a avatar I thought you had a humongous pair of knockers

Are you trying to say Swing has a big bum?

I'm saying Feck all "

Very wise, you’re not the only one, there’s no ranting on the rant thread

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello you lovely lot. Is it Easter now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot. Is it Easter now? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes creme eggs anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes creme eggs anyone "

I bet you love them honey ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes creme eggs anyone

I bet you love them honey ones"

Prefere creme ones

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening all how's it hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all how's it hanging "

I'm cold so that might give you a clue

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’m a bit late for Valentine’s Day but I’m feeling all mushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Planning on getting home today and kissing a very special Pretty Northern Girl to the ground

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""

is there anybody there?......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

is there anybody there?...... "

I think prettykinky might be busy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

is there anybody there?......

I think prettykinky might be busy "

Ah, lovely, hope so!

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Planning on getting home today and kissing a very special Pretty Northern Girl to the ground "

Oh that sounds wonderful, I think she’ll love that

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"

is there anybody there?......

I think prettykinky might be busy "

I wish I was busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Planning on getting home today and kissing a very special Pretty Northern Girl to the ground

Oh that sounds wonderful, I think she’ll love that "

I think she might

P x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bit late for Valentine’s Day but I’m feeling all mushy "

Peas, love and bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

is there anybody there?......

I think prettykinky might be busy

I wish I was busy "

You and me both baby cakes

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Well, I just read an article on Broadly about a study that may answer one of Fab's most asked forum questions of all time but today no one appears to have asked the question. The key bit is:

"The 75 women involved in the survey were given 33 blue, 3D-printed phalluses of varying lengths and girths and told to pick the ones that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women—who were told that the theoretical man attached to these potential penises was "kind, intelligent, funny, and has a great job"—generally selected a penis around 6.3" long and 4.8" around for dating, and 6.4" long, 5" around for a one-nighter."

So there you go. A definitive what size do women want answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I just read an article on Broadly about a study that may answer one of Fab's most asked forum questions of all time but today no one appears to have asked the question. The key bit is:

"The 75 women involved in the survey were given 33 blue, 3D-printed phalluses of varying lengths and girths and told to pick the ones that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women—who were told that the theoretical man attached to these potential penises was "kind, intelligent, funny, and has a great job"—generally selected a penis around 6.3" long and 4.8" around for dating, and 6.4" long, 5" around for a one-nighter."

So there you go. A definitive what size do women want answer."

Not a lot of difference in the size though is there?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Not a lot of difference in the size though is there?"

Nope. 0.1 inch margin for length, 0.2 for girth. So all those girth is more important than length thread comments may in fact be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a lot of difference in the size though is there?

Nope. 0.1 inch margin for length, 0.2 for girth. So all those girth is more important than length thread comments may in fact be right."

I'm fecked then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Not a lot of difference in the size though is there?

Nope. 0.1 inch margin for length, 0.2 for girth. So all those girth is more important than length thread comments may in fact be right.

I'm fecked then "

Think I might be , if I don't behave myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, I just read an article on Broadly about a study that may answer one of Fab's most asked forum questions of all time but today no one appears to have asked the question. The key bit is:

"The 75 women involved in the survey were given 33 blue, 3D-printed phalluses of varying lengths and girths and told to pick the ones that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women—who were told that the theoretical man attached to these potential penises was "kind, intelligent, funny, and has a great job"—generally selected a penis around 6.3" long and 4.8" around for dating, and 6.4" long, 5" around for a one-nighter."

So there you go. A definitive what size do women want answer."

Admin, make this a sticky please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning peoples

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Howdy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy"

Oh very John Wayne

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Howdy

Oh very John Wayne "

How is everybody? It’s been a while since I ambled through lounge chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy

Oh very John Wayne

How is everybody? It’s been a while since I ambled through lounge chat "

I’m just grand - the sun is out which makes me happy

How are you doing?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well, I just read an article on Broadly about a study that may answer one of Fab's most asked forum questions of all time but today no one appears to have asked the question. The key bit is:

"The 75 women involved in the survey were given 33 blue, 3D-printed phalluses of varying lengths and girths and told to pick the ones that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women—who were told that the theoretical man attached to these potential penises was "kind, intelligent, funny, and has a great job"—generally selected a penis around 6.3" long and 4.8" around for dating, and 6.4" long, 5" around for a one-nighter."

So there you go. A definitive what size do women want answer."

Ooooft girth

Although it was a small sample group

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over a year ago


"Howdy"

Howdy Maccy

Hope works better today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Afternoon all "

Afternoon sweetheart, have you dried off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all

Afternoon sweetheart, have you dried off? "

My post is now dry darling

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Afternoon all

Afternoon sweetheart, have you dried off?

My post is now dry darling "

I need to remedy that

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening "

Evening babs how's you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Evening

Evening babs how's you "

Hello lovely. I’m good thank you. How are you?

Are you keeping this lot in order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening babs how's you

Hello lovely. I’m good thank you. How are you?

Are you keeping this lot in order? "

Aw there's too much smooching going on...I try to keep out of that

Are you going to whitby?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Evening

Evening babs how's you

Hello lovely. I’m good thank you. How are you?

Are you keeping this lot in order?

Aw there's too much smooching going on...I try to keep out of that

Are you going to whitby? "

What’s happening in Whitby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening babs how's you

Hello lovely. I’m good thank you. How are you?

Are you keeping this lot in order?

Aw there's too much smooching going on...I try to keep out of that

Are you going to whitby?

What’s happening in Whitby? "

My green arrow...and feel free to give it a bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening "

Sup

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening babs how's you

Hello lovely. I’m good thank you. How are you?

Are you keeping this lot in order?

Aw there's too much smooching going on...I try to keep out of that

Are you going to whitby?

What’s happening in Whitby?

My green arrow...and feel free to give it a bump"

Bumped

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Hello you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot "

Bonjour

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot "

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot "

Afternoon Babs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit "

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit "

Won't be now

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit "

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then "

...and me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Won't be now "

Pink is stuck across the road

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Won't be now

Pink is stuck across the road"

Oh dear, that's the problem when you're popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then "

And sami...need to finish this off...it will be valentine’s day again at this rate

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over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Won't be now

Pink is stuck across the road

Oh dear, that's the problem when you're popular "

I wouldn't know on that one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

And sami...need to finish this off...it will be valentine’s day again at this rate"

Oh god no!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Won't be now

Pink is stuck across the road

Oh dear, that's the problem when you're popular

I wouldn't know on that one "

You are popular with some of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

And sami...need to finish this off...it will be valentine’s day again at this rate

Oh god no!"

I know...I'll still get no fecking cards again

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

...and me... "

Hello lovely

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread "

I like sex

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex "

I was just reading that thread

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

And sami...need to finish this off...it will be valentine’s day again at this rate

Oh god no!

I know...I'll still get no fecking cards again "

I told you the postman was on strike and then he chucked them in a ditch!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Hasn’t it though?

It’s me and you it is then

...and me...

Hello lovely "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex "

I heard on facetime

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime "

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know! "

Yeah, come on, spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill "

My lips are sealed

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill "

I like FaceTime

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

I like FaceTime "

I bet you do

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed "

Can you not be tempted?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed

Can you not be tempted? "

Easily I think

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed

Can you not be tempted?

Easily I think "

Me thinks you're right!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed

Can you not be tempted?

Easily I think

Me thinks you're right! "

I’ve got a piece of Red Velvet and a coffee ... that should do it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed

Can you not be tempted?

Easily I think

Me thinks you're right!

I’ve got a piece of Red Velvet and a coffee ... that should do it "

Give it a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

I like FaceTime "

I’d noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello you lovely lot

Hiya _abs....this threads been quiet for a bit

Ah just found out why...Bloody pink on her sex thread

I like sex

I heard on facetime

There’s more to this story ... we need to know!

Yeah, come on, spill

My lips are sealed

Can you not be tempted?

Easily I think

Me thinks you're right!

I’ve got a piece of Red Velvet and a coffee ... that should do it

Give it a go! "

I'm like zippy

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over a year ago

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


""

This thread needs ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This thread needs ending "

I nearly replied in fecking man mode

Where's all the regulars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who me well i lost it all the hugs, kiss and my lovely smile

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"

This thread needs ending

I nearly replied in fecking man mode

Where's all the regulars? "

We’re in hibernation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This thread needs ending

I nearly replied in fecking man mode

Where's all the regulars?

We’re in hibernation "

I don't blame you..I've just had to turn the heating up. Bloody freezing

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"

This thread needs ending

I nearly replied in fecking man mode

Where's all the regulars?

We’re in hibernation

I don't blame you..I've just had to turn the heating up. Bloody freezing "

I’ve put an extra radiator on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

This thread needs ending

I nearly replied in fecking man mode

Where's all the regulars?

We’re in hibernation

I don't blame you..I've just had to turn the heating up. Bloody freezing

I’ve put an extra radiator on "

Jeez so you've got two radiators on...it must be cold

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening "

Well hello and good evening babs

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening "

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies "

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin "

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it "

Ah another bank

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

Ah another bank "

No we don’t live in a bank . Oh that’s just reminded me Euromillions tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

Ah another bank

No we don’t live in a bank . Oh that’s just reminded me Euromillions tonight "

Give up woman...more chance of landing on the moon

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it "

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin! "

All the more for tonight

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

All the more for tonight"

I think she needs it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

All the more for tonight

I think she needs it "

Let's hope she's got the tonic in

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

All the more for tonight

I think she needs it

Let's hope she's got the tonic in"

Gin is the tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

All the more for tonight

I think she needs it

Let's hope she's got the tonic in

Gin is the tonic "

Those were the days...now it's a Latte for me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening

Evening Babs Boobie Woobies

I think she posted that then opened a bottle of gin

Probably in anticipation of the snow, she hates it

I think that’s where I went wrong ... I didn’t open the gin!

All the more for tonight

I think she needs it

Let's hope she's got the tonic in

Gin is the tonic

Those were the days...now it's a Latte for me "

....and an instant for me... ...cats windmill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just done some crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done some crumpet."

Real butter I hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done some crumpet.

Real butter I hope?"

Olive spread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just done some crumpet.

Real butter I hope?

Olive spread."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/02/18 08:41:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x "

After I finish this latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte "

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

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over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x "

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

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over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea "

Thank you, just what I needed x

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over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x "

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Do you wanna build a snowman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you wanna build a snowman? "

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman"

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather. "

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either "

Love nuts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either

Love nuts.... "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either

Love nuts....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the longest lounge thread ever

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"This is the longest lounge thread ever "

The never ending story

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either

Love nuts.... "

I don’t like big nuts even covered in chocolate, I save those for Swing, he eats big nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x"

It hadn’t this morning, we’ve had a bit of it this afternoon but apparently tomorrow is going to be our worst day x

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x

It hadn’t this morning, we’ve had a bit of it this afternoon but apparently tomorrow is going to be our worst day x "

Send some this way Angie

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over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x

It hadn’t this morning, we’ve had a bit of it this afternoon but apparently tomorrow is going to be our worst day x

Send some this way Angie "

You can have our share pink. I’m so over the snow and cold for this year x

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x

It hadn’t this morning, we’ve had a bit of it this afternoon but apparently tomorrow is going to be our worst day x

Send some this way Angie

You can have our share pink. I’m so over the snow and cold for this year x "

I’ve had the sledges at the ready for days, still nothing to write home about

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over a year ago


"Morning all, who’s putting the kettle on I need tea x

After I finish this latte

Thank you mistress, I knew I could count on you x

There's you go angie...one piping hot cup of Yorkshire tea

Thank you, just what I needed x

Has the beast arrived in Cannock yet angie? x

It hadn’t this morning, we’ve had a bit of it this afternoon but apparently tomorrow is going to be our worst day x

Send some this way Angie

You can have our share pink. I’m so over the snow and cold for this year x

I’ve had the sledges at the ready for days, still nothing to write home about "

Don't you worry....hopefully it will move from teesside across to you soon.

You will need another radiator on though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Do you wanna build a snowman?

Just been out...I am a fecking snowman/woman

‘Freeze your nuts off’ weather.

Not just the nuts....I can't find the other bit either

Love nuts....

I don’t like big nuts even covered in chocolate, I save those for Swing, he eats big nuts "

Covered in chocolate is a bonus

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

Happy St David’s day chatters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a David

He’s no saint though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Happy St David’s day chatters "

And to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know a David

He’s no saint though

"

We all know a Dave like that.

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

That’s enough of that I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave... is that you ??

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