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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ?

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over a year ago

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Jackawara im small and fistey and got a little bite on me

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Jackawara im small and fistey and got a little bite on me

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shar pei.

Affectionate, Devoted, Suspicious, Reserved, Loving, Independent with a permanent resting bitch face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ?"

English Bull Terrier? Their fur is usually so thin you can make out the pink skin underneath...fucking mental though

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

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"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!

On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!

In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shar pei.

Affectionate, Devoted, Suspicious, Reserved, Loving, Independent with a permanent resting bitch face. "

Great answer - resting bitch face

They do look pissed off all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!

On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!

In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable !

You have the Red Setter locks

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My nephew told me once if I was a dog I would be a golden retriever because I am always helping people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nephew told me once if I was a dog I would be a golden retriever because I am always helping people "

Goldies have bit more children than any other dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what? "

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

Hmmm - tricky one as my fab persona and my real world one are very different!

On fab I’d say I’m definitely a Red Setter - pretty good to look at and confident!

In the real world I’d say may be a Labrador? Less striking and noticeable - but still not bad - and utterly dependable !

You have the Red Setter locks

Yeah - but I have a hunch that they don’t have to spend as much on conditioner as I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a lurcher. Clumsy lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be a lurcher. Clumsy lady.

Love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not needy enough to be a dog. I'll stick to being a duck billed platypus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then. "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx"

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

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over a year ago

"I'm not needy enough to be a dog. I'll stick to being a duck billed platypus

ooooookkkaaaaaayyy then.. you venomous antipodean nonsensical fuck of an animal

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over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin."

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then.

Of course "

I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Which breed/species of canine, which would you describe yourself as.

I've the temperament of an English Mastiff.. Mega laid back, fiercely loyal, protective of my pack, lazy... but I'm a short fucker so this isnt going to work for me..

Good Old lovable, happy-go-lucky Staffy I guess. Nothing special, has all those qualities.. Plus a Lock-Jaw bite. A small dog, but not a yappy one... hmm no.. I'm pretty gobby too

That's only online, doesn't count

I used to be an Afghan ....... I'm not sure now.... What's fat and pink with thinning grey hair and a fuck off expression ?

English Bull Terrier? Their fur is usually so thin you can make out the pink skin underneath...fucking mental though

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then.

Of course

I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities "

My little lady is very quiet and a lovely personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a malamute. No reason I just like saying malamute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not needy enough to be a dog. I'll stick to being a duck billed platypus

ooooookkkaaaaaayyy then.. you venomous antipodean nonsensical fuck of an animal

You nailed it there old chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then.

Of course

I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities "

We're talking the dogs.. not you lmfao I'm in tears

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off

I'm not getting close enough to find out

I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off

I'm not getting close enough to find out

I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch

Never judge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

A designer mongrel then.

Of course

I have a jack russell and know too well their shitty personality traits, you're a brave lady taking on a dog that is a mixture of two arsehole personalities

We're talking the dogs.. not you lmfao I'm in tears"

I have two arsehole personalities? Strange you've come to that conclusion without us ever chatting. Don't worry, I'll sort that now to make sure it never accidentally happens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off

I'm not getting close enough to find out

I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch

Never judge

I'm teasing x I'd never call you a yappy bitch for real.. you'd bite my ankles off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jackawara im small fistey and got a little bite on me

A what?

Jack Russel/Weimerana cross?? No fucking idea either

Jackrussel cross Chihuahua xx

Oh no! You'd get on my nerves with your hyperactive yappyness and nipping at my heels or hiding in handbags and popping out like an mean Gremlin.

I dont need to be in a bag look after me and ill be kind

That's the Chiuaua in you talking.. the Jack Russel would just want to play fetch

If u rub me right i wont bite ya hands off

I'm not getting close enough to find out

I'm more a big dog fan, sorry.. you yappy bitch

Never judge

I'm teasing x I'd never call you a yappy bitch for real.. you'd bite my ankles off"

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